25th April 2010, 05:14 PM
I have been watching the thread re the vatican Vs us homos, and as usual the argument goes nowhere, but the big question for some is what causes homosexuality, (I dont give a shit about the cause of, I just want to know how to produce more homos) After carefull consideration of all the facts and looking at my situation and very scientific thought over a number of bottles of wine I can say without doubt that homosexuality is caused by your mother eating scrambled eggs for breakfast on the 3rd saturday after conception. I now see it as my purpose in life to encourage all newly pregnant women to eat scrambled eggs on that all important 3rd saturday. 1 egg = bisexual, 2 eggs = poof, 3 eggs = screaming queen. I know that this now begs the question(s) what came first, chicken or the egg, and why did the chicken cross the road? Go on tell me I am an idiot.