The things you say when under the influence

[Bon91]

What have you said without thinking under some "influence"...?

This is one that slipped out of me..
Last night me and a the boys had a house to ourselves drinking, sitting in the freezing cold having cones and ciggies. But without thinking i announced "Oh God i need some Cu**!" ... Their faces were so confused... then they said "Uhmm do you mean cock?" ...
Hahaha i mean they know that i'm keen to give the girls a crack... but man, perhaps i could have chosen a better way to say it! I then went on to say "Well i'd take a cock just because it was something.. but i really. I just wanna be with a girl.." :rolleyes:
:p lol are yours just as bad?

[velvety]

maybe the word " pussy" might of been better? hahahahaha was very funny though

[VladTheImpaler]

sometimes when i'm really drunk "i want to kill myself" slurs out of my mouth.

:D

and hey, i think cunt is so much better than pussy. cunt is one of the best words in the world. i think it has some muscle behind it. pussy makes me feel sleazy and sick when i hear people say it. i think it has negative associations.

[Tatsuya]

ahahaha, bon, that was excellent to read after a flat out day of work, literally made me LOL
If i think/get reminded of anything i've said i'll post it, lol

[mzk68]

I just gotts say....this should be an AWESOME thread!! hahahaha

[paxie]

I often called myself "Hotstuff" when they asked my name lol. Funny thing is, it is not even because I was confident or trying to be cocky. I blame it on the girl who called herself 'Sexy Bitch' & made me say 'hotstuff' as come back. Now I can't get it out of my system...uggghh.

So, just to give you a heads up, "hotstuff" might be joining us next Sunday haha

[Gemcourage]

I make silly promises like "yeah I'll put you on this guest list" and "you can play this show with us for sure".

Makes the follow up emails a little akward.

[Silence4noise]

once when on pain killers for a bad neck I told my girls mum
that I love the feeling of girls with tongue rings and then
when she asked her daughter to sick out her tongue, I said
'no I was thinking of someone else'.

[hayleynk]

once when on pain killers for a bad neck I told my girls mum
that I love the feeling of girls with tongue rings and then
when she asked her daughter to sick out her tongue, I said
'no I was thinking of someone else'.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Can only imagine her face!!!

I often read back on my sent messages the day after a big night, and the mortifying things I have read just make me cringe. I now get smart and delete all of them the morning after without reading them! Figure ignorance is bliss....

[bellsforher]

Under the influence of illegal absynth (with the worm-wood still in), I did may foolish things;

I locked myself in the bathroom for an hour sitting on the closed toilet, trying to keep it from walking away - everything felt like it was moving.

I also lay on the floor yelling "smack my arse! I'm a pirate! Smack my arse NOW!!!!"

They are the only memories I have, I don't want to know any more about that evening. AT ALL.

[shortie]

Many moons ago, after coming out of general anaesthetic after getting my tonsils out (with my mum standing next to me), I started asking for my girlfriend and telling the nurses how much I loved her. I then proceded to tell the nurse not to tell my mum, because she didn't know and would freak out. Funny stuff.

[boozehag]

last night i told a cab driver i was going to go to pakistan to meet his mother
im not too sure what the hell that was about
and then i lost my phone
ohhhhh where is my phone?

[Tegan-Marie]

once when on pain killers for a bad neck I told my girls mum
that I love the feeling of girls with tongue rings and then
when she asked her daughter to sick out her tongue, I said
'no I was thinking of someone else'.

lmfao! HAHAHAHA
that literally made me laugh out loud


i tend to doooo stupid things not say stupid thingss


i do vaguely remember once hitting on an indian taxi driver :/ freaked me out more then him i think

[Silence4noise]

Heyleynk and Tegan-Marie, you arn't alone in
your laughter, it was at a mothers day get together
and my partners entire family were there. I'm lucky
they have good senses of humour as it wasn't the only
inappropriate thing that came out of my mouth that
night :)