Team Alice

[Bon91]

As long as i can still get Ash's feet eh Baby?!

[Bella6]

Woah - I thought I was the only one in love with Alice?!

Also, hello - I'm new! :)

[Dash80]

Welcome Bella..

[Light-Bearer]

Woah - I thought I was the only one in love with Alice?!

Also, hello - I'm new! :)

Do you know Snow White?

[Bella6]

Do you know Snow White?

Who is snow white? That is, assuming you are referring to someone other than the fairy tale character??

Also, hello again Dash! :)

[Baby]

As long as i can still get Ash's feet eh Baby?!

Sure, on weekends when I'm with Mariska Hargitay her feet are all yours.

Welcome Bella6!! You're surely not the only Alice/Ashley lover out there! She's catnip for lesbians.

[Baby]

Mmmm Alice Cullen...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Test-Shoots-for-Alice-Cullen-ashley-greene-9466828-190-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/9466828)

Pull it a little higher...a little higher...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Test-Shoots-for-Alice-Cullen-ashley-greene-9466829-215-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/9466829)

[faeriegoddess]

forget higher, just take the whole damn thing off!

[Lalalaface]

And then dance for me!

[Baby]

Baby, I'm so fanfic obsessed it's not even funny. Twilighted.com keeps me sane at work, on the train, in bed and whilst exercising. Lol.

P.S I Love You Miley!!! Big Miley fan right here!

Yessss omg my iPhone and fanfiction.net are my salvation at work!!! Have you read the one where Alice goes down on Bella while she has her erm...monthly visitor? It's like...that's gross! But a little hot cuz she's a vampire and they're into that. But mostly gross. And a little hot.

[Baby]

And then dance for me!

Oh yes please!

[Tiarne]

Hi Bella! Welcome!

Baby, I havnt read that one! Link please! Lol. I am reading about 8 at one time, loving the Darkward ones, and also the odd one I find about Jacob getting his freak on with Bella ain't bad too. I'm mostly reading BDSM and canon pairings but I want to start mixing it up so would love some recs if you've got them!
Also, side note, just read Two Faces Have I by Twilight Gypsy on Twilighted. Abit of a depress Edward but an interesting story line, it's up to chapter 34. I'm loving on called All Of Me (very BDSM) and also Finding Bella (also Very BDSM)...

[Karro]

wow, shes hawt! I really wanna watch the movies again now haha but I'm currently reading the books, so at least I can picture her in my head when I read:D

[Baby]

Ewwwwww heterosexual sex is disgusting and wrong. I like Bellice.

[Baby]

Some recommendations:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6212157/1/Warm_Me_Up_Cool_Me_Down Alice and Bella have been together a few months and Alice is nervous about introducing her to the family. Verrry smutty ;)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5976764/1/My_Beloved_Monster_Me This one is cute, not so smutty, Alice is a kind of wild girl living in the woods and Bella takes her in. Alice is this super cute childish character who hasn't really been in society.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5907013/1/To_bLove_b_bYou_b_bMore_b This is the one where Alice eats a little more of Bella than anyone ever should. But it's a really nice love story and she managed to write the scene without getting too disgusting.

[Tiarne]

Oh thank you baby!!!

[Baby]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6121841/1/bControl_b This one is pretty hot, Alice catches Bella having a little fun by herself and loses the plot.

Kiss her Bella...go on...I would...look how she's smirking at you...she wants you bad...everyone knows you swing that way...

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1738/eclipsealiceinmycoat.jpg

[Baby]

When I used to go to church we sang this song:

"Our God is an awesome God, he reigns from heaven above, with wisdom power and love, our God is an awesome God."

Now I see why.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4007/upskirt1.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/2240/upskirt.jpg

Our God is an awesome God indeed.

[faeriegoddess]

amen sista! hallelujah! praise the LORD!!!

[Minda]

Alice reminds me of a girl I used to touch inappropriately.

[Lalalaface]

Oho!

You naughty. ;D

[faeriegoddess]

I only touch appropriately ;)

[Baby]

Lucky minda!!!

[Light-Bearer]

The thing that I like about this girl is, she kinda looks like she'd shop lift.

[Baby]

She can smuggle me in her panties any time she likes

[faeriegoddess]

I'd say the same, but she pretty much never wears panties when I'm around.

[Baby]

I don't know who you are lady, but I do believe that is mine

http://thumbnails30.imagebam.com/9726/2d1a0e97255632.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/2d1a0e97255632)


http://thumbnails25.imagebam.com/9726/ec126697255639.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ec126697255639)

[Baby]

Ashley at today's MTV awards. I eagerly await Lightbearer's critique of her attire.

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/8793/mtvawards2010.jpg

I for one am too busy looking at her legs to notice the dress...what little of it there is.

[Tiarne]

Baby... The story about 'Aunt Irma' visiting Bella.............. Wow.

[Baby]

I know, right? Have you read Control yet? The one where Bella tosses her own salad while Alice watches? Hawt.

[Tiarne]

Oh yeah I did. I'm a fan of that one too. :P

[mzk68]

Some recommendations:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6212157/1/Warm_Me_Up_Cool_Me_Down Alice and Bella have been together a few months and Alice is nervous about introducing her to the family. Verrry smutty ;)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5976764/1/My_Beloved_Monster_Me This one is cute, not so smutty, Alice is a kind of wild girl living in the woods and Bella takes her in. Alice is this super cute childish character who hasn't really been in society.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5907013/1/To_bLove_b_bYou_b_bMore_b This is the one where Alice eats a little more of Bella than anyone ever should. But it's a really nice love story and she managed to write the scene without getting too disgusting.

Oh good godess!!!
thats all i got!!! :D

[Baby]

I'm so having her gaybies

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15500000/Ashley-Donna-Karan-Collection-Front-Row-Spring-2011-MBFW-ashley-greene-15534405-375-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15534405)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15500000/2010-MTV-Video-Music-Awards-HQ-ashley-greene-15525349-337-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15525349)

[faeriegoddess]

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/04/ashley-greene-smiling-eyes.jpg

been far too long without Ashie goodness.

[Baby]

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/04/ashley-greene-smiling-eyes.jpg

been far too long without Ashie goodness.

Yay! I'm in cairns and can't really post pix so I need you guys to hook me up!

[faeriegoddess]

oh baby! never fear, faerie is here

http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/ashley-greene-photo.jpg

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/ashley-greene-italy.jpg

[faeriegoddess]

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ashley-greene-miami-856x1024.jpg

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu308/Twilighter03/ashley-greene.jpg

[faeriegoddess]

http://odrsurveys.com/files/gs_ashley_greene_090109_m.jpg

I love her first thing in the morning without makeup

[Ly-wa]

I love this thread. It makes me happy :D

[volta83]

oh. wow.
i just finished reading the fanfic linked a few posts ago.
'to love you more', the one about alice totally going down on bella and then bella letting her eat her out whilst, how do i put it, going through that time of the month.
seriously? so wrong, on so many levels. yet so sooooo right.

[Tiarne]

So right! I've reread it a few times now. It's awesome.

[Baby]

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/04/ashley-greene-smiling-eyes.jpg

been far too long without Ashie goodness.

http://odrsurveys.com/files/gs_ashley_greene_090109_m.jpg

I love her first thing in the morning without makeup



Oh me too I prefer the natural look and my little Ashi Smashi gets away with it being only 23 an all

[Baby]

oh. wow.
i just finished reading the fanfic linked a few posts ago.
'to love you more', the one about alice totally going down on bella and then bella letting her eat her out whilst, how do i put it, going through that time of the month.
seriously? so wrong, on so many levels. yet so sooooo right.



It works with a vampire. If a human did that it would be utterly disgusting but since a vampire drinks blood anyway, it makes sense she would enjoy that. And the writer really did it tastefully I think.

[volta83]

It works with a vampire. If a human did that it would be utterly disgusting but since a vampire drinks blood anyway, it makes sense she would enjoy that. And the writer really did it tastefully I think.

Yeah, I agree. About the tasteful part anyway.
I was never really into Twighlight before but I think after reading that it'll be hard to tear my eyes away from the Alice/Bella scenes.
I don't care what they say about her being a shit actress.
Kristen Stewart's hot.

[faeriegoddess]

assuming the pun on "tasteful" was unintended =P

[volta83]

oh well it was, but now you mention it..

[faeriegoddess]

xDD

[Baby]

Lol I meant tasteful as in she explained the scene well without making it gross but it does make a good double entendre!

And yeah watch the twilight films again and note the way Alice and Bella look at each other. I'm gutted they changed the part in new moon when alice returns, Bella is meant to cry and Alice pulls her in her lap and holds her. Mmmmmmm!

[Tiarne]

Why did they change that part? :(

[Baby]

Because they cut ALL Alices scenes down to nothing. Ashley was ripped off.

[Tiarne]

That's just plain rude. :(

[faeriegoddess]

and wrong!

[Baby]

And plain stupid. Alice is a very popular character and she's a welcome change from the brooding sadsacks that are Edward and Bella. They especially ruined eclipse, Alice is meant to make Bella have a sleepover against her will and says "this hostage stuff is fun!"

[Baby]

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6331225/1/

And this is how that scene should have been done

[volta83]

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6331225/1/

And this is how that scene should have been done

too fucking right.
that was pretty good.

[Tiarne]

Aww. That was cute.

[Baby]

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6300538/1/

By the same author. She's pretty good.

[Tiarne]

I shouldn't read fan fiction on the train. Lol

[Baby]

I'm back and so is my Ashley!

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8300000/New-Ashley-Photoshoot-ashley-greene-8379048-299-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/8379048)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8300000/New-Ashley-Photoshoot-ashley-greene-8379072-299-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/8379072)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8300000/New-Ashley-Photoshoot-ashley-greene-8379069-299-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/8379069)

I want that. No seriously.

[faeriegoddess]

yay! we missed you baby

[Baby]

Just for you faerie, I know you like makeup free Ashie:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15700000/Grocery-Shopping-in-LA-September-20-ashley-greene-15722585-432-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15722585)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15700000/Grocery-Shopping-in-LA-September-20-ashley-greene-15722584-395-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15722584)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15700000/Grocery-Shopping-in-LA-September-20-ashley-greene-15722579-468-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15722579)

Love her cute little expressions

[Sazzles1234]

Yeah Alice is the bomb in twilight the book. I hate Edward and Bella in the movie. They are so boring!!!!! Also Edwards mum is cute they should give her mire air time

[Baby]

I know, right? Alice is so much better in the books. Ashley plays her well but she doesn't get much to work with. There's supposed to be a couple scenes where Alice gets a little psycho, would love to see that! And yeah the mom is quite cute, she barely does anything.

And I maintain Alice rocking a sobbing Bella on her lap would be hot as FUCK!! Not to mention the sleepover which included a pedicure.

[faeriegoddess]

aww thanks baby
i do like a make-up free ashie

[Baby]

How about "Just got home after an all night bender" Ashie?

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/By-way-of-explanation-here-s-Ashley-Greene-just-hours-earlier-caught-coming-home-at-dawn-from-an-a-ashley-greene-15819464-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15819464)

[Baby]

Or, my fave, "Leaving the gym all red faced and sweaty" Ashie?

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15700000/Ashley-leaving-gym-in-Studio-City-September-23rd-2010-ashley-greene-15779207-328-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15779207)

[Baby]

Leaving the gym with top all twisted and bra showing Ashie is also good

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/Ashley-Greene-Wardrobe-Malfunction-ashley-greene-15819385-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15819385)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/Ashley-Greene-Wardrobe-Malfunction-ashley-greene-15819445-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15819445)

[faeriegoddess]

damn, i like that ashie.

[Baby]

damn, i like that ashie.

Don't we all dear, don't we all.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12200000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12230186-309-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12230186)

I wish I was a smoothie.

[alienshe]

Are those bruises on her arm? :(

[faeriegoddess]

uhh, sorry, I was probably a little rough with her.
bruises are like ashley easter eggs. there's at least one in every photo. you just have to find them =)

[Baby]

uhh, sorry, I was probably a little rough with her.
bruises are like ashley easter eggs. there's at least one in every photo. you just have to find them =)

Yep, Ashley bruises like a peach! She always has a bruise somewhere on her arms, shoulders or legs. I think too she was doing pretty brutal training for Eclipse, she had to learn martial arts and fight sequences. So I think a lot of photos from that time she is covered in bruises.

[Baby]

Ashley's butt in tight jeans. Yum, yum, yum.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12200000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12230055-323-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12230055)

[Baby]

This story's pretty cute

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6358237/1/Galaxy_Of_The_Lost#

And some Ashley for good measure. In her undies.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8300000/New-Ashley-Photoshoot-ashley-greene-8379063-299-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/8379063)

[volta83]

Just quitely, thanks for posting all the pictures.
They tend to make my night, even after a shit night.
I guess Ashley in her undies tends to do that.

[faeriegoddess]

ashley in her undies is the only thing that keeps me going some days ;P

[Baby]

Just quitely, thanks for posting all the pictures.
They tend to make my night, even after a shit night.
I guess Ashley in her undies tends to do that.

*grin* Yes, yes she does. God does this girl have any idea how many women she drives crazy?

Oooh and I just found the bruise! On her left shin. She seriously needs to take some supplements or something!!

[Light-Bearer]

Rpats in his undies does the same for me.

But only when he remembers to hose of the skiddies

[Baby]

Don't have any pics of Rpatz in his undies, but hey I don't mind a perve on a boy from time to time so share away if you gots any!

[Baby]

Until then, there's always Ashie in none

http://www.heykobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ashley-greene-nude-heykobe.jpg

[Light-Bearer]

I'm still shocked so many photographs of this woman exist.

[alienshe]

I'm searching for bruises in that photo but I keep getting distracted.

[Baby]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12100000/Team-Ashley-33-ashley-greene-12173641-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12173641)

Can't find any in this one either. She's wearing too many clothes. Far too many.

[Baby]

There's something a bit sexy about Ashley holding up a magazine full of half naked pictures of herself

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12000000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12059468-357-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12059468)

[Baby]

And something very not sexy about Ashley yesterday with her new boyfriend

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/Joe-Jonas-and-Ashley-Greene-out-shopping-at-Walgreen-s-September-28-ashley-greene-15883456-313-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15883456)

He's a Jonas brother for Pete's sake *sad face*

[Light-Bearer]

He is fucking awful

[ernesto_1]

i thought he was from sean cody

[Baby]

THANKYOU LB, I agree. I want him to get his slimy paws off my Ashie!!!

[faeriegoddess]

her publicist made her do it so as to keep me hidden from the press.

[Baby]

Is it bad when you have a thing for a celebrity you know you will never even meet, let alone be with... but you still want to knee her boyfriend in the nuts for touching her?

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/Joe-Jonas-and-Ashley-Greene-out-shopping-at-Walgreen-s-September-28-ashley-greene-15883459-313-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15883459)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15800000/Joe-Jonas-and-Ashley-Greene-out-shopping-at-Walgreen-s-September-28-ashley-greene-15883463-313-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15883463)

My Ashie. Mine mine MINE!

[Baby]

Ok SERIOUSLY Joe, you're pushing me here

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15900000/Ashley-Joe-out-in-Loz-Feliz-ashley-greene-15904935-313-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15904935)

The nuts are going to have to go.

[Baby]

Those pics are depressing. How about a shippy video?

(Shippy is a fanfic term meaning something romantic between the two characters you want to see hook up)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot47F5ijbBI

[Baby]

*sings* I wanna be a water bottle, so frickin bad...

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/5092/waterbottle.jpg

[Baby]

PS. for those of you playing, the bruise is on her left bicep. It's like Where's Wally but with bruises!

[volta83]

Do you happen to know what's going on with the fanfic site?
There seems to be a significant lack of new posts of late..

[Baby]

fanfiction.net you mean? A few of the stories I follow were updated this week. Not so many new ones. But when a new movie comes out it gets really busy.

[volta83]

Yeah thats what I mean.
None of the stories I follow have been update for at least two weeks.
It's really strange..

[Baby]

Oh yeah, lots of them don't update often. It's really annoying. Some writers disappear for months!! I have the site set to only search Bella and Alice stories rated M, at the moment there's only a couple stories on there that are being regularly updated. I'm reading Loving Mary Alice and Twilight:Redux at the moment, they update every few days. My Beloved Monster is also good and updates about once a week.

[volta83]

I hate that! I also hate when they don't finish a story. I might go and spam some of the writers so they continue..
I've been into mainly Naomily Skins stuff of late which is really interesting, especially when they do the whole parallel universe thing and start from the whole "moment they met" stage.
But since you posted that link awhile ago I've started reading more Twighlight stuff. It's pretty good..

[faeriegoddess]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h937HNtz6ek/S1a5dueYRyI/AAAAAAAASv8/trY7IbCY-tA/s400/celebrity-maekeup-03.jpg

[alienshe]

Ohh, this one is like spot the difference!

[Baby]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h937HNtz6ek/S1a5dueYRyI/AAAAAAAASv8/trY7IbCY-tA/s400/celebrity-maekeup-03.jpg

It's amazing how much Ashley can change her appearance with just a little makeup and hair. There's seriously some times I see a photo in magazine and think "she's cute" and didn't even realise it was Ashie until I see the name. I should stick together a bunch of pics where she looks like a different person in each one, it's amazing how different she can look.

[Baby]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"...never babygirl, never!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12000000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12059168-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12059168)

Those dimples...I could crawl inside them for days

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12000000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12058664-333-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12058664)

"World's most beautiful" Oh yes, yes she is

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11800000/People-s-Worlds-Most-Beautiful-People-2010-Scans-ashley-greene-11815456-354-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/11815456)

[alienshe]

I think I see biceps in that second photo. :D

[volta83]

I think I see biceps in that second photo. :D

Which makes that picture soooo much hotter. (L)

[Baby]

OMG I noticed that too!!! She looks slightly buff in that one. Ashley said in an interview that she bulks up really easily so she can't do weights.

I'm like...LIFT SOME WEIGHTS YOU STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then again, if Ashley bulked up, she would become so irresistible that she'd be the ultimate woman and I'd have to cry every night that she's not mine. At the moment she's a skinny stick, she's hot but not ultimate. So I can live with the fact that she'll never be mine. With muscles...I'd be in trouble...

[Tiarne]

I'm sure she has other muscles that would drive you wild enough. ;)

[faeriegoddess]

I can attest: she does.

[Baby]

Yes, and one of the fucking Jonas brothers is currently enjoying them

[Tiarne]

Hahaha, no he's not, becoz they don't believe in sex before marriage. :P

[Baby]

He took the purity ring off

[Tiarne]

Jesus Is gonna be so pissed.

[Baby]

ROF freakin LOL

[Tiarne]

:)

[Baby]

I'm sure Jesus understands. He'd probably do Ashley too if he had the chance.

[Tiarne]

I'm sure he has parted many oceans and many thighs. Lol.

[Baby]

She was seen walking out of the Coco de Mar Erotic Boutique a few days ago, so I think it's safe to say Joe is getting a piece of the cookie

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/14800000/Ashley-Joe-Jonas-KISS-ashley-greene-14896191-312-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/14896191)

The really disturbing thing is that Ashley's dad and brother are both called Joe. That's just plain creepy.

[Baby]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15900000/Ashley-s-personal-pics-ashley-greene-15962334-400-300.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/15962334)

*sigh*

[Tiarne]

Lol. She made up for the man touching with this photo.

[Baby]

In fairness, I'm pretty sure Joe is gay. So Ashley is just a handbag. Judging from the huggy handhold she did with Kristen in New Moon, I'm gonna hope Joe is her beard.

[Baby]

Ok is it just my eyes, or are Kstew and my beloved holding hands???

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2663/kstewsmashiholdhands.jpg

[Dash80]

Im sorry to say baby, I dont think they are..

[Tiarne]

Look how stupid R-patz looks in the background. "duh, I saw boobs."

[Baby]

Im sorry to say baby, I dont think they are..

Good, coz I'd have had to kick Kstew's sulky ass for holding my Ashie's hand.

LOL @ Tiarne "Duh I saw boobs!" Hello Rob your girlfriend is clearly a lesbian.

Or maybe you're into that.

[Carmen]

"Hello Rob your girlfriend is clearly a lesbian"
lol fav quote of the year :)

[Tiarne]

I think we should all send him fanmail that says that. :P Tell him he is being greedy.

[Baby]

Yeah Rob, I saw Runaways and Kristen seemed to awfully enjoy kissing Dakota Fanning. She one of us. You know it.

[Carmen]

She looked a lot more comfortable locking lips with Dakota than she does with Rob

[Baby]

Yeah and watch her hug Ashley in New Moon and then hold her hand. GAY.

[Carmen]

SO gay

[wasabii2008]

baby, i bet you would like to rip her ripped jeans just THAT much more ;)

[Tiarne]

Why does Kirsten always look like she just put a wheelbarrow worth of drugs up her nose?

[Baby]

wasabii: Yes. Yes I would.

Tiarne: Maybe because she has.

[Tiarne]

Oh, right then. :P

[Sazzles1234]

Why does Kirsten always look like she just put a wheelbarrow worth of drugs up her nose?

Unfortunately, she always looks like she is low in iron and comatose. God only knows what cocktail of drugs she is using. They mays as well replace her for a maniken in Twilight I dont think anyone would notice. :)

[Tiarne]

Lol. That would be so funny!

[Carmen]

Oh I just remembered I meant to tell Baby that they have Alice bags in Minatour :) if you don't have one already lol

[Sazzles1234]

Well I vote for 500% more Alice in the next Twilight and replace Kirsten with a cardboard cut out. Who's with me? Actually they could get rid of that insipid Edward vampire as well. More Alice and more of Edwards mum and sister. Actually how about get rid of the entire male cast and turn it into a lesbian love fest instead?

[Baby]

I agree with that Sazzles but it probably won't happen. Alice's best scenes were in Eclipse, she's meant to kidnap Bella and force her into a sleepover, then she's meant to throw a great tantrum when Bella won't let her plan the wedding. Then in the end, Bella is hugging her and kissing her hair for Pete's sake. Do you have any idea how frickin hot that would be???

Carmen: I have both of them, the black and the grey.

[Baby]

Oh and I'm against replacing Kristen with a cardboard cutout.

And all for replacing her with a blank sheet of paper instead.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/celebrity-pictures-kristen-stewart-blank-paper.jpg

[volta83]

Oh and I'm against replacing Kristen with a cardboard cutout.

And all for replacing her with a blank sheet of paper instead.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/celebrity-pictures-kristen-stewart-blank-paper.jpg

Better acting would be achieved this way I think.
Who knows, the cardboard cut out might even win a golden globe with skills like that.

[Baby]

It just might. I'm sure the cut out has more facial expressions.

In other news, Ashley is hot. And has more facial expressions than the blank canvas that is Kristen.

But then, so does low fat cheese.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16000000/Instyle-Russia-outtake-ashley-greene-16087859-310-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/16087859)

[Baby]

This interview is super cute, he makes Ashley sing at the end much to her dismay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZSbIGxNcM

[Baby]

Poor Team Alice keeps sinking to the bottom of the site...

Surely this will bring her back up!

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3187/023sw.jpg

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6773/024qb.jpg

[mzk68]

I just watched eclipse and loved it,but damn i wish there was more alice!!! mmmm

[Baby]

And I wish she dressed like those photos hahaha

[mzk68]

And I wish she dressed like those photos hahaha

mmmmm :)
my mind was doing all sorts of things to her when i looked at those pics!lol

[wasabii2008]

any updates baby? :)

[Tiarne]

Yeah! Updates?!

[Baby]

Why is it always up to me to provide Ashley goodness???

Oh alright I'll suffer through it.

Here she is in a sailor suit

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Ashley-Greene-old-fashion-photoshoot-ashley-greene-11386937-323-450.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/11386937)

Who wears short shorts? She wears short shorts!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11200000/Ashley-Sebastian-Stan-on-set-The-Apparition-March-31-ashley-greene-11218361-334-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/11218361)

Just plain yum!

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/headlines/2010/02/ashley-greene-sexy-sobe.jpg

[Tiarne]

*sigh* oh Ashley, we love you so.

[Lalalaface]

Oh Lordy lordy. She's singing Jason Mraz.

DIES. <3

God she's beautiful.

[volta83]

Suffer through it? That does not seem like suffering..

[Baby]

Oh Lordy lordy. She's singing Jason Mraz.

DIES. <3

God she's beautiful.

I know, I wish she finished the song instead of getting embarrassed, she's a great singer! She could sing to me anytime *sigh*

Volta yes it IS suffering, because everywhere you look now it's photos of Ashley with her dumbass boyfriend Joe Jonas. They were even in Famous magazine this week with a story of how she was sitting on his lap in a restaurant *smack*

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11100000/Ashley-at-LA-March-29-ashley-greene-11166201-386-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/11166201)

Mwah.

[Carmen]

Model through it Baby

[Baby]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969370-400-358.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969370)

Lucky bastard. Even if he is getting stepped on by a stiletto.

[volta83]

Sigh, I suppose so. At least you can relish in the fact that they're relationship is probably just a publicity stunt for his woeful music career.
AND you get to see a hot chick dominating.
See exhibit A^

Also, I'll have you know everytime I see your name come up on a post I think of Beiber.
Highly unpleasant.

[Baby]

Hahaha but it's only one baby, not three so I'm not him hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Light-Bearer]

I am so stupified by this whole thread it's beyond words.

[Light-Bearer]

How Is It Possible For So Many Photographs To Fucking Exist!!!!!
Of One Woman!

[Baby]

Because people keep pointing a camera at her? That's my guess.

Here's more!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969372-299-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969372)

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969455-368-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969455)

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969408-287-399.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969408)

[Bon91]

Ahhhh, i haven't had an Ashley fix in a while.. thanks Baby!

[faeriegoddess]

And I wish she dressed like those photos hahaha

I don't. not at all. she shouldn't really be dressed at all, IMO.

oh, I love love love going to rainbow gathering and being in nature and all that - I don't really miss my computer or the interwebz at all... but damn, I miss getting my ashie fix.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5OGaZ-nNJz0/SX9kBLpMcMI/AAAAAAAAAl8/f1_drqP8Uao/ashley%20greene_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2100000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-2173565-800-600.jpg

[Baby]

Wooooooooooooooooooooo faerie you're back!! Aw, and you brought me some Ashie goodness how thoughtful of you.

Here's some for you:

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969540-308-399.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969540)

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969521-303-433.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969521)

[faeriegoddess]

oh thank you kindly, baby, my love!

[Light-Bearer]

I don't. not at all. she shouldn't really be dressed at all, IMO.

oh, I love love love going to rainbow gathering and being in nature and all that - I don't really miss my computer or the interwebz at all... but damn, I miss getting my ashie fix.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5OGaZ-nNJz0/SX9kBLpMcMI/AAAAAAAAAl8/f1_drqP8Uao/ashley%20greene_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2100000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-2173565-800-600.jpg

Fucking hot.

[Baby]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969570-398-350.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969570)

My lil' wifey! :p

[faeriegoddess]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090501/293.greene.ashley.050109.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/07/29/previews/Ashley%20Greene-DGG-022683.jpg

http://www.theblogismine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-5738738-800-600.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Baby]

Here's one for LB, Ashley looking drugged just how you like!

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/agreenecleav2_37060.jpg

[Baby]

God, my poor Ashley. She's dating Joe Jonas (that's bad enough) and his ex Demi Lovato lost her shit and threatened Ashley, punched a chick in the face and ended up in the mental house. Now Demi's fans are stalking Ashley's Twitter threatening to kill her. My poor baby!

How could anyone hate this?

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969371-300-400.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969371)

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/Ashley-ashley-greene-10969369-170-272.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/10969369)

[faeriegoddess]

don't worry, i've got a safe place for ashley to hide out in ;D

[Baby]

She doesn't want to hide there, my hiding place is much better

http://twilight-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ash1.jpg

God she's cute.

[Baby]

I have terrible, awful news.

Ashley was offered a Playboy spread...and she turned it down.

WHY???

[faeriegoddess]

I have terrible, awful news.

Ashley was offered a Playboy spread...and she turned it down.

WHY???

well, we talked about it, and decided that she wants to save her coochie for me alone.

[Baby]

That's not what she told me. I also hate to tell her but her coochie is all over the internet and she didn't get a dime for that one.

[faeriegoddess]

yeah, well, at some point, we just decided to settle down a bit.

[Baby]

I hope she's just holding out for more money

[Baby]

Hopeful, hopeful, ever hopeful

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6256/lezi.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2008/baseballq.jpg

I also saw Ashley's bf on TV and I'm pretty sure that dude is gay. Beard and handbag, woooooooo!!!

[faeriegoddess]

aw my ashie, how i love you.

[Baby]

Just as long as we're clear I love her more.

[faeriegoddess]

just as long as we're clear that she loves me more =P

[Baby]

I told her that, and this is the face she made:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7757/angrysmashi.jpg

[Light-Bearer]

I love her now.

Apparently- she sent some chick mental.
You know how she's rooting that Jonas creature.

Well his ex girlfriend has gone mental and had to be admitted into a Bug House to deal with the pain.

You fucking legend Ashley.

Keep destroying your sisters with your pussy

[Baby]

Yep, that psycho chick is Demi Lovato. Not only that but Demi's lunatic fans send Ashley vile death threats on a daily basis.

If she just dumped Joe to be with me, she wouldn't get this shit.

[Light-Bearer]

You're hotter than Joe

[Baby]

Damn right I am! And I also watched his TV show the other day...my gaydar almost BLEW THE FUCK UP around that dude. Ashley has a girl's face, but a boy's body. No wonder he's after her. I bet he makes her face the other way in bed.

[faeriegoddess]

nah, they don't actually sleep together.

[Baby]

Yeah they do but he makes her dress up as Harry Potter.

[Baby]

Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllll

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5482/oz5gskjn.jpg

[Light-Bearer]

The guy with the extra long metallic penis, standing infront is a babe

[faeriegoddess]

please, LB, do us all a favour and get him out of the way for us!

[Light-Bearer]

I shall do my best.

I think this little bitch is fierce now she put that Demi thing in the bug house

[Baby]

My little bitch totally is fierce!! Mess with her, and she will f**k your sh*t UP!

[Baby]

I'll put this as bluntly as I can.

I. Want. To. Have. Her. Gaybies.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-OpzhtqyVf4/SwM4i1eK1OI/AAAAAAAADFI/bWcxgMFXjis/s1600/ashley_greene_maxim_december_cover_-_1.jpg

[cel87]

i brought an alice barbie doll today

[Baby]

Good one cel87! You're lucky to find it they are quite rare.

[Baby]

*Biting my hand*

http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/ashley-greene-62.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/ashley-greene-70.jpg

[cel87]

u can get them at woolies their $20

[Baby]

LOL yeah I got Alice Bella and Edward but I paid heaps for my Alice at Toy Kingdom lol!!!

[Baby]

Hate the guy. Love the photo. Is that some boobage I see?

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9858/201100049.jpg

[faeriegoddess]

agreed

[Baby]

Oh dear God. This one moves.

Live action bikini Ashie. *dribble*

http://i40.tinypic.com/21ngmip.jpg

[faeriegoddess]

sweet merciful lord!

[Baby]

I could watch her walk back and forth all day.

[faeriegoddess]

*gasp!* is it really 8:30 already? damn, I've been staring at that thing longer than I thought.

[Sazzles]

Quite tantalizing Baby!

[Baby]

I have to stop clicking this thread. Once I see that picture I just sit and watch her go back and forth until the day is over.

[Baby]

I think I speak for everyone when I say Om nom nom nom nom

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7628/hawtj.jpg

[faeriegoddess]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/89789/ashley-greene-o.gif

[Irene]

Do I take advantage of her before or after I rescue her?

[Baby]

Err...if you do that before you might get smacked by a train. So I vote after.

[faeriegoddess]

while you were deliberating I already raced in, grabbed the fair maiden and rode off into the sunset to my mountain-top jacuzzi where I devoured her.

[Baby]

Devoured....mmmm.....

[Irene]

Too late Faerie. I'd already decided to rescue her before I used her, as I didn't want her ankles tied :p

[Sazzles]

LOL you girls are funny

[Baby]

Actually there is a whole video of that little clip, she gets out of the ropes and jumps away...except it goes backwards so the ropes go on and she lies back all tied up.

Apart from the train that would be an awesome thing. An awesome thing indeed.

[Baby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfvWlG0Fh68

[Irene]

One has to wonder though, how she keeps those heels on through that ordeal!

[Baby]

The most important thing is looking fabulous.

[Sazzles]

true LOL

[Baby]

Look at her, all dyked up. Me like!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12500000/Ashley-Greene-ashley-greene-12565359-327-500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ashley-greene/links/12565359)

[Baby]

That my wife.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/231/ohhellyes.jpg

[volta83]

Baby, I'll have you know I watched Eclipse on my flight from Adelaide to KL.
Couldn't think of anything but this thread for the next 7 hours. Fun times!

[Baby]

And then you get off the plane and see that photo? NICE!

[Tosca]

hehe, very nice

[Baby]

Ok this is technically Alice not Ashley, but it's the Team Alice thread so all good

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5458/goodmorningindeedbyshad.png

[Carmen]

Uh huh, yep....that's what I'm talking about.....*stares at picture for a while*

[Baby]

I know that picture does things to me. My friend is working on a worse one.

[Carmen]

feel free to post more of those....*stares at picture some more....*

[Baby]

God I wish I could draw

[Hessy]

my drawing gets worse if i try to make the pictures erotic...

[Baby]

Feel free to try Hessy. Feel free to try.

[faeriegoddess]

Merry Mithrasday!

http://picasaweb.google.com/data/media/api/user/jenoffa/albumid/5535637870902921873/photoid/5542707329712467394

honey, just forget santa and come sit on my lap

http://penhittingpaper.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Automne-Hiver-Ashley-Greene-07.jpg

[Baby]

I don't like to see that...creature...Joe Jonas anywhere near her!!!

[Baby]

Look at my baby on Cosmo!! Is that a breast I see?

http://thebosh.com/archives/2010/12/05/Ashley%20Greene%20Cosmopolitan%20%20January%202011 .jpg

[chris_alexandra]

My friend is working on a worse one.[/QUOTE]

Your friend is awesome, please tell your friend to draw as much as possible and in fact we should have a thread just dedicated to your friends drawings. I can't stop looking at this picture.. I need a cold shower

[Baby]

Lmao chris!!!! I will tell her that. And yeah, this drawing just *does* things to me. It's all kinds of hot.

[faeriegoddess]

Look at my baby on Cosmo!! Is that a breast I see?

cosmo is great, but if it's Ashie-boob you want there are better offerings

http://www.fhm.com/images/media/fckimgs/image/Ashley_Greene_boobs.jpg

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/3/0/30cf9f33ae62ca7563f230d52e0e945afbab72e5/related/Ashley_Greene_Bikini_Boobs__38_.jpg

http://nude-celebs.info/wp-content/uploads/ashley-greene-side-boob-cleavage-pictures-13.jpg

[Sazzles]

Love the pickys and your friend is very very talented Baby

[Carmen]

*still staring at the picture*

[Baby]

http://www.kego.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ashley-greene-jan-cosmo-02.jpg

I'mma marry that girl.

[Lalalaface]

I'm just really hoping that the pic posted on 26 Dec she's not wearing anything underneath the trench coat.

[Baby]

I made this for my tumblr, appropriately titled "gay4greene."

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5654/hopebi.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/hopebi.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[ensign-charlie]

she sucks with long hair, with short hair her face is so striking

[Baby]

Long hair, short hair, no hair...I'd marry her. And do other things to her.

[Baby]

http://cdn2.team-twilight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/78-1.jpg

[Tosca]

revive

[faeriegoddess]

thanks tosca

[Tosca]

all in a days work ;)

[faeriegoddess]

*hope*

http://i49.tinypic.com/hs16jt.jpg