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Happy to be me
10th May 2010, 12:41 AM
I'm still trying to identify with my new life..

Funny story,
I got all dressed up alternate like and had coffee at the local cafe ..

I walked home and was "picked up' by a elderly greek man!!:o

LOL!

I thought my theme was - 'Hey, im lesbian...'
Though must have been' Hey i'm a nanna or i love old men!!'

Maybe he was lonely? but really stuffed my confidence levels..NB scared to try dressing "gay' now!

Anyone else have a quirky anecdote to share??:)

Or some dressing guidelines to Les me up???:D

Grandma Lily x

trina2004
10th May 2010, 12:50 AM
I'm still trying to identify with my new life..

Funny story,
I got all dressed up alternate like and had coffee at the local cafe ..

I walked home and was "picked up' by a elderly greek man!!:o

LOL!

I thought my theme was - 'Hey, im lesbian...'
Though must have been' Hey i'm a nanna or i love old men!!'

Maybe he was lonely? but really stuffed my confidence levels..NB scared to try dressing "gay' now!

Anyone else have a quirky anecdote to share??:)

Or some dressing guidelines to Les me up???:D

Grandma Lily x

Ah thats brilliant! poor lonely old man gets the brush off from out n proud lils:)

which cafe?

hmm I do tend to get hit on by older men tho so I guess I can relate. Including one guy who asked me to come back to his hotel room with him after playing a game of pool and when I refused he started to cry and said that women could always tell he couldn't get it up!

Happy to be me
10th May 2010, 01:25 AM
Lol!!!!!
U win the prize so far!

Seriously he said that?!

Well i guess he was trying the pity sex angle??

Mental blank the name... I go heaps....The french one up from the Hub?

How funny i've got pregnancy brain and i'm not pregnant! Maybe i took 2 lots of my tablets tonight? Im forgetfull sometimes!!

This man asked me what nationality i was he came straight up to me as i was hobbling along and i said aussie ,
He goes oh you just look italian and your hair ,girls dont do it like that these days...

WTF!!!

ITry to hide my shaved hair bits with bobby pins so it kinda looked french roll like but ...

Then he touched me on the shoulder i said im a bitsa ! got a bit of all cultures in me laughed and walked off...weird?

I'd be a great hooker i guess??
No need to find them they come to me!!!!

I think i should go to bed i'm a bit of a dry comic tonight!

Lily x

Neptune
10th May 2010, 02:02 AM
Hahaha.. it's kind of a blow to the confidence right?

I got it the other day.. I was reading my lesbian book and feeling all "don't need men" and this group of young guys were actually wolf whistling from across the carpark as I was walking to the train station. Then they started calling out to the two construction workers walking in front of me "look behind you guys!" *Dies* I wanted to yell back "if only I liked men..." If I did I'd want them about twice their age anyway. I was dressed for an interview which is going to be pretty standard feminine, but hey, I was thinking gay thoughts, couldn't they tell?

Happy to be me
10th May 2010, 02:10 AM
Yep when u r trying to send phycic messages u r gay and men whistle ..
Well by your avatar u r pretty ..so i guess all suited up they thought u were a good specimen?
lol!
How did the interview go?
Good luck ,
Lilyx

Neptune
10th May 2010, 02:22 AM
Lol, a good specimen. Pity I don't go for 17 year old boys.

Interview went well! Will find out Monday/Tuesday. It's not the end of the world if I don't get it though, there are more to apply for! But it would be nice..

Happy to be me
10th May 2010, 02:35 AM
cool!
yep 17 is a bit young...

pity no hot gals were whistling..?! ;)
give -em time!

Well if its meant to be u will get the job...
what type of work u want?
I did retail 4 years then medical...

Not sure now maybe communications?
Glad u r getting less overwhelmed in melb!
:)

Happy to be me
14th May 2010, 12:38 AM
Any0ne got tips on 'punk'hair styles?
Lily's thinking of going all 80's punk chick??

Ideas???

weathervain
14th May 2010, 01:06 AM
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Happy to be me
14th May 2010, 02:43 AM
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Oh Degrasse!!

Thanks hon ,
Though i don't have that much hair yet!!
I'm thinkin more ginnifer goodwin like...

Though the scars r obvious ...

Oh loved your credit card vag.... post !!:o
LMAO!
Lilyx

Neptune
14th May 2010, 09:51 AM
cool!
yep 17 is a bit young...

pity no hot gals were whistling..?! ;)
give -em time!

Well if its meant to be u will get the job...
what type of work u want?
I did retail 4 years then medical...

Not sure now maybe communications?
Glad u r getting less overwhelmed in melb!
:)

I didn't get the first job I applied for, but not the end of the world! I'm looking for property management now.. I did it in NZ. I went and saw a real estate recruitment agency yesterday and she wanted to bet me I'd have a job by Monday! Said there are so many jobs around and such a shortage, so good news for me!

Baby
14th May 2010, 06:34 PM
Since I cut my hair short and got much more butchish - I attract more men than ever.

Happy to be me
14th May 2010, 11:59 PM
I didn't get the first job I applied for, but not the end of the world! I'm looking for property management now.. I did it in NZ. I went and saw a real estate recruitment agency yesterday and she wanted to bet me I'd have a job by Monday! Said there are so many jobs around and such a shortage, so good news for me!

:) Yay!!!

Soon u will be selling houses and will be swimming in the $$$$!

Good luck ,
xo

Hey Baby,

Really? so guys like u more with short hair or do u exude more confidence now?
I'm not sure what to do yet?
Stick with what i know or go all butchy?

Maybe i'll try some colours??

Lilyx

gold_femme
15th May 2010, 12:08 AM
men will whistle at anything, it doesnt matter - short skirt or suit..your still gonna get it.

i love when i get really dressed up and go to a gay club and get asked if im a tranny. why not

i dont love getting hit on by male bouncers when im at a lesbian night, clearly hanging out with all lesbians, and ...in my eyes..clearly a lesbian.

i guess people thinking im hot isnt really that bad. ive chosen to no longer discriminate and accept all compliments.
x

cilipadi
16th May 2010, 10:23 AM
This is quite interesting, cos I have had a very different experience... men never hit on me at all. I've always been amazed by the way they seem to be able to tell that I have no interest in them. Maybe I emit lesbian pheromones or something.

bellsforher
16th May 2010, 10:34 AM
only old men and bogans hit on me. It's depressing. I think it's the glasses. The old men think I look innocent and 'bookish' and the bogans think I'm either easy to seduce due to the nerdiness of the glasses, or will improve the next generation of their children by not being inbred and mildly intelligent

trina2004
16th May 2010, 02:41 PM
only old men and bogans hit on me. It's depressing. I think it's the glasses. The old men think I look innocent and 'bookish' and the bogans think I'm either easy to seduce due to the nerdiness of the glasses, or will improve the next generation of their children by not being inbred and mildly intelligent

:eek: :D
That's hilarious:)

Happy to be me
17th May 2010, 06:32 AM
I Second that!!!!

Bells u r a hoot!!!
:)

roshki
4th June 2010, 11:21 PM
Since I cut my hair short and got much more butchish - I attract more men than ever.

:)
That's just amazing! You can never know what attracts people.

I never really had to date before, my relationships came from people around me. They knew me, so there was no question about "first impression" or attraction or anything.
Now trying to make friends, maybe something new, and I'm in the same dilemma:
Skirts with nice top or hiking boots - sporty style? Both are me, and I'm not in the age, when I would wear them at the same time.
sometimes I'm girly, sometimes look like Samanta Carter (but not blond)