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Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 12:14 PM
This year, really has been the year, that just hasn't stopped giving.

Michael, Farrah, Patrick, John Travolta's son ( though he doesn't really count- because 1. He wasn't very attractive and 2. He was a nobody.) and now the delightful little Brittany has bitten the death waffer.

So with 10 more days to go before 2009 is over- who will race, race, race to the mortality finish line next?

Please give me your predictions-( I've got my fingers crossed and am secretly praying it's either Lindsay or the Hoff- but George Pell would be a real spiffy christmas gift too)

Nothing says Merry Christmas like the sound of celebrity in it's death throes.

Asherbella
21st December 2009, 12:19 PM
Lauren Bacall?
She accepted an honourary Oscar late last month & I got the feeling the angel of death was hovering above her left shoulder as she gave her speech. lol

Asherbella
21st December 2009, 12:24 PM
Keith Richards?
He's been looking especially tired of late.

Phazz
21st December 2009, 12:26 PM
Paula Abdul
She'll be too merry this xmas.

Asherbella
21st December 2009, 12:31 PM
Paula Abdul
She'll be too merry this xmas.
No! I heart Paula.
She & Janet Jackson are my faves.
'Straight Up' is one of my most played songs I love dancing to.
I also realized I was gay as soon as I first heard Paula sing.
:o

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 12:37 PM
No! I heart Paula.
She & Janet Jackson are my faves.
'Straight Up' is one of my most played songs I love dancing to.
I also realized I was gay as soon as I first heard Paula sing.
:o

Sometimes Ash- when you really love someone- it's best to let them go

Asherbella
21st December 2009, 12:39 PM
Sometimes Ash- when you really love someone- it's best to let them go
Ain't that the truth...:o

honey-prawns
21st December 2009, 12:50 PM
"bitten the death wafer"

classy

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 12:53 PM
Im all class- as illustrated by the thread itself.

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 12:53 PM
To me "class" is nothing more than a bad 80's film about Andrew McCarthy fucking Rob Lowe's mum

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 01:42 PM
hmmm... i have this slight perculation in my waters, that makes me feel Tom Cruise will visit an RSL club in Sydney and choke on a Chicken Schnitty meal while playing " She Shook Me all Night Long" on the juke box- and waving his Xenu rag doll about...or is that Suri?

The world is a strange and mysterious place

Dsquare
21st December 2009, 02:22 PM
I see your Cardinal Pell and raise you a Pope Benny Sixteen.

I also think it's time a British royal shuffled off this mortal coil. Not Lilibet, she's gonna live forever like her mum. I reckon either Phil,or better yet, Chuck. Then that ugly drag queen he married can be put out to pasture.

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 05:06 PM
Prince Harry in the bedroom with a candlestick.

OOps sorry I thought this was the sexual fantasy thread

Phazz
21st December 2009, 05:17 PM
Tiger Woods after another car accident.

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 07:45 PM
For some strange reason- I have this feeling that George Negus will experience a massive global stroke and die.

Phazz
21st December 2009, 07:54 PM
I have consulted my crystal balls and they feel that a famous 80's actor will pass shortly. Michael J Fox is a strong candidate.

Light-Bearer
21st December 2009, 07:58 PM
OOh i like that choice.

Tragic and curiously twitchy.

meezon04
22nd December 2009, 02:33 PM
I'm with the Micky Fox choice, but there can't be too many Golden Girls left on that perch.

honey-prawns
22nd December 2009, 02:46 PM
I'm with the Micky Fox choice, but there can't be too many Golden Girls left on that perch.

you leave Rue and Betty out of this !

robbie
22nd December 2009, 03:28 PM
I'm having dreams of late of our beloved Sandra Sully in a hit and run...

honey-prawns
22nd December 2009, 03:37 PM
she's almost been kidnaped before, it isn't out of the realm of possibility

Phazz
22nd December 2009, 04:44 PM
Sandra sultry

Grumpy
22nd December 2009, 04:50 PM
I think Rove will be joining Belinda before the year is out. Closely followed by Bert Newton.

Light-Bearer
22nd December 2009, 05:02 PM
I'm having dreams of late of our beloved Sandra Sully in a hit and run...

I believe this post by robbie has shocked me.

I have my eyebrow raised and am looking strangely at the screen thinking; " Did I just read that!"

Good boy.

Welcome to the dark side- this is your Sith Lord speaking..

JustDax
22nd December 2009, 06:42 PM
hmmm... i have this slight perculation in my waters, that makes me feel Tom Cruise will visit an RSL club in Sydney and choke on a Chicken Schnitty meal ....

We can only hope.....:D

Light-Bearer
22nd December 2009, 09:12 PM
George Clooney- bizzare boating accident.

Phazz
22nd December 2009, 09:16 PM
Heather Mills leg will fall off and she'll fall into oncoming traffic.

camiseta
22nd December 2009, 11:38 PM
http://www.catalogs.com/info/bestof/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mickey_rourke.jpg Mickey Rourke

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/mgriffith1BIG1005_468x550.jpg Melanie Griffith

jojjie
22nd December 2009, 11:39 PM
I hate this thread.

Light-Bearer
22nd December 2009, 11:43 PM
Brad Pitt - Methadone overdose

jojjie
22nd December 2009, 11:50 PM
oh L-b, this thread offends me but then i read your last post and was amused. DAMN YOU, BRAIN

I remain offended at one bit though. But still think everyone's awesome.

*sigh* I'm so sad, I'm going to go to BED. oh, just realised it's almost midnight, so that's not such a wacky option.

alright, moping off now. toodles.

sTaRiA
23rd December 2009, 12:54 AM
Jenifer Aniston will finally end it all. I am soooo sick of weepy magazine covers of her.

andrewesmitt
23rd December 2009, 01:11 AM
George Clooney- bizzare boating accident.

oh noes. SAILING MISHAP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imGYNg77WlE&feature=related

ammonite
23rd December 2009, 01:13 AM
i can't bring myself to post anyone, because if by chance they actually did die, i would feel guilty forever

sTaRiA
23rd December 2009, 01:19 AM
http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr201/staria221183/jen4.jpg

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr201/staria221183/jen2.jpg

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr201/staria221183/jen3.jpg

Grumpy
23rd December 2009, 01:57 AM
^^^^^ Yes please bring it on soon, Jennifer is such a boring twat and needs to be murdered by Angelina.........:D

pioneer_to_the_falls
23rd December 2009, 05:06 AM
Robert Pattinson - Raped to death by a hardcore tween fan.

pioneer_to_the_falls
23rd December 2009, 05:09 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090629/robert-patinson-320.jpg

Light-Bearer
23rd December 2009, 08:02 AM
sophie delizzio run over by a water taxi while going for a leisurely swim

honey-prawns
23rd December 2009, 08:47 AM
loves it

Phazz
23rd December 2009, 09:58 AM
David Koche gets decapitated by pygmies on his next adventure.

honey-prawns
23rd December 2009, 10:21 AM
David Koche gets decapitated by pygmies on his next adventure.

i still am hoping for that bus to mow down brekkie central

over8inch
23rd December 2009, 10:30 AM
Kurt Fernley airline accident

camiseta
23rd December 2009, 11:25 AM
sophie delizzio run over by a water taxi while going for a leisurely swim

That bitch'll never die...... if you believe what her dad Ron says she's made of Mary M's crusty nun knickers.

MickeyD
23rd December 2009, 12:14 PM
Rob Schneider- crushed to death by a collapsed set on a new Adam Sandler production. Good riddance to bad acting.
Massive lol at Sophie Delezio

Light-Bearer
23rd December 2009, 08:18 PM
The guy who plays Dr Car Kennedy on Neighbours gets stabbed by some off chops, random chick while purchasing petrol at a local 7-11

Grumpy
23rd December 2009, 09:31 PM
Didn't somebody cark it today? Or was i just dreaming?

naughtylion
23rd December 2009, 09:40 PM
The guy who plays Dr Car Kennedy on Neighbours gets stabbed by some off chops, random chick while purchasing petrol at a local 7-11

Fark what'll dr karl do then? He's the only GP, surgeon, midwife, physio, chyro, radiographer, etc in all of Erinsborough.

Light-Bearer
23rd December 2009, 10:02 PM
he is also a serial adulterer.

He will burn in hell.

Light-Bearer
23rd December 2009, 10:18 PM
Nicole Kidmans battery pack runs out and it becomes apparent to the world that she naught more than a lifeless android.

Even her pants are sewn on!

Light-Bearer
27th December 2009, 01:51 PM
Darryl Sommers gets really drunk, realises his entire life is some sick, fucked up joke and throws himself infront of a tram after drinking Draino.

He lingers for a week before finally succumbing to an awful, painful death, while Molly Meldrum sneaks in and secretly finger fucks him.

meezon04
27th December 2009, 02:49 PM
Didn't somebody cark it today? Or was i just dreaming?

lol!

Not saying a word.

This thread has powers beyond what we know...

Light-Bearer
27th December 2009, 02:56 PM
Some depressed singer in a wheel chair died today.
He was mates with REM and Michael Stipe apparently discovered him. Not dead- but was the guy who helped make him famous.

I have no idea who found him dead.

Probably his dealer.

Light-Bearer
27th December 2009, 03:08 PM
Vic Chesnutt - that's his name.

He tried killing himself- ended up in a coma and died on Christmas day.

I wonder if anyone will write a carol about it.

meezon04
29th December 2009, 09:40 AM
Vic Chesnutt - that's his name.

He tried killing himself- ended up in a coma and died on Christmas day.

I wonder if anyone will write a carol about it.

**Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...**

Light-Bearer
29th December 2009, 12:05 PM
Rofl-

gandolf69
29th December 2009, 03:57 PM
Lindsay Lohan would be my tip as she just appears to be on a downer most of the time and maybe Charlie Sheen as he's violent streak against females seems to be increasing.

camiseta
30th December 2009, 10:04 AM
Things are looking up LB. Chelsea, Olivia's daughter collapsed drunk outside a strip club this morning. She may just choke on her own vomit yet!

gold_femme
30th December 2009, 07:02 PM
this one is sad, Roland S Howard died today.

death hangs over me indeed.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/30/2782917.htm

honey-prawns
30th December 2009, 07:45 PM
Lara Bingle.

djak
30th December 2009, 11:08 PM
Steve Tyler from Aerosmith is on Celeb Death watch.

Grumpy
30th December 2009, 11:20 PM
George Michael passes away..........

http://www.celebdeathwatch.com/

Light-Bearer
31st December 2009, 01:47 PM
I love that you have all embraced this thread my darklings

pioneer_to_the_falls
20th January 2010, 05:32 AM
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/terminally-ill-dennis-hopper-wants-to-block-wife-from-will/story-e6frfku0-1225821402650