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ernesto_1
30th July 2010, 07:35 PM
how big is urs.
do u prefer black or flesh coloured?
do u get bored of ur dildo?
do u buy them urself or does ur bf or friend?

i need answers. im consdering getting one. but there is such a stigma attached to ppl with dildos. its like... u got a dildo coz u are fugly and u cant get laid coz no one will fuck u...

u know wot i mean?

ive been to the toolshed and some of the butt plugs and dildos are ginormous. im thinking FUCKING HELL!

BoneIdol
30th July 2010, 07:39 PM
how big is urs.
do u prefer black or flesh coloured?
do u get bored of ur dildo?
do u buy them urself or does ur bf or friend?

i need answers. im consdering getting one. but there is such a stigma attached to ppl with dildos. its like... u got a dildo coz u are fugly and u cant get laid coz no one will fuck u...

u know wot i mean?

ive been to the toolshed and some of the butt plugs and dildos are ginormous. im thinking FUCKING HELL!

Do you wear it in your normal day to day activities? One time this guy walked past me at the beach, stopped , then put one leg up on a rock and pulled out a massive black dildo whilst looking at me. Im sure it was at least 2 ft long. I think he thought I would like it but I was in fact horrified and nauseated.

ernesto_1
30th July 2010, 07:40 PM
on a rainy day he would take out his umbrella?

TheOldie
30th July 2010, 08:15 PM
Do you wear it in your normal day to day activities? One time this guy walked past me at the beach, stopped , then put one leg up on a rock and pulled out a massive black dildo whilst looking at me. Im sure it was at least 2 ft long. I think he thought I would like it but I was in fact horrified and nauseated.

arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wonder if it was the same guy I came across years ago.

he said " I have a 12" dildo up me , want to see"

me " errr no thanks"

and kept on walking.

TheOldie
30th July 2010, 08:16 PM
oh and no I dont own a dildo. Never have.

Dont own any porn either. Watching is boring. Rather be doing.

blaah
30th July 2010, 08:24 PM
how big is urs.
do u prefer black or flesh coloured?
do u get bored of ur dildo?
do u buy them urself or does ur bf or friend?

i need answers. im consdering getting one. but there is such a stigma attached to ppl with dildos. its like... u got a dildo coz u are fugly and u cant get laid coz no one will fuck u...

u know wot i mean?

ive been to the toolshed and some of the butt plugs and dildos are ginormous. im thinking FUCKING HELL!

God there's some wowsers on here sometimes! Not to my taste, but if you wanna shove 2 ft of plastic up yr arse do so...and enjoy.
Otherwise, take yr time and buy a small one, get lots of lube and try it.

marky markywicz
30th July 2010, 08:30 PM
how big is urs.
do u prefer black or flesh coloured?
do u get bored of ur dildo?
do u buy them urself or does ur bf or friend?

i need answers. im consdering getting one. but there is such a stigma attached to ppl with dildos. its like... u got a dildo coz u are fugly and u cant get laid coz no one will fuck u...

u know wot i mean?

ive been to the toolshed and some of the butt plugs and dildos are ginormous. im thinking FUCKING HELL!

Ernie, you are so out there :D :D :D
Whatever turns you on.
Why are you worried what others may think?

wysiwyg_syd
30th July 2010, 10:37 PM
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wysiwyg_syd
30th July 2010, 10:39 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/furry-dildo-hamster-dildo-furry-demotivational-poster-1231379716.gif

rudeboy86
31st July 2010, 01:09 AM
Yup I have a nice one that lives in a box under my futon. Not much call for it considering I have a boyfriend who seems to be all I need right now lol...