Geekiest Pickup lines

[Tatsuya]

since we had a good thread on geeks thought i'd share some of the bad pickup lines i know - post any that you know too =P

(i'm a work an really bored... /trying to entertain self...)

"you had me at 42"
"i know a great restaurant at the end of the universe"
"babe, you have the hottest multi-touch interface"
"baby do you play games? cos you're my final fantasy"
"It's not how big your rack is, it's how many blade servers you can mount!"
"Would it be easier to embed you if I show you my plugins?"

[JessMess]

"i know a great restaurant at the end of the universe"


If someone used that one on me, it would probably work!:D

[Tatsuya]

ahaha, lol im glad someone is going to recognise that line =P
oh i almost forgot...
"you wanna see my spaceship?"

[JessMess]

ahaha, lol im glad someone is going to recognise that line =P
oh i almost forgot...
"you wanna see my spaceship?"

42 works as well :p Hehe I'm just not creative enough to think of any of my own :/

[bellsforher]

"you had me at 42"
"i know a great restaurant at the end of the universe"


I have this weird feeling I may have used one or both of these at some point.....:o


I usually use some Buffy reference. It usually involves Willow/how hot is Willow....:rolleyes:

I have also used this one during flirting - I don't think it ever worked -
"hey, I built my own computer! So...whatcha up to?" Lame lame lame.....

[Dash80]

"The voices in my head told me to come speak to you"

[Vespa86]

haha love the lines here!

The cheesiest one I have used and worked! was...

"Turn that frown upside down!(small pause) Because you smile is so beautiful!"

haha she loved it! haha

[cornflakegirl]

"The voices in my head told me to come speak to you"

hahahahahaha funny!:D

[Dash80]

"Didnt we go to different high schools together?"

"Do you wash your pants in window cleaner? Cos I can see myself in them"

[mzk68]

I love stirring up our very straight barmaid with things like
'nice shirt....it would look better hanging on my bedpost"
It used to shock her when I first came out.Shes so used of me now its not nearly as much fun! lol

[The Owl]

"Do you wash your pants in window cleaner? Cos I can see myself in them"

OMG! This will make me laugh my pants off but will also turn me off forever! :D

[Tatsuya]

come back to my 127.0.0.1 and i'll give you sudo access
I was hoping you wouldnt block my popup
no thats not a logitec MX-100 in my pants but thanks for noticing
Baby, you’re like playing World of Warcraft on a 100mbps connection with a 2.13 gHz dual processor – fast and sex-ay

[faeriegoddess]

ROFL! I've actually used the "wanna see my spaceship" one
"sudo make me a sandwich" seems to work on a select crowd as well

[Tiarne]

Revive!

[Tatsuya]

REVIVE

I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?"
your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 12 stam gems.
Call me Ash, because I choose you!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.


lolololol

[reekz88]

Worst pick up line i've ever ha someone say to was "hey babe do you play dungeons and dragons cause I can see my dragon playing in your dungeon" LOL

[madamemoloch]

REVIVE

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.


That is my favourite Tatsuya, the best I can come up with are;

Want to take part in my experiment?

[MaggieB]

I lol'd so bad at all of these


"Didnt we go to different high schools together?"
come back to my 127.0.0.1 and i'll give you sudo access
I was hoping you wouldnt block my popup
no thats not a logitec MX-100 in my pants but thanks for noticing
Baby, you’re like playing World of Warcraft on a 100mbps connection with a 2.13 gHz dual processor – fast and sex-ay
Call me Ash, because I choose you!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
"hey babe do you play dungeons and dragons cause I can see my dragon playing in your dungeon"

[Tiarne]

This is just the pick me up I needed, (see what I did there? Lol) it's been a long night and I'm a bit emotionally drained. :(

[imamouse]

Hey baby wanna come to my place so I can take a pikachu in the shower ;)

[Tatsuya]

Tiarne... do you play video games? cos you're my final fantasy =P

[Tiarne]

Lol. That's so funny.
Tweegs kept coming up to me last night and using the dodgiest pick up lines. I couldn't stop laughing at her.

Hey, wanna see my hard drive?

I like the ways that people ask each other out in the MX. Some of them are really cute. "let's have orange juice and hold hands and listen to rammestein" Just adorable.

[E-bow the Letter]

I wish you were DNA and I was helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
It's not the length of the vector that counts. It's the force you apply.

I stole those from uni :D

Also, one from high school.

*Makes come hither motion at girl*
*Girl walks over*
"If I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand" :D

[MaggieB]

Hey baby wanna come to my place so I can take a pikachu in the shower - LMAO



Makes come hither motion at girl*
*Girl walks over*
"If I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

ooohhhh!! so cheeky!!

[Hessy]

if someone tried to chat me up with anything relating to war of warcraft i would probably leave...

ask for the story.

[reekz88]

If you are what you eat then ill be you in the morning... At least I think thats how it goes lol

[Tiarne]

Aww. I think it's just nerd humor. It's cute. Geeks are in yknow.

[Tatsuya]

it's not the size of your rack that matters... its how many blade servers you can mount ;P

[madamemoloch]

Geeks are in yknow.

Really? We are? :D

"It's the computer age, nerds are in... They're still in right?"

[Tosca]

if someone tried to chat me up with anything relating to war of warcraft i would probably leave...

ask for the story.

STORY! STORY! TELL US THE STORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Tiarne]

Really? We are? :D

"It's the computer age, nerds are in... They're still in right?"

Oh hell yes.

[Tiarne]

it's not the size of your rack that matters... its how many blade servers you can mount ;P

I think that is quite possibly my favorite pick up line ever!

[Tosca]

yeschhhh

thats really creepy

[ensign-charlie]

This is from futurama but it always makes me a) laugh and b) fall in love with kif:

I programmed this simulation for you Amy, 4 million lines of basic!

[Tosca]

i dont get it... ;(

[Tiarne]

Lol

[Tosca]

:P

[Lunachyld]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

It's more a romantic poem than a pickup line but I love it ^_^

[Tatsuya]

noooo thats wrooonnggg!!!

it's meant to be

R0S3S 4R3 #FF0000
V10L3TS 4R3 #0000FF
A11 MY B4S3
4R3 B3L0NG 2 J00

I got giving this on Valentines Day one year from "Anonymous"
I thought it was the most romantic thing ever ^_^

[Tegan-Marie]

Tiarne... do you play video games? cos you're my final fantasy =P

excuse me! those we quality pick up lines!
ace i tell you! funny at the very least