the greatest turn offs

[Chad676]

I give you all a hypothetical situation; you meet a guy at a club, perhaps the most gorgeous boy you have ever laid your eyes on. Think of everything you want in a man....everything you could possibly be attracted to, this boy is all those things and more.
He takes you back to his place for a coffee......then.....suddenly something happens. He says something, does something, something so vile....or so awkward, it changes everything and ruins the whole night.

we all have our turn offs, but i'd like to know what things would turn you away from even the most beautiful man in the world.
What could a guy that perfect possibly do to turn you off?

[wysiwyg_syd]

knowing that he is in fact a murderer?

[Chad676]

bullshit! haha

that'd just make him sexier

[wysiwyg_syd]

or that he lives with his mother and will not compromise that arrangement!

[Chad676]

Pfft she could watch you both fuck on the couch......hot!!

[Chad676]

oh no no i'm directing this at all you boys

i wish to know what would send you running

seriously

[Barrin]

Womens' underwear. Why would a gay guy get turned on by wearing womens' underwear? Thankfully I've only ever encountered it online.

[wysiwyg_syd]

A pencil penis? parmesan smegma?

an uncut penis with irretractable skin

[Light-Bearer]

I was standing in a bar minding my own business one night- when a nice looking young man caught my eye.

He was pretty cute and we started conversing.

One thing led to another and we were about to go home when all of a sudden a Britney song came blaring over the speakers.

Within two seconds- he had ripped off his shirt- started mincing about as if he were Britney- but also flexing his muscles and kissing his biceps.

All of a sudden he turned into "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore.

I just snuck out of the bar quietly and pretended the entire thing hadn't occurred.

[crazzymikey]

guys who are too into themselves

[crazzymikey]

I was standing in a bar minding my own business one night- when a nice looking young man caught my eye.

He was pretty cute and we started conversing.

One thing led to another and we were about to go home when all of a sudden a Britney song came blaring over the speakers.

Within two seconds- he had ripped off his shirt- started mincing about as if he were Britney- but also flexing his muscles and kissing his biceps.

All of a sudden he turned into "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore.

I just snuck out of the bar quietly and pretended the entire thing hadn't occurred.

doesn't sound so bad I would have got with him, sounds like a fun guy :D

[Light-Bearer]

Sorry I draw the line at bicep kissing.

[wysiwyg_syd]

Sorry I draw the line at bicep kissing.

he was probably just trying to smell his armpits coz he forgot to use deodorant.

[Chad676]

i drew the line when he started ripping his shirt off over a britney song!!!

my god

[weathervain]

People that talk too much during sex, note: the more you talk the more likely it is you are going to say something you probably shouldn't.

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/the-panties-your-mother-laid-out-for-you-discuss.html

[weathervain]

i drew the line when he started ripping his shirt off over a britney song!!!

my god

I drew the line if he was blonde, otherwise, no real issue there

[guru_g]

an uncut penis with irretractable skin

Oh yes, totally. Erghhh!

[weathervain]

Just was on grindr, saw the man of my dreams-physically

noticed he had a glass of white wine in front of him-instant turn off

[wysiwyg_syd]

huh?

[weathervain]

He was drinking white wine, and it bugged me for a lot of reasons, one of which was it was not appropriate for what he was eating in front of him. Which instantly conjures ideologies of being a lush.

[wysiwyg_syd]

white wine goes well with fish, chicken and white meat...

[weathervain]

Yeah, this was what looked like a ravioli or gnocci-totally in red territory

I can't abide a man that disses red wine

[wysiwyg_syd]

he wants white meat

[weathervain]

Probably, guess I'm not the one to give it to him then

[crazzymikey]

I love white wine :p

[genkij]

I can't stand people who drop on G in your house ....On first meeting ...Not that this has happened top me on a date but ...If it did .... MAJOR leage Turn OFF !!

[wysiwyg_syd]

guys who break promises

http://bathhouseaddict.com/images/itsthisbig2.jpg

[weathervain]

guys who break promises

http://bathhouseaddict.com/images/itsthisbig2.jpg

Haha I hate advertisers

[crazzymikey]

I can't stand people who drop on G in your house ....On first meeting ...Not that this has happened top me on a date but ...If it did .... MAJOR leage Turn OFF !!

OMG so agree!

ha ha that happened to me last weekend, I went back to a guys place and he Over dosed on G. I spent a few hours trying to keep him conscience. Once he started snoring I knew i could let him sleep. When he woke he didn't remember a thing and wanted to pick up from where we left off, by then I was so tired form looking after him I just wanted to go home and sleep. Next time I will be wary of going home with someone who had been on G. The stupid idiot must have downed some when he got home.

[Happy to be me]

Well I have Female genitalia but My opinion is..

A beautifull sexy person who is so so smokin'.. but has a Ugly personality ,Talks about others,Acts as if they r better ,or diserespects you is a total turn off!!

xx

[datkindagal]

the greatest turn offs

marriage

[ammonite]

I'm too desperate to have turn-offs.

[local_warming]

thats easy - he says "im just ducking outside for a smoke"

[marky markywicz]

thats easy - he says "im just ducking outside for a smoke"

:eek: :eek: :eek: gross, dont care how cute they are tasting an ash tray is not worth it.

[marky markywicz]

Nana's bed pan trumps that... sorry!

[CaptWentworth]

I was standing in a bar minding my own business one night- when a nice looking young man caught my eye.

He was pretty cute and we started conversing.

One thing led to another and we were about to go home when all of a sudden a Britney song came blaring over the speakers.

Within two seconds- he had ripped off his shirt- started mincing about as if he were Britney- but also flexing his muscles and kissing his biceps.

All of a sudden he turned into "The Situation" from the Jersey Shore.

I just snuck out of the bar quietly and pretended the entire thing hadn't occurred.
LOL fucking hilarious

[Chad676]

thats easy - he says "im just ducking outside for a smoke"

i've just realized that every man i've kissed has been a smoker!!! trust me this has not been a conscious decision on my part...just coincidence.
I'm yet to taste the sweetness of a smoke-free mouth

[guru_g]

i've just realized that every man i've kissed has been a smoker!!! trust me this has not been a conscious decision on my part...just coincidence.
I'm yet to taste the sweetness of a smoke-free mouth

Smoking makes me sneeze...violently. I have strong allergies to cigarette smoke. The ban on smoking in venues has been terrific for me and my nose!

But, having said that, I've had lots of kissing action with smokers and it doesn't bother me. Yes, you can definitely taste it in their mouths but it doesn't turn me off.

I do worry that we're stigmatising smokers and unfairly singling them out thesedays..what with the $20 packet of cigarettes and so on. But that's for another thread I guess.

[weathervain]

Smoking makes me sneeze...violently. I have strong allergies to cigarette smoke. The ban on smoking in venues has been terrific for me and my nose!


I think it was a decision that actually contributed to the demise of this city's(sydney) nightlife. All of a sudden at gigs there was a lack of ambient haze, and a whole bunch of whiney high maintenance douchebags that had never ventured out before because they were too precious. Then came the Nannying, then came the repression, then came the agression, then came the lock outs.