While you and your mates are moaning about Facebook’s latest updates, our favourite celebs are Tweeting up a storm.

Are you on Twitter? To help Twitter n00bs, Same Same has put together a list of our favourite feeds to follow; everything from celebrities, to influential locals, to our own staff (shameless…). We’ve included some sample tweets from them too.

Take a look, follow, enjoy… and let us know if any celeb tweeters reply back to you.

TOP TWEETERS

Lady Gaga
@ladygaga – 14,647,837 followers
“Put Born This Way back in the vessel, for rebirth, as I lay in mine. When too strong to divorce the fight, then buckle up, MARRY THE NIGHT.”
“If monsters make MARRY THE NIGHT SINGLE COVER the number one trending topic I will release it tonight. Early. SORRY INTERSCOPE! I LOVE THEM!”

Katy Perry
@katyperry – 11,014,397 followers
“Is it wrong that we just honked outside of Buckingham Palace? The flag was up! #queenishome !”
“Oh boi! I have full insomnia! Shall we have a tweety chat? You ask Q’s I’ll give A’s if you like?”

Ellen DeGeneres
@TheEllenShow – 7,889,599 followers
“What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite. #ClassicJokeMonday”
“Here’s a peaceful demonstration for the right to marry. Why would anyone want to deny these people that right? http://bit.ly/ojuqKg”

CELEBRITY TWEETERS

Cher
@cher – 394,210 followers
“I am Tibetan Buddhist ! When i c/hear touching art, beautifulBabies/ young /old, sunset ,ocean,I feel God ! When i c Suffering I feel Buddha”
“Oh FudgeOh DarnOhHeckOhYeah Oh Darn it 2 Hades ! GeezO peezO Kiss my Bottom! WhatThe? I Know u r But What Am I? These r my Clean Expletives”

Zachary Quinto
@zacharyquinto – 371,823 followers
“i have spent the day in awe of this outpouring of support and resonance. we. are. in. this. together. NEVER FORGET! i am deeply moved.”

Kathy Griffin
@kathygriffin – 1,125,485 followers
“haha Bachmann saying she & her (Pray the Gay Away) crazy hubby r “job creators”. My dog Larry poops & creates a job for the dog walker”
“Fuck off & blow me while ur at it. RT @kellygarnica: your comedy used to be edgier. What happened to you !”

Joan Rivers
@joan_rivers – 656,031 followers
“Heading to a TV pitch meeting with a fantastic reality-show idea: Snooki on a fishing boat. It’s called ‘The Deadliest Snatch’.”
“I was just thinking, you know who I feel REALLY sorry for? Agoraphobic homeless people.”

Cazwell
@CAZWELLnyc – 13,664 followers
“I’m so amused when some hasnever with an 80’s action hero body pic tries to come for me.”
“An remake of Steal Magnolias?? What next? A remake of Footloose??? LMAO!!!! oh…”

Chris Colfer
@chriscolfer – 1,074,095 followers
“Thank God for Oprah’s Lifeclass! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself without it…”

Sia
@siamusic – 83,452 followers
“Look out for me in the rite aid carpark I’ll be the one with the scissors and lopsided Lego hair.”
“Wear purple tomorrow if you support gaylords! I will be wearing a purplefit.”

LOCAL & INFLUENTIAL

Penny Sharpe MLC
@PennySharpemlc – 2,276 followers
“Government dumps TAFE legislation into parliament. Another attack on public sector workers. #nswpol #nswisconsin”

Marriage Equality campaigner Alex Greenwich
@alexgreenwich – 729 followers
“Gillard’s conscience vote concession means we can aim for change to labor platform on #marriageequality”
“Today 60 people from all over Australia will decend on Parliament House to tell MPs #marriageequality matters”

Greens Senator Bob Brown
@senatorbobbrown – 31,918 followers
“The richest 20% in Australia have 60 times the wealth of the poorest 20% of Australians. No wonder people are protesting #ows”

New Mardi Gras
@newmardigras – 2,496 followers
“Smashing Party Working Group meeting! So many exciting ideas and plans being thrown around for Mardi Gras Party 2012!”

Prof. Kerryn Phelps
@drkerrynphelps – 3,856 followers
“Honored to serve AIMA as president for another year #AIMA2011 representing #Integrative medicine in Australasia”

NSWGLRL’s Senthorun Raj
@senthorun – 1,013 followers
“Dear @JuliaGillard, #marriageequality is a matter of fairness, not conscience. #auspol”
“We need to remove exemptions to anti-discrimination laws. Homophobia will inhere in public administration where laws legitimate it. #auspol”

TV/print Journalist Monique Schafter
@MoniqueSchafter – 1,936 followers
“My gf just randomly delivered a chocolate cake to my work. It’s not even birthday time. She is like the coolest person ever.”
“Lesbians do have a ‘look’ that transcends national identity – except in Germany where everyone looks pretty dykey.”

Writer/blogger Katrina Fox
@katrinafox – 985 followers
“How’s this for a power affirmation: “My potential is unlimited.” Nice! :)”

Radio newsreader Geoff Field
@GeoffField – 6,583 followers
“Who else is excited we have a real Queen arriving in Australia?”

Joy FM’s James Findlay
@james_findlay – 1,165 followers
“We’re going for a family picnic. Mum asks if I want a hat, in which I reply “what?! We’re not going into the sun, are we?!” #closetranga”
“This morning the closest gay on Grindr is 99kms away. This time next week, I will be at a gay porn festival in Berlin. #extremes #gaygaygay”

FUNNY

Brendan Maclean
@macleanbrendan – 10,511 followers
“Who among us would be truly upset if an adorable piglet wearing red gum boots won the next federal election?”

Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard – 23,143 followers
“Even if you actually live under a rock, that’s no excuse for not keeping up to date with current affairs and engaging with today’s issues.”

Popjustice
@Popjustice – 87,388 followers
“ Does anyone know if any member of Girls Aloud has ever had sex with any member of The Stone Roses?”

Rhys Nicholson
@rhysnicholson – 1,939 followers
“I’ve never liked kids. Even when I was one, I hated myself.”

Nath Valvo
@nathvalvo – 1,110 followers
“11 am sunburn is a new record for me as well ! My trip to the supermarket this morning was epic.”

Gay Boy Problem
@gayboyproblem – 39,502 followers
“This fashion breakfast is a huge success! No ones eating. #gayboyproblem”
“It better be as big as you say it is or else I’m leaving. #gayboyproblem”
“Unfortunately, sex has forced me to give up my love for white sheets. #gayboyproblem”

Will & Grace tweeters
@karenwalkerbot – 29,824 followers
“This is the best prank we’ve played since we set up Martha Stewart.”

@graciousadler – 2,098 followers
“Put the catalog down. You have everything in it.”

@justjack2001 – 7,089 followers
“It’s a real spelling bee. With gay contestants and gay words. Like “flounce”.. “hydrangea”.. “set design by””

@wtrumanbot – 2,434 followers
“If I was going to have sex with a woman it’d be Hillary Swank… or Tobey Maguire.”

@maidrosario – 2,714 followers
“You better watch it, lady, because the next time you take a bath it’ll be rub-a-dub-dub, I drop the blender in the tub.”

SAME SAMERS

Tim Duggan
@timduggan
“Google Maps proposed driving times are always so wildly optimistic.”

Nic Holland
@nicmusic
“I think the syrup/soda ratio at Mad Mex is malfunctioning… My Pepsi max tastes sooo good”

Chris Kostakis
@ChrisKostakis
“Looking forward to the “Contagion” premiere tonight. Gwyneth dies a horrible death in the first ten minutes so it has to be AMAZING.”

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