<insert dirty talk here>

[Tatsuya]

since Talisman wanted to hear more dirty talk but wouldn't start it herself

let us hear it, come on ladies dont be shy =P

[faeriegoddess]

shy? me? never!
well, except for IRL. xD

[Tatsuya]

how did i know you would be the first one in here =P

[talisman]

*coughcough*

I had nothing to do with this. Really :rolleyes:

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[pho3nixphir3]

butbutbut, in the ladies lounge, every thread is dirty.

THERE IS NO CONTAINING OR RESTRICTING IT!

[talisman]

No, but there is expanding it :p

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[faeriegoddess]

how did i know you would be the first one in here =P

you must be psychic.

so this is where we're supposed to be discussing alienshe's lopsided labia...

[Tatsuya]

yes... yes it is....

or my perfect porno pussy

[faeriegoddess]

*coughcough*

I had nothing to do with this. Really :rolleyes:

no one's fooled.

[faeriegoddess]

yes... yes it is....

or my perfect porno pussy

oh wicked wench! you woo me with your wonderful words

[Tatsuya]

there's no taming of the shrew!

[Tatsuya]

wait... no i'm pretty sure i'm whipped now @_@

[Minda]

... *leaves*

[Tatsuya]

<insert suss innuendo whip comment here>

[Baby]

Oh dear God, this thread is going to draw the boys in like flies on a carcass.

[Tatsuya]

gay guys dont wanna hear about the sex lives or dirty lesbians =P

[Tatsuya]

talking about sex... i'm gonna see if i can get some HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN WEEKS!!!!!

[pho3nixphir3]

oh dear you have gone *soft*

[Tatsuya]

rejected... she just grunted, rolled over and went back to sleep -_-

i'm gonna go out, buy smokes and food instead

[Baby]

Lol!

[pho3nixphir3]

cock block! female style =P.

do you prefer: clit clogged, clit trapped or clit skipped, as a term? nothing fits quite right, but i'm sure i heard a great one before

[Minda]

uhm, none of the above.

[faeriegoddess]

talking about sex... i'm gonna see if i can get some HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN WEEKS!!!!!*hug*

rejected... she just grunted, rolled over and went back to sleep -_-

i'm gonna go out, buy smokes and food instead
*hug* I'm not sure you're allowed to say that in this thread
cock block! female style =P.

do you prefer: clit clogged, clit trapped or clit skipped, as a term? nothing fits quite right, but i'm sure i heard a great one before
yeah, I'm with none of the above. I just like clits, who cares what you call em xD

[alienshe]

Ah, there is no emoticon for my feelings.

[faeriegoddess]

Ah, there is no emoticon for my feelings.

does this one work?
http://liberatedlearning.info/sink/images/smilies/girlwhip.gif

xD

[Bon91]

Have you all heard the 40hr famine add.. ? It says to give up food or something you really enjoy... since i cbf giving up food, i was thinking masturbation.. lol, seeing as i'm not getting any sex

[faeriegoddess]

you think you can manage 40hrs? and would you write it on your form for people to sponsor you?

[Bon91]

But then again... i do love to touch myself

[alienshe]

Heh, I could do that easily. The one time I did it I gave up food then I kept forgetting it was on year after year.

[Bon91]

No, it would be more for self accomplishment then to get money for starving kids :p

[alienshe]

Oh, I just remembered that I have this weird thing where I'll poke myself now and then, I'm not sure if that'd be considered masturbation. *

..just so you know I don't do it in front of anyone or in public or anything like that. x_x

*I can't seem to stop doing it. I think I'm just weird though.

[alienshe]

That's really what I wanted to start the second page with.

[faeriegoddess]

But then again... i do love to touch myself:p

No, it would be more for self accomplishment then to get money for starving kids :profl
but why would you want to?

Oh, I just remembered that I have this weird thing where I'll poke myself now and then, I'm not sure if that'd be considered masturbation. *

..just so you know I don't do it in front of anyone or in public or anything like that. x_x

*I can't seem to stop doing it. I think I'm just weird though.
probably just weird. welcome to the club

[Bon91]

rofl
but why would you want to?


Lol.. like i said, self accomplishment!
I know that it isn't the same, but it doesn't matter because i know that i have done *something*. If only to stop finger fucking myself for a day and a bit. HA.

[faeriegoddess]

Lol.. like i said, self accomplishment!
I know that it isn't the same, but it doesn't matter because i know that i have done *something*. If only to stop finger fucking myself for a day and a bit. HA.
I bet you can't manage =P

[Bon91]

I bet you can't manage =P

Lmfao. But in a way it would sorta be worth it cos after those 40hrs... i could be having some madddd fun :D

[Tatsuya]

omg, what have i started XD

[Bon91]

it Had To Be Done.

[faeriegoddess]

Lmfao. But in a way it would sorta be worth it cos after those 40hrs... i could be having some madddd fun :Dthat's a good point. I'll make sure I'm online.

omg, what have i started XD
=D

[trina2004]

Oh ladies this thread makes me smile! and blush.

It has been soo long since I've got a root.

[ammonite]

Oh, I just remembered that I have this weird thing where I'll poke myself now and then, I'm not sure if that'd be considered masturbation.

depends where you poke yourself ;)

[faeriegoddess]

Oh ladies this thread makes me smile! and blush.

It has been soo long since I've got a root.

that sounds like a job for... super faerie!

I bet you were all fooled by my mild-mannered alter-ego. None of you suspected that under this geeky exterior there lurks a gorgeous super-hero, underwear on the outside and all!

[trina2004]

that sounds like a job for... super faerie!

I bet you were all fooled by my mild-mannered alter-ego. None of you suspected that under this geeky exterior there lurks a gorgeous super-hero, underwear on the outside and all!

Can I be your Lois Lane?

[Tatsuya]

>.> i live with my gf and i havent had a root in weeks... and now i cant sleep because of it... agjlsgjdfnas flhfjghakrjhaerkahjf /rage

[trina2004]

>.> i live with my gf and i havent had a root in weeks... and now i cant sleep because of it... agjlsgjdfnas flhfjghakrjhaerkahjf /rage

aww I have no sympathy for you. weeks, not months.

[Tatsuya]

when it went from almost every chance we had to absolute zip!
no matter what i try, she keeps turning it down... i keep getting "tomorrow" 'tomorrow" "wednesday" but it all gets pushed aside...
I planned a nice 'romantic' evening for her yesterday, and instead she draged me out with one of her lesbian work drinking buddies >.> then when we got home it was too late and she needed to sleep...

[talisman]

Any reason for it that you can think of?

I'm guilty of having done that to my gf, too... usually there's a reason behind it but I don't feel like I want to explain it to her, or feel like she should've figured it out for herself.

On the other hand it might just be a string of bad coincidences? Work and all must be pretty hard on both of you, I guess...

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[trina2004]

[when it went from almost every chance we had to absolute zip!
no matter what i try, she keeps turning it down... i keep getting "tomorrow" 'tomorrow" "wednesday" but it all gets pushed aside...
I planned a nice 'romantic' evening for her yesterday, and instead she draged me out with one of her lesbian work drinking buddies >.> then when we got home it was too late and she needed to sleep...

:( That kinda sucks

[Tatsuya]

work being tough on both of us generally pushes us to make the time to spend with just eachother, everything's been perfect, which is why i don't understand why.

[Tatsuya]

im going to go to bed and try to sleep, i have work in the morning and i'm in a downer mood as it is, don't want it to affect my work ethic... i'll catch ya's later

[faeriegoddess]

Can I be your Lois Lane?sure =D

>.> i live with my gf and i havent had a root in weeks... and now i cant sleep because of it... agjlsgjdfnas flhfjghakrjhaerkahjf /rage
*hug*
when it went from almost every chance we had to absolute zip!
no matter what i try, she keeps turning it down... i keep getting "tomorrow" 'tomorrow" "wednesday" but it all gets pushed aside...
I planned a nice 'romantic' evening for her yesterday, and instead she draged me out with one of her lesbian work drinking buddies >.> then when we got home it was too late and she needed to sleep...
sounds like something's up with her, either hormonal or emotional, and she might not know what it is. obviously there's no chance she might be knocked up, which is usually my first guess. talk to her.

[alienshe]

depends where you poke yourself ;)

My earlobe. >_>

[Dash80]

Lust shines on the edge of her lips, breathing quickens, as I reach deep into....




Oh.. not that type of thread....

[Tatsuya]

could be if you wanted it to be dash =P

[Dash80]

could be if you wanted it to be dash =P

Ladies first..;)

[Tatsuya]

lol, i'm far from a lady XDDD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dash80]

Okay... angry people first..

(Since you are feeling "So Fucking Angry")

[marisol88]

cock block! female style =P.

do you prefer: clit clogged, clit trapped or clit skipped, as a term? nothing fits quite right, but i'm sure i heard a great one before

dane cook came up with "twat swatter" lol

[pho3nixphir3]

twat swatter. twat swatter. hmm.

[marisol88]

this thread isnt very dirty so far lol.

[Dash80]

Okay.. I have taken it upon myself to start talking dirty..




MUD!!

Worms!!

Grass Stains!!

[pho3nixphir3]

oh dash, i was actually thinking of replying something along that line!

...FILTH!

[Minda]

sex!

*runs away giggling all child like*

[Dash80]

Grease!

Sooty!

Begrimed!

Slimy!

(Is it suddenly getting hot in here??!)

[marisol88]

clearly we have a thread full of comediennes here.

but seriously ladies. let's talk vagina.

oooohhhh *covers mouth*

[pho3nixphir3]

nipples!

*runs away giggling all child like*

[Dash80]

*Thinks there is waaay too many youngsters around*


STRAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pho3nixphir3]

heeheehee..

BUTTPLUG!!!!!

[Dash80]

Lesbian!!!

[pho3nixphir3]

*gasp* not the l word!

[alienshe]

Oh my.

[Dash80]

It always takes an elder girls..

[marisol88]

attention girls.

sexy. sexy sexy sex.

that is all.

[Dash80]

I dont wanna play anymore.

[talisman]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Dash :(

Sigh. OK, hmm. Everyone, describe your favourite position? Real or imagined... :p

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[Minda]

imagined? =S

[pho3nixphir3]

ok, favourite position: there's me, another girl, and we're having sex.

[Dash80]

On a comfy sofa watching a movie and its raining outside.

Oh, did you mean when having sex??

[Tatsuya]

ahaha =P

I love it best when (if muki is making love to me) it's reached 'that point' and she's on top, holding me close with one arm, with my hands scratching at her back as she whispers "i love you" into my ear... =D

[Tatsuya]

wooop, now i've made everyone all embarrassed and bashful XD

[alienshe]

My ears are blushing and everything.

[pho3nixphir3]

no, just jealous =(

[alienshe]

^Yes, jealousy too. :p

[Dash80]

I think you should cut your nails.

[Baby]

I like to have sex with girls. There I said it.

[Dash80]

I like to have sex with girls. There I said it.

How many at the same time?


:p

[faeriegoddess]

Lust shines on the edge of her lips, breathing quickens, as I reach deep into....




Oh.. not that type of thread....yes it is!

this thread isnt very dirty so far lol.
and whose fault is that?
Okay.. I have taken it upon myself to start talking dirty..




MUD!!

Worms!!

Grass Stains!!
*groan* don't worry. I've got the OMO
sex!

*runs away giggling all child like*
lol you're so cute
clearly we have a thread full of comediennes here.

but seriously ladies. let's talk vagina.

oooohhhh *covers mouth*
mmm I wanna cover my mouth with a vagina as well.
I like to have sex with girls. There I said it.
me too. but at this point, I'd settle for just one.

[Tatsuya]

I WANT TO FUCKING GET LAID urgh... it's 10 month mark for muki and i... i usually get sex on anniversary days... i doubt im going to tonight though, she's working... and she's been unusual (more so than usual) as of late, i dont know whats up with her...

[faeriegoddess]

*hug*

[talisman]

Tats, have you tried talking to Muki directly about it?

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[Tatsuya]

:( no... not yet...

[pho3nixphir3]

well that's a good idea. just be honest, and direct. we're all rooting for you!...to get rooted ;).

good luck =)

[faeriegoddess]

agreed

[ammonite]

does muki come on samesame?

[pho3nixphir3]

well she usually comes on through tat's account =/

[Tatsuya]

yeah she's a little ninja, she generally just lurks but doesn't say anything.
i forgot i had to stay up to go get her from work @_@ i almost went to bed...

[pho3nixphir3]

haha saved. get her to come on more! and change her profile to visible!
maybe talk about it on the way home?

[Tatsuya]

yeah maybe, im tired T_T i should go get the missus though... i've been cleaning all night...

[pho3nixphir3]

chin up there soldier *patpat*.

i hope tomorrow shows to be a better day for you =)

[Tatsuya]

okay, time to go get the missus, i'll talk to you all tomorrow.

[Bon91]

I hope there has been sufficient sex by now Tats!! :p

[Tatsuya]

nope, still none @_@

[Dash80]

nope, still none @_@

Goddamn..

Just do it!! Element of surprise is always nice!! :eek:

[talisman]

Just do it!! Element of surprise is always nice!! :eek:

I'll agree with you there, but my concern isn't so much the lack of sex but whatever's causing it underneath... after all this is pretty unusual behaviour for you two, right?

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[Tatsuya]

yeah, i've been promised one hell of a night tonight though! =D so looking forward to it!!!!
T_T cept now i'm starting to get sick, however! it could just be my sinuses, i don't have a sore throat (which is usually my first indicator) but i'm sniffly @_@

=D i'm at a new addition to my school list today, this school is over looking mosman harbour, REALLY nice view, and all the work is pretty simple =D today should be a good day!

[Tatsuya]

except it's a miserable rainy day, @_@ /cold

[faeriegoddess]

good luck for tonight!

[Dash80]

good luck for tonight!

Second and third.

[faeriegoddess]

wow, dash, I didn't know you were going to sydney! =P
stop in here and pick me up on the way.

[Dash80]

Bahahahaha

[Tatsuya]

=P

[flounder]

Ok ladies as a card carrying bi guy Im wondering how many women are able to experience ejaculation, it seems like every woman and her pussy can achieve this if you believe xtube.

Is it different to the bladder maybe accidently kickin in on the vinegar stroke, Im facinated.

Just asking :)

[alienshe]

I've read that you can ejaculate out of your urethra and it's not pee. I don't know much more than that though.

[ammonite]

real life: yes it is different
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate#Female_prostate_gland

porn: not so much

[Tatsuya]

=D happy ending !!!! i had a most wonderful night =D

[flounder]

real life: yes it is different
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate#Female_prostate_gland

porn: not so much

Thanks ammonite interesting article :)

[Minda]

=D happy ending !!!! i had a most wonderful night =D

FINALLY!

=D

[Dash80]

=D happy ending !!!! i had a most wonderful night =D

SO glad you got some!! ;)

[Tatsuya]

*beams like an idiot*

[Tatsuya]

=D happy ending !!!! i had a most wonderful night =D

Muki says:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/KrustyTheOdd/indeedowl.jpg

I really wanted to post this picture...

[pho3nixphir3]

awwww!!!

heheheheh

[Tatsuya]

T_T urgh babe.... stop trolling my account... you lurker you...

[talisman]

I love happy endings :D

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[faeriegoddess]

I love happy endings :D

I could use a happy ending over here too!

[Bon91]

... *knock, knock, knock*

[faeriegoddess]

who's there?

[faeriegoddess]

are you accepting applications for demo kissers?

[gold_femme]

Somebody needs Dirty talk lessons...

Lessons will start shortly after the 2 term beginner course : ---FLIRTING: who knew words could get you laid....And followed by the infamous course, back due to popular demand: --KISSING: Uptown shopping for downtown business...(demo kissers provided)


go for it Nox! from the looks of this thread, samesame needs it.

[Carmen]

how do I enrol in this course?

[faeriegoddess]

how do I enrol in this course?

just leave your panties at the door

[Bon91]

.. done and...

[faeriegoddess]

while you're doing things, don't forget me!

[alienshe]

Used or unused panties?

[Bon91]

while you're doing things, don't forget me!

If i remember correctly:
good things come to those who wait...

[faeriegoddess]

yay!

here's something
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-card-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Carmen]

I think I already have one!

[Bon91]

@Faerie.. i'm going on a mission. When i return.. i will clean your dishes.

[faeriegoddess]

woohoo!

[Bon91]

woohoo!

I have returned, excellent instrument sesh @The Spot.. :D
What are you up to..? I don't want the water to get cold.. ;)

[faeriegoddess]

I have returned, excellent instrument sesh @The Spot.. :D
What are you up to..? I don't want the water to get cold.. ;)

I was watching a movie - "Funny Face". damn I love Audrey Hepburn.

[tofulover]

Is it not wondeful when she is on the bed , with her head towards the sky , legs arched and arms supporting her weight.. She is a woman whom knows just how much sexual satisfaction she can take .. and mine to her is no limit.

The bed sheets play an important role tonight , she asked me to buy sheets that would feel almost like a second skin. Asif we wer having a frolic with a new
addition.
I love to spoil her with treats. She has such a wonderful imagination , haribos in champange glass and flump marshmallows dipped in chocolate. She placed the marshmallow as usual in her crack .. of course I refuse to let food go to waste.

I had vegetables in the pantry and as I bent over to reach for some , that cheeky girl pulled the carrot from my grasp , pulled my knickers down and told me to she was going to make me taste my own cum. I had to make sure I ate all of my vegetables ;) - what a naughty girl!

And so ...
And so I bought her her fave colour satin sheets. The underneath warm and the outside cool.

And so she began to part her legs for me. I felt like a cat. My eyes offixed. I did not want to let my prey out of sight.
Kneeling on my knees , back arched downwards , my mouth level to her swollen orchard .. i could almost see my reflection in her puddle of mass sweet juice.
Just through smelling her perfume i could taste it ... she made me feel like a wild cat ..

;)

[Bon91]

Cracking first post tofulover.. !!!!
Hahaha, btw .. where's the fun in a private profile?!

[pho3nixphir3]

the unknown ;)?

[Minda]

says the woman who complains all the time about private profiles.

[tofulover]

Thankyou for the complements:)

It would be wondeful to take my profile off private. But ... as you keep reading my most intimate entries you can start to build an image of what I may look like ;)

I will eventualy take it off private.

:p

[pho3nixphir3]

i only switched mine recently and you know why!

but it was just on public? hmm.

[tofulover]

.... She kept opening and closing her leggs .. I was not sure if she was fanning the hot heat from her swollen genitals ... I could have done that for her. Ice cubes from my mouth into her delicious looking pussy. I do not usualy use that word.
But tonight is a night of pure filth, I am no gentlemen. I put my fist deep into you until you withdraw my hand from deep within you. Its funny , because you tell me just how good it felt. Pain and all.
And then you ask me to do it again. Of course. I will.

The icecubes numb you. I dont want to keep you up all night , I want to keep you in bed all day long. And so , I need to just de-sensitise you here and there. I refuse to let you cum. As soon as you start to make the usual signs ( spraying me with your juice ) I will withdraw my fist - walk away and come back to you.

No point in getting frustrated. You know you enjoy it when i do not let you give in.
More juice is yet to come and , i dont want to keep sipping water all night and day long. Your juices will quench my first and so a little sip at a time!

.......

[Tatsuya]

o_O wow.... this i did not expect, looks like at least ONE person on here isnt shy, =P

[flounder]

.... She kept opening and closing her leggs .. I was not sure if she was fanning the hot heat from her swollen genitals ... I could have done that for her. Ice cubes from my mouth into her delicious looking pussy. I do not usualy use that word.
But tonight is a night of pure filth, I am no gentlemen. I put my fist deep into you until you withdraw my hand from deep within you. Its funny , because you tell me just how good it felt. Pain and all.
And then you ask me to do it again. Of course. I will.

The icecubes numb you. I dont want to keep you up all night , I want to keep you in bed all day long. And so , I need to just de-sensitise you here and there. I refuse to let you cum. As soon as you start to make the usual signs ( spraying me with your juice ) I will withdraw my fist - walk away and come back to you.

No point in getting frustrated. You know you enjoy it when i do not let you give in.
More juice is yet to come and , i dont want to keep sipping water all night and day long. Your juices will quench my first and so a little sip at a time!

.......
Bucket of iced water please thats HOT!!!:eek:

[tofulover]

loved watching her undress. She seemed to have flawless poise , with every turn she made my mouth water and my eyes jump out of my soccets.

I refused to let her actions take advantage of me .. but .. I wanted her to do so. She knew deep down just what could happen .. and so it did.

She came to me and pretended that i wer some stranger perving on her. She told me that I was rude , unwelcome and that I deserve nothing!
She said all of this in a very very cheeky way. She pushed me on the bed and then sat with her legs astride me. All I could do was WATCH - LISTEN - OBEY.

She did the most irritating thing , pulling my hands to her chest , just barely missing her skin and told me to hold them there.
I was not allowed to budge my hands an inch.

She was such a demanding little thing! I loved it! Finaly , someone who can really put their fantasies into motion.

She thrusted her pelvis into mine. She was wearing her GIRL - BOY pants .. I could see a small wet patch forming.
All I wanted to do was rinse the moist patch into my mouth.

My arms wer starting to droop. She knew just how to play her game - her rules - her way.

She kissed my neck.

I just could not help myself .. I placed my hands on her breasts , her nipples wer firmer and harder than ever. She must really be enjoying this game!
Her skin , the colour has changed incredibly! For a second I could not recognise them.

She made me giggle and laugh so hard I could have wet myself! And she would have been happy to use her mouth as a mop and lapup all the juices.
She was indeed my feisty filthly little woman!

She told me how much she liked to play by her own rules. And she did it soooo unfairly , she could touch but i couldnt. The spoilt brat!!

Oh well , it seems I just have to play by her rules and just enjoy the game.

And so she began , biting my earlobe and licking the inside of my ear. My first reaction was to squeal and push her away. But .. it felt really really good.

My heart was racing , my legs started to widen ( she nearly fell to the floor ) and my nipples startet to outbeat hers!

She pushed me fully down onto the bed and within seconds my clothes wer gone.

And then she .......

[flounder]

yay!

here's something
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-card-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Do you swipe a "Vag" card? OUCH! :confused:

[trina2004]

Nah its one of those ones you have to insert...:D

[tofulover]

Would anyone like to hear more of my dirty talk ? :P

[talisman]

Yes please!

... purely as a thing of literary interest. Of course. :D

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[Bon91]

Would anyone like to hear more of my dirty talk ? :P

Hahaha yes please! :p
I wanna reply but.. i think i just love to read your posts much more ;)

[flounder]

Please Tofu pray continue :)

[faeriegoddess]

yes, continue. or do we have to punish you?

[Sazzles]

yes, continue. or do we have to punish you?

Yes definately continue its mesmerising!:D

[faeriegoddess]

whatever happened to the dirty talk?

[alienshe]

I hope my vibrator isn't too big. But I do need some stretchy stretchy.

[faeriegoddess]

is it out of the dishwasher yet?

[alienshe]

Yes...wasn't there in the first place since it hasn't been used yet. :D

[faeriegoddess]

do you use a new one without washing it first? that sounds pretty dirty to me!

[alienshe]

Yeah, who knows what my boyfriend did with it before he gave it to me. o.O

[faeriegoddess]

TMI TMI! lalalalalalalaaaaaa

[Bon91]

*walks away*

[Bon91]

*walks away*

*turns* ... hmm i guess since this is dirty talk and all.
That's filth though! :D

[alienshe]

I should note that it was unopened.

[faeriegoddess]

yeah, but still! who knows what happened to it in the factory

[Bon91]

:eek: ew, lmfao

[faeriegoddess]

xDDD

[tofulover]

Guessss who is back :D

I am back girls!! I have had my laptop without me for weeks and so have missed you alllll soooo much!!! I have some truly delicious and filthy entries to let you all bonk over!! Mucho pleasure guaranteed!!

Ok girls be honest - who read my entries and noticed they had some * AHEM - EFFECTS ;) *

[faeriegoddess]

yay tofulover, you're back!
*awaiting delicious and filthy entries*

[flounder]

let it rip Tofulover ;)

[alienshe]

I'm taking half of my medication now (tapering off it eventually) so it means that I now want to hump everything in sight. o.O

[Minda]

oh so that's your excuse? ;D

[faeriegoddess]

hmmm. I wonder what my excuse will be.

[alienshe]

I'd forgotten that I had a sex drive at all. Now it's all BOOM here. Sort of overwhelming. :p

[ernesto_1]

why do lesbians have to use vibrators? doesnt this make u straight?

[marisol88]

lmao. gtfo dickhead.

[pho3nixphir3]

lmao. gtfo dickhead.

seconded.

[alienshe]

Well I put it on my clit just fyi. ;)

[mzk68]

GOOD GODDESS!! how have i missed this thread???

[tofulover]

I miss having female company , i miss that sweet giggle - that morning breath that is sweet and funky - those weird toes but with blue sailor nail polish!!

I miss making a tornado of sexual pleasure with 5 fingers .... ooooOOooooOOOOO

And I also miss having you gush into my champange glass and drinking .. every .. last ... drop ...

:D

- Just some thoughts on my mind!!

I miss boobiesss!!

Anyone got Gaydar?

[alienshe]

Is "gush into my champange glass" a euphemism? :p

[ernesto_1]

wot is gtfo? and if im a dickhead.. the ur a _____ head :P

[Conn1e]

I miss making a tornado of sexual pleasure with 5 fingers .... ooooOOooooOOOOO


You do whaaaat with your fingers...? My imagination is going crazy. Someone should make a thread about sexual techniques!

Ernesto, I've read about 5 posts by you and I'm not liking any of them...

[alienshe]

^ That'd be an awesome thread. :D

[Minda]

why do lesbians have to use vibrators? doesnt this make u straight?

obaby, you wish.

[tofulover]

Is "gush into my champange glass" a euphemism? :p

Lol - no. I have one of those big ass PIMP GLASSES which ( this is very very blunt girls :D ) when I make a girly gush I try and catch some in the glass .... and then I ... you know the rest;) :p

[tofulover]

Well its rather simple , Vibrators come in many shapes - sizes and for different types of pleasure. Pleasure such as , stimulation only for the G-SPOT / ANAL / VAGINAL / CLIT.

Allot of us on SAMESAME are BISEXUAL. So , we get the best of both worlds!!

I love to use sex toys. I own a FIST SEX TOY - PINK STRAP ON - GLASS VIRBATOR - BULLET VIBRATOR - LOVE BALLS and more.

Each once is for something diffrenet. Variety is the spice of life!!

Also , a Vibrator will never cheat on you - never fail to give you an orgasm - Convenient - Satisfaction almost EVERY TIME and the choice is just amazing!!

I have used dildos on MALE ex - partners. None wer bisexual. None wer really botherd that the toy was shaped like a penis - it was a COMFORTABLE and FITTING FIT.

I think every women / man should experience sex toys!:D

[faeriegoddess]

I'd forgotten that I had a sex drive at all. Now it's all BOOM here. Sort of overwhelming. :p
you have my number, right?

[BrokAustin]

Whoa...You girls are a bunch of perverts:D Just wondering, been going through LL and y'all talk about sex as much as we do, how come there's aren't any lezza sex clubs or SOP?

[faeriegoddess]

oh but there are. just step through the back of the closet and you will find yourself in a parallel dimension full of lesbian temple harlots begging to cater to our every need.
of course, only lezzas can find it.

[flounder]

why do lesbians have to use vibrators? doesnt this make u straight?

Please forgive Ernie, hes a numpty.:mad:

[faeriegoddess]

forgive, ignore...

[Dash80]

good god..

[faeriegoddess]

that's good goddess

[Dash80]

i bet it is..

[Conn1e]

Anyone know how good bunnies are? I'm personally not much into the internal vibrators. It doesn't stimulate me very well. Beyond what a dildo can do anyway so you might as well take the batteries out. But if it's a bunny I dunno...

[Sazzles1234]

I gotta say my pink bunny is my best friend :) I mean she is so attentive to my needs. I dont even need to ask. She knows exactly how to please me and never ceases to do so! The only thing is I wear out the batteries tooo quickly :) I would recommend it to any girl

[faeriegoddess]

sazz, let me know if you need help next time the batteries run out =P

[Sazzles1234]

To tell you the truth I think I would prefer a real live woman with like a whole body and all to my bunny :)

[faeriegoddess]

what a coincidence! I just happen to be a real live woman with a whole body and all!

[Sazzles1234]

Wow really? You arent just some disembodies fingers typing on a ghostly computer?

[faeriegoddess]

nope. I am very dexterous fingers attached to long, slender arms, connected to a curvaceous body. I also happen to be a cunning linguist.
the computer is an ordinary Acer laptop. not ghostly in the least.

[Sazzles1234]

Wow well you'll do! :)

[faeriegoddess]

and it's all controlled by a mind that is not only intelligent and witty, but devious and dirty
*mischief*

[Sazzles1234]

Sounds perfect :) So when was it you were cumming in Brisbane :)

[faeriegoddess]

you tell me ;D

though apparently not this weekend *irked*

[Sazzles1234]

Well we better make sure its soon then. Cant wait to meet you all on SS :)

[faeriegoddess]

indeed

[Sazzles1234]

nighty night guys I am going to bed for another sleepless night of dreaming of being with a lovely woman :)

[faeriegoddess]

sleep sweet!
I think I should turn in as well. before I pass out.

[tofulover]

:p OoooOOooo allofyou lovely women are just sooo darn sweet!

I am single and its soooo irritating that all of you girls are not able to come and spend the night in my room :(

Bah!!

:D ;)

[Sazzles1234]

:p OoooOOooo allofyou lovely women are just sooo darn sweet!

I am single and its soooo irritating that all of you girls are not able to come and spend the night in my room :(

Bah!!

:D ;)

Well that could always be rectified he he

[faeriegoddess]

yeah, where is your room?

[ernesto_1]

girls are so horny! moreso than us guys

[Conn1e]

girls are so horny! moreso than us guys

That's a huge generalisation of you. Why exactly are you lurking in the ladies lounge with nothing at all to relate to us?

Not to throw the gender card or anything.

[faeriegoddess]

well, I'm generally pretty horny. he could be right. seems women get more and more that way as they age, as opposed to men who peak at 18 or something =P

[Sazzles1234]

Speaking for myself I would have to say I am incredibly horny:) and I get hornier every year. By the time I am 80 I will be stalking women and taking them by surprise in supermarket isles :)

[faeriegoddess]

phtpththththhhhhhh!
thanks sazz, you just made me splutter all over my screen

[Sazzles1234]

Glad you found it amusing, from my end though I will eventually have to work only part time so that I can have enough time for sexual gratification. Maybe they will give me a sexually disabled pension to give me 24 hours a day to meet my sexual needs :)

[faeriegoddess]

well, let me know if you want to work on that without having to sneak up on mamas at woolies.

[Minda]

That's a huge generalisation of you. Why exactly are you lurking in the ladies lounge with nothing at all to relate to us?

Not to throw the gender card or anything.

I don't have a problem with guys hanging out in the Ladies Lounge so much, it's more when they make such stupid and derogatory comments like he did. It's like, really, grow up, yeah?

[Sazzles1234]

Oh dont you worry faerie, you will be the first to know, definately ;)

[Conn1e]

I wouldn't say I get hornier, just have better orgasms. But then again that could have nothing to do with me. I don't really think about it.

[faeriegoddess]

are you only 18 conn1e? come report back to us when you've hit 30 and 40. that's when the real fun starts! it just keeps getting better and better =D

[tofulover]

I am soooooo bored of having an empty bed!!

I am not the kind of lady to go to a club / party and pull just for a one nighter .. sorry its just not my cup of tea and I also respect women.

I want to have atleast 3 girls in my room at once for as many days as possible!

We should al get together and have some fun ;)

It makes sense!!

I would love to take one of your girls out for a cup of tea and I may just pick a flower en-route ;)

Anyone got a GAYDAR PROFILE? you can see me picies on there :)
:D

[Sazzles1234]

I am soooooo bored of having an empty bed!!

I am not the kind of lady to go to a club / party and pull just for a one nighter .. sorry its just not my cup of tea and I also respect women.

I want to have atleast 3 girls in my room at once for as many days as possible!

We should al get together and have some fun ;)

It makes sense!!

I would love to take one of your girls out for a cup of tea and I may just pick a flower en-route ;)

Anyone got a GAYDAR PROFILE? you can see me picies on there :)
:D

Sounds like fun Tofulover