Granny Hoon arrested speeding after visiting her secret lesbian lover

[Light-Bearer]

This is the best fucking article ever.


http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/granny-hoon-81-was-visiting-secret-lover/story-e6freuy9-1225889708048

[Phazz]

That's sweet and demented at the same time.

[Light-Bearer]

Just like me

[Totka]

She's fantastic. Her and her dog Aca are now my new hero's. Girls who needs the L story when you have tales of lesbians like this living in our midst!

[Light-Bearer]

I love that the girlfriend is apparently half her age.

You go with your bad self Granny Lesbo

I wanna be just like her.

[Totka]

I'm looking more like her every day. I just need to find a younger girlfriend now.

[djak]

Aca then jumped on my leg and wanted to sit there, pushing down hard.

I like the way she blamed her dog!

[Totka]

Classic lesbian legal defense.

[Phazz]

I was disappointed she wasn't driving a hotted up Hyundai Excel.

[djak]

http://www.v8.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/HSV-Commodore-GTS-V8-57-rq.jpg

I was kinda hoping her car was a black HSV Commodore with a large pentagram decal on the back window...

[Light-Bearer]

Now that would be hot.

[angelicfootstomp]

http://www.v8.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/HSV-Commodore-GTS-V8-57-rq.jpg

I was kinda hoping her car was a black HSV Commodore with a large pentagram decal on the back window...

Old Granny hoon, the surprise driver..not who you would expect for sure..I think the difference between love and criminality is a fine line.. She'll do anything recklessly, hell, she could be both a crim and a lovelorn lady..she'll say any truth because she's old..

[djak]

that's because it's a secret

[CreamyToni]

ha ha Super granny lebo. I like her spunk :D

[faeriegoddess]

yeah, go gran! Of course, I drive like that half the time and I don't have the excuse of age or a little dog. xD

[Light-Bearer]

Makes me wish I was a lesbian.