Prison Bitch Name - You Know You Want One

[honey-prawns]

i recently came across a rather interesting website, one that you usually visit when you are online and really bored.


http://www.prisonbitchname.com

enter your first and last name, press generate and wait for the name to pop up.
its kind of like finding out your porn star name.
have fun entering your friends names or even if your really bored celebrities names.
i found out that Stephanie Mcintosh comes up as The Recptacle.
and Dannii Minogue - the rear queer. any surprises there
I got three dollar bill
my porn star name Pebbles Tobruk

so go, knock yourself out. you wont regret it.
will come in really handy next time you find yourself locked in cell block h with bea leaning over the steam press...

[Tim D]

I got Fruit Loop - and feel a bit rorted. I wanted mine to be something masculine and hot...

What was yours honey-prawns?

[Zakalwe]

I got "Butt Whore". Isnt technology amazing!! ;-)

[taylor-dayne]

I got "Butt Whore". Isnt technology amazing!! ;-)

Butt Whore - Ha! I love it! I want that name. (Actually I think I've had that name before...)

I got "Cream Of Meat" - that's pretty disgusting really. Ew.

Can I just say Stephanie Mcintosh as 'The Receptacle' - that is f*cking PRICELESS. :eek:

[Mr Azza]

lol - I got George's Bush... don't know how it came up with that, scenes my name does not resemble George Bush at all...

Anyway...

[meezon04]

Hahaha, I got 'Queenie'

But then I typed one of my alter ego's and got 'Cum Stain'

hmmm, not sure which i like better.


LOL - Paris Hilton (as if you haven't searched it yourself already!) is "The Gerbil"
(somewhat spot-on i thought)

[Christian Taylor]

lindsay lohan got TUSH TASTER!
no mention of crack cocaine at all...

[remix_addict]

He-Bitch here. How does it know??

[Daavy]

Oh bugger!! Mine is "Wannabe". How does it know????? heheheee

[markc]

Honey Hole.

Want some sugar baby???

[dave xo]

Glory Hole...

:-/

Dave xo

[Giorni]

Ha, ha, I got Honey Hole ....... how sweet!

[adisonc]

I got golden boy... there are certaint things the word "golden" i don't like.

lol, but hey its not to bad.

[Mia F]

I got 'the beaver'!!! haha how amusing

[newzboi]

'The Scatmaster', which I got, is disturbing :/

[argy]

Haha famous anus and my partner is dirtbox deamon... how funny

[Mr Azza]

my partner gets - Butt Slammer

going through some of my mates
Ian - Gotti's Boy
Margaret - hmmm... also Gotti's Boy

ha ha ha - my dog : Cream of Meat


Whats yer porno name ( your first pets name with your street name ). Mine's currently Peachy Victoria and USED to be Peachy Mount Pleasant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zakalwe]

My porn name is Brutus Cambridge!
With a name like that sounds like i'd be the top who wants tea and scones afterwards! ;-)

[Zakalwe]

"Peachy Mount Pleasant" is more of a Bond Girl name the Porn Star, though is there much difference in the end? ;-)

I can picture the scene now...

Daniel Craig: The name is Bond, James Bond.
Mr Azza: (smiles with a twinkle in the eye) Peachy Mount Pleasant.
Daniel Craig: I'm sure you are.

[Mr Azza]

oh god Zakalwe, that's exactly how it went... may I say that he is just as charming in real life. Such a gentleman :p

[libby]

my partner gets - Butt Slammer

going through some of my mates
Ian - Gotti's Boy
Margaret - hmmm... also Gotti's Boy

ha ha ha - my dog : Cream of Meat


Whats yer porno name ( your first pets name with your street name ). Mine's currently Peachy Victoria and USED to be Peachy Mount Pleasant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, my prison bitch name is Sodom Insane...oh-kay!!!

and my porn name is fluffy high (i always kind of dug that name ;) when i first heard about the porn name thing i thought it was first pert name and the street you currently live on, which at the time, would have made me: fluffy homebush... LOL

[Mr Azza]

ha ha ha - fluffy high!!!!

[Tim D]

Ok so my porn one is Sandy Wingadee - for some reason it always seems to sound like a beach blond pornstar with a big...

[Mr Azza]

film career?
dalmation?
car?
television?
samesame profile?

tell me tim!!! what does Sandy have thats so big???

[Tim D]

Sandy Wingadee has a very big.... surname. Duh!

[Brad]

Hmm...Brad Wright = Skid Marks

Bradley Wright = Shower Stalker

I think all of a sudden you guys should all start calling me... "bradley"...

Then again maybe not!

[ap_bcd]

Adrian Price = Mangina while My AKA Adrian Sparkles = Nut buster. Watch out boys!!

[Sketchy Fletchy]

Hey, don't mind me guys, it's just your ol' prison buddy 'Fudge Packer' here.

Hehehe.

My pron title is fairly lame, though - Wilbur Gregory. Sounds like that high-class British porn: "Nearly there... Almost... Almost... There we go." "Well done."

Hahaha - Cream of Meat... that's gold Azza...

Some of my mates:
Bonsai - Tush Taster
DJ - Sodom Insane
V-Nut Buster
Sam - Ankle Grabber (Probably the most appropriate of all... Don't look at me like that - he's a shortarse)

[Mr Azza]

lol
"Well Wilbur, are you as glad as I am"
"Why yes Fletcher, I am quite glad"

noice

[Sketchy Fletchy]

Hehehe, Cheers...

[Anthony Mahera]

4 years later.......

[Phazz]

I got Honey Hole :D

[Matt Akersten]

I got Skank Cunt. Kinda knew that already xx

[Anthony Mahera]

I got Skank Cunt. Kinda knew that already xx

I'm jealous!!!! :p

[Light-Bearer]

I got Man Hole.

I haven't been called that since pre school

[Light-Bearer]

My cat got " Jizz Mouth"- it's like these people are peeking through my curtains at night

[kozi_kozi_kozi]

Fist Fucker! :-p

[Matt Akersten]

Oh Kozi, they read your diary!

[Light-Bearer]

Matthew Newton got " Goo Gobbler"

[Light-Bearer]

Brent Corrigan got Cum Stain.

Bless. And what lovely stains

[Light-Bearer]

The secret is to have atleast ten names

[badamj2000]

i recently came across a rather interesting website, one that you usually visit when you are online and really bored.


http://www.prisonbitchname.com

enter your first and last name, press generate and wait for the name to pop up.
its kind of like finding out your porn star name.
have fun entering your friends names or even if your really bored celebrities names.
i found out that Stephanie Mcintosh comes up as The Recptacle.
and Dannii Minogue - the rear queer. any surprises there
I got three dollar bill
my porn star name Pebbles Tobruk

so go, knock yourself out. you wont regret it.
will come in really handy next time you find yourself locked in cell block h with bea leaning over the steam press...
Honey Prawns does this site also ask for your Tax file number too? I dont think one should use your real name on sites like this they can link your name with your email etc and then do weird things

[Light-Bearer]

Now you've made me look psychic

[MrAsh]

I got 'The Perve' and yep that sounds about right!

[Dsquare]

I got "3 dollar bill". That's just stupid.

[TheOldie]

Lips
or
Mouth Mangler

my name can be shortened so that gave me Lips and full name Mouth Mangler.

Lips reminds me of Lance who's nickname was Lips. Dear friend who died 20 years ago.

[The_Freak]

I know it's an old thread, but just had to have a go!


The Freak = Cum Stain :eek:

Freaky = Horse Hung Harry :D


(Mental Note To Self: Start calling yourself "Freaky" because "Cum Stain" comes out in the wash!) :p

[Marko]

I got Liberace....HAHAHAHAHA

[biflab]

mangina is my moniker

[Bellie]

I got Liberace....HAHAHAHAHA
So did I!?

[Papilio]

I got He Bitch but I would have preferred Cum Whore.

[melsby]

Looks like someone is reserecting necro-posts
I got Goo Gobbler
Porn name is Snowy Gordon

[Marko]

So did I!?

:eek: Do we share the same first and last name I wonder?

[kngo6803]

He Bitch S:

[The_Freak]

Looks like someone is reserecting necro-posts
I got Goo Gobbler
Porn name is Snowy Gordon

My fault, melsby. Trolling through old threads and saw this one. Just had to give it a go. :eek:

Need to ask a silly question. Anyone can answer. How do you find your porn name, please? I think I've been told in the past, but at my age, short term memory loss can be a problem :p

(Mental Note To Self: ......... *crickets chirping*............ Nah! Can't remember! :D)

[badamj2000]

Is it a 'classique' thread?

[Bellie]

:eek: Do we share the same first and last name I wonder?

That depends on if your name really is Marko? Mine is not...

[badamj2000]

When in doubt, 'Alan Jones' ....

[Anthony Mahera]

Dildo Head. :o

[melsby]

The porn name is the first pet and first st name which you lived on
Or at least the earliest you can remember

[badamj2000]

Pookie Stanhope....

[The_Freak]

The porn name is the first pet and first st name which you lived on
Or at least the earliest you can remember

Thanks melsby! That makes me "Minty Deepwater"! :eek:

[DavoJimbo]

pillow biter !

porno name - lol abernathy route 3 ? lol guess it wasn't meant for rural living...or a dog named abernathy...

second dog / second street birdie richland

[badamj2000]

Thanks melsby! That makes me "Minty Deepwater"! :eek:

Thats a good one...so sensual..and soothing clean fresh like a Swedish summer forest

[badamj2000]

pillow biter !

porno name - lol abernathy route 3 ? lol guess it wasn't meant for rural living...or a dog named abernathy...

second dog / second street birdie richland

Oh Davo, you poor thing :)

[flounder]

Holy shit i got "ankle grabber" over my dead fucking body!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[TheOldie]

Holy shit i got "ankle grabber" over my dead fucking body!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

pfffffttttt tell us you have never been in that position :D

[ernesto_1]

i got whore.

that is so rudeeee!

[badamj2000]

Holy shit i got "ankle grabber" over my dead fucking body!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

It must be karma dear ( consult a dictionary )

[badamj2000]

i got whore.

that is so rudeeee!

Oh Ernesto 101, you are all the 'sins of the flesh' warmed up and wrapped in buttermilk toast and covered in bum-juice.

[Fahed]

Holy shit i got "ankle grabber" over my dead fucking body!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

That could go either way really, depending on who owns the ankles you're grabbing.

[Marko]

That depends on if your name really is Marko? Mine is not...

Lol my names Mark, an I was just being a smart arse. :P I'm sure it has tons of generated names in it! :]

[The_Freak]

Thats a good one...so sensual..and soothing clean fresh like a Swedish summer forest

Minty Deepwater...................Or sounds like a 2nd rate mouthwash that you would buy at a $2.00 shop. :eek:

[Dsquare]

pillow biter !

porno name - lol abernathy route 3 ? lol guess it wasn't meant for rural living...or a dog named abernathy...

second dog / second street birdie richland

I like Abernathy Route 3. It stands out from the crowd. You could specialise in the "truck stop" genre.

[Dsquare]

Minty Deepwater...................Or sounds like a 2nd rate mouthwash that you would buy at a $2.00 shop. :eek:

Or a $2.00 shop toilet cleaner - which funnily enough has exactly the same thing in it as the $2.00 mouthwash in the next aisle. And the $2.00 copies of "Designer Fragrances" in the aisle after that.

[flounder]

That could go either way really, depending on who owns the ankles you're grabbing.

Agreed Fahed, on deeper reflection its pretty open ended so to speak....:rolleyes:

[badamj2000]

I have found Flounder to be often too lewd and vulgar and subsequently a very poor influence on our nations youth.

[mark_]

^ Hmmmmm..... I suspect you're channelling a certain someone in that statement. I must say I found Mr Flounder to be charming, handsome and personable that time we met on the Oxford balcony last year.

[badamj2000]

Yes, yes he is certainly all that and so much more, but can he take a joke? I have no humor.

[dougster]

I got honey hole. porn names not much better = fluffy delaware. shit, something more masculine would've been better. this site is rigged

[badamj2000]

Wysiwu Dont G

[biglebstud]

LOL . . . I get "Tiny Hiney"

[badamj2000]

No one cares dear...

[DavoJimbo]

if there is a thread appropo to be bitchy on, this be the one....

[flounder]

I got honey hole. porn names not much better = fluffy delaware. shit, something more masculine would've been better. this site is rigged

You think??? Shit I thought they had a team of experts probing us to the Nth degree! :D

[badamj2000]

This thread is for bitter black-hearted peeps that have lost their faith..

[Benno5693]

"Butt Whore"

Well, that's straight to the point! Haha

[badamj2000]

Wysi+ OO7 infinity

[lancealot]

The porn name is the first pet and first st name which you lived on
Or at least the earliest you can remember

Fluffy Cedar Pocket

:o

[Nemesis]

Oh dear! I get "squealing piglet" *giggles*. My porn names not much better = Fluffy Boundary

[biglebstud]

This thread is for bitter black-hearted peeps that have lost their faith..


You talking about ya self again, huh????????????? I'm sure ya not completely black-hearted though, although I can completed believe the bitter bit.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[DavoJimbo]

sounds like he is angling for a taste, badamj ! better to be sweet and thought a bit bitter, than to get sucked in and ....

[badamj2000]

OMG, I'm quite sure I wouldnt know what Mr Big Leb is on about...! I suspect it is vulgar and working class though. :)

[biglebstud]

OMG, I'm quite sure I wouldnt know what Mr Big Leb is on about...! Im suspect it is vulgar and working class though. :)

First compliment ya have ever given me. Thanx m8

[JayTee]

Is this some freaky system where you wind up having the same porn name/prison name as your siblings because you all had the same first pet and lived on the same first street?

[badamj2000]

OMG are you all secretly doing time in the joint? Now it all makes perfect sense!

[DavoJimbo]

not me, I smoked mine
;-)

[badamj2000]

Tsk :)