confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on SS

[wysiwyg]

I have a crush on Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!

http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/3D%20Smileys/3D%20Emotion%20Smileys/faint.gif

http://thetomcruise.com/gallery/2007/2/9/Tom_Cruise_in_young_age_4AELX2.jpghttp://www.celebrity9.com/img/tom-cruise/tom-cruise-1.jpg

[Fahed]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/peppy_ni/emoticons/jawdrop.gif

Wysi I don't think we can associate with one another any longer.

I mean the guy *bronzed his baby's poo* for God's sake! Not that I'm judging :)

[TheOldie]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/peppy_ni/emoticons/jawdrop.gif

Wysi I don't think we can associate with one another any longer.

I mean the guy *bronzed his baby's poo* for God's sake! Not that I'm judging :)

I so want that emoticon cause thats exactly what I did.

Bye Bye Wysi.

[Fahed]

adieu

No, I'm sorry, don't go :). We still love you. We're just working out the best way to get you some help. Is there a psychiatrist android around who can tweak your programming a little?

[Fahed]

I'm into scat.

Ok, that's not true, but I couldn't think of anything else that would top Wysi's announcement! Wysi, let me know when the teasing gets too much for you :p.

See TheOldie, I can take pleasure out of being mean too :p.

[sesame]

:eek: i think lil bear looks abit like tom cruise!!!!!!!!!!!

[wysiwyg]

I'm into scat.

Ok, that's not true, but I couldn't think of anything else that would top Wysi's announcement! Wysi, let me know when the teasing gets too much for you :p.

See TheOldie, I can take pleasure out of being mean too :p.

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.15411321.jpg

[Light-Bearer]

I don't have a reputation

[flounder]

i am hung like a jack donkey

[TheOldie]

i am hung like a jack donkey

I know

you've told us before :p

thing is do you know how to use it or is it for show :)

[mark_]

^
fair enough

[badamj2000]

I have nothing to declare but my genius and being a clone.

I am an open book

[badamj2000]

Whom bronzed their poo?

[shazzboy]

I drink the blood of sacrificed baby Goats.

[badamj2000]

As a goat, I may be into that sort of kink.

[ducknroll]

I'm into scat.

so brave to admit this in an open forum

[badamj2000]

I do poos daily. Call me old fashioned.

[Phazz]

I'm into UFC (after last night)

[badamj2000]

OMG, Ive been watching UFC myself. Its a bit slow. Is it not just 'street bawling' by another name? I was some what taken by that Croat last night that got K'od

[Phazz]

The Brazillian guy with the short shorts and the rather large package was quite a dish. However he was hammered by the tall American guy.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/675323/shogun-rua-gallery.jpg

[badamj2000]

Well, I hope you got a stiffy Phazz...

[MrAsh]

I prefer amateur boxing!

[wysiwyg]

My profile photo is not me!

[badamj2000]

Are you sure?

[bobbyandmimmi]

I have french kissed a fish :(

[sneakos]

^^^^^ dude - wtf were u thinking :D

[sneakos]

i dont think anything i do really surprises my buddies - im just a weird cunt :p

[bobbyandmimmi]

It was a dare............ not my proudest moment but I did it

[Fahed]

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.15411321.jpg

Please Wysi, the only person on here who cares about that is TheOldie, and I think it's mostly because he's jealous and he's always wanted to do it.

i am hung like a jack donkey

I don't believe you. People who claim to be really hung are usually not all that hung at all. However, I may be persuaded if you sent me pics. Just saying :)

so brave to admit this in an open forum

:p

I do poos daily. Call me old fashioned.

Haha. Loved this.

I'm into UFC (after last night)

Ok, what is with this? Everybody I know is watching it all of a sudden. My father refuses to watch rugby because he says it's too violent and therefore just stupid, but he still watches this religiously. I've seen it before, it's mildly homoerotic, but mostly just silly.

i dont think anything i do really surprises my buddies - im just a weird cunt :p

Yeah, me too. Although I have been told I'm "unpredictable", whatever that means :).

[Fahed]

I have french kissed a fish :(

Bobby by French kiss, you don't mean you inserted your tongue into the fish's mouth do you? You just mean you kissed it on the lips right?

[ernesto_1]

I don't think anyone eats the head of cows pigs chickens either wizzy

[Fahed]

I don't think anyone eats the head of cows pigs chickens either wizzy

You're wrong about cows and pigs :). You can even buy a pigs head here in Australia at some local butchers. I've never had it personally, but my parents eat it occasionally, and it's popular in certain cultures.

[mark_]

^
TE Lawrence's book tells of a feast with a large iron platter in the centre of the table. In the middle of the platter was a bowl with a steaming sheep's head sitting on a sea of lard and extra sheep's eye-balls

[bobbyandmimmi]

unfortunetly fahed I inserted tounge........... it was my first kiss lol

[Fahed]

unfortunetly fahed I inserted tounge........... it was my first kiss lol

Well it can only get better I guess. At least you weren't disappointed the second time, am I right?

[sesame]

in year 5 i kissed a girl and i liked it :eek:

[bobbyandmimmi]

Fahed...... I have never been kissed............... by males anyway

[Fahed]

in year 5 i kissed a girl and i liked it :eek:

You tell me I'm nasty *shakes head*. Kissing underage girls - it's disgusting :p.

Fahed...... I have never been kissed............... by males anyway

Well you won't be disappointed when it does happen ;).

[local_warming]

The Brazillian guy with the short shorts and the rather large package was quite a dish. However he was hammered by the tall American guy.



im liking the sound of this porn, phazz

[Light-Bearer]

This UFC match was pretty fucking hot.

But the hot guy got all beaten up and I was convinced he had pooped himself.

[MrAsh]

I don't think anyone eats the head of cows pigs chickens either wizzy

Yep Fahed is right Eugene and there is even a cookbook on it by a MasterChef contestant.


http://www.penguin.com.au/covers-jpg/9781921382413.jpg

[MrAsh]

im liking the sound of this porn, phazz

**Shakes head** You're a down right sleaze Brett.

[Tosca]

im a little bit gay.
shocking i know.
while you make up your minds about how to react, ill be hiding out on facey.

[Fahed]

im a little bit gay.
shocking i know.
while you make up your minds about how to react, ill be hiding out on facey.

No need to make up our minds. We have laws for this thing. I believe we flay you to within an inch of your life with a feather. Unless you're into S & M in which case we just let you off with a big chocolate cake :).

[MrAsh]

Fahed are you on twitter???

[Fahed]

Fahed are you on twitter???

No??? :p

[badamj2000]

I am innocent your Honour

[VladTheImpaler]

i'd have to become acquainted with my SS reputation before I could go ahead sully it.

[Fahed]

No??? :p

Sorry Ash I was kidding :p. Mine is quite a common name in the Middle East, and many Arabs have migrated so you're likely to find it all over the world :).

[VladTheImpaler]

^
TE Lawrence's book tells of a feast with a large iron platter in the centre of the table. In the middle of the platter was a bowl with a steaming sheep's head sitting on a sea of lard and extra sheep's eye-balls

sounds like the traditional norwegian dish, smalahove. NJ and I shall be dining on this in a couple of weeks time.

http://www.matoppskrift.no/images/oppskrifter/Smalahove.jpg

[Tosca]

No need to make up our minds. We have laws for this thing. I believe we flay you to within an inch of your life with a feather. Unless you're into S & M in which case we just let you off with a big chocolate cake :).

ill take the chocolate cake.

[wysiwyg]

Sorry Ash I was kidding :p. Mine is quite a common name in the Middle East, and many Arabs have migrated so you're likely to find it all over the world :).

MrAsh if you want Fahed's personal contact details, I can sell it for A$350.

[Fahed]

MrAsh if you want Fahed's personal contact details, I can sell it for A$350.

Or you could ask me and I'll give it to you for free :). Sorry to ruin your business venture Wysi :p.

[wysiwyg]

Or you could ask me and I'll give it to you for free :). Sorry to ruin your business venture Wysi :p.

Fahed, we could have spoken via PM and negotiated a 50-50 deal! and let's not forget our rightful responsibilities, we need to charge $35 GST.

[mark_]

^
You are descending to new levels of creepiness

[wysiwyg]

yes of course, mr patrick. we are both stupid and naive and do illegal unauthorized things, plastered over the public forum of the internets. therefore we need the protective guidance of her majesty queen princess mark, the patron saint of guardians for non-thinking forum members.

[badamj2000]

OMG faff :)!

[wysiwyg]

OMG faff :)!

i like your attitude, badass! :D way cooler, way cooler! :cool:

[badamj2000]

Mark_ means well but is a bit of closet -fascist Bless.

[bobbyandmimmi]

something that may not suprise you on ss are the people.... you pretty much get used to them and figure out if they are making a joke or being serious :p

[qazwsx]

I think French men are really really hot.

[TheOldie]

I think French men are really really hot.

its the language.

When I hear some guy speaking french or english with the french accent my pants hit the floor.

[wysiwyg]

bonjour! comment allez-vous? ;)

[TheOldie]

bonjour! comment allez-vous? ;)

dumb arse

thats typing and doesnt do a thing for me !

[qazwsx]

I don't speak French, so they might be calling me all sorts of nasty things and I'd still swoon.

[TheOldie]

bonjour! comment allez-vous? ;)

sucer ma bite jeune garçon en bas :D

[shazzboy]

Meh Frogs are nothing special, usually a bunch of cowards.

Now give me a German! Gotta love that cold and ruthless persona....

[wysiwyg]

sucer ma bite jeune garçon en bas :D

how wude!

[brodie]

im not popular at school though i dont supose thats a surprise to anyone

[shazzboy]

You can always burn it down(listen to the Leprechaun.....he wants to help you......)

[weathervain]

im not popular at school though i dont supose thats a surprise to anyone

Well you wouldn't find the time to be on here if you were

[Fahed]

im not popular at school though i dont supose thats a surprise to anyone

I'm surprised. You seem pretty awesome to me.

[MrAsh]

I think French men are really really hot.

French men with the darker features are the hottest! OH LA LA!!! VIVA LA FRANCE! (Sorry I just love the French).

[MrAsh]

sucer ma bite jeune garçon en bas :D

That is just foul!

[MrAsh]

im not popular at school though i dont supose thats a surprise to anyone

Cool people are never popular at school! ;)

[local_warming]

**Shakes head** You're a down right sleaze Brett.

and your a humorless twat

[wysiwyg]

and your a humorless twat

LW, I didn't realize they have internet in the outback? do you think the national broadband network is a scam?

[local_warming]

LW, I didn't realize they have internet in the outback? do you think the national broadband network is a scam?

well its not the "outback" as such. the town is located in the outback i spose, but the town has nearly 4000 people, and it quite a large center for the region. the daily qantas link jet that i flew from brisbane to longreach on, had 3 times as many seats as the qantas link jet that flys from sydney to wagga, and wagga has 65000 people

[badamj2000]

OMG what are the manz like are they all inviting you to there home for drunken pool parties?

[wysiwyg]

I can only guess it's hard to find a one night stand fuckee in that rural area. but that's the compromise, he gets to live in an oven.

[Fahed]

well its not the "outback" as such. the town is located in the outback i spose, but the town has nearly 4000 people, and it quite a large center for the region. the daily qantas link jet that i flew from brisbane to longreach on, had 3 times as many seats as the qantas link jet that flys from sydney to wagga, and wagga has 65000 people

Were the seats occupied? Or is this just a measure of Qantas' incompetence?

[local_warming]

OMG what are the manz like are they all inviting you to there home for drunken pool parties?

its kinda weird. up here where it get majorly hot. everyone just seems to rely on aircon to keep cool, rather than a body of water in a pool/lake/river, which is shame. because spending the day on/by the water is kickarse fun

[local_warming]

Were the seats occupied? Or is this just a measure of Qantas' incompetence?

nope. it was full. i struck it lucky on the sydney to brisbane flight, and got to sit by myself. no chance of that on the brisbane to longreach flight

[local_warming]

I can only guess it's hard to find a one night stand fuckee in that rural area. but that's the compromise, he gets to live in an oven.

yep - its a trade off im more than happy with. besides the lack-of-action thing is something that can be rectified with a weekend in brisbane/GC/townsville

[local_warming]

do you think the national broadband network is a scam?

stephen conroy is an empire-builder

[MrAsh]

and your a humorless twat

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_likk9lJ6gw1qan58do1_500.gif

Let's dance to that! :cool:

[Fahed]

nope. it was full. i struck it lucky on the sydney to brisbane flight, and got to sit by myself. no chance of that on the brisbane to longreach flight

hmm this captured my interest momentarily so I looked it up.

There are more ways to get to Wagga Wagga from Sydney than from Brisbane to Longreach. Countrylink provides Sydney - Wagga Wagga services, whereas to take the train from Brisbane to Longreach you need to take some Spirit of Origin train which only departs twice a week and costs at least as much as the flight (which incidentally takes about 22 hours less). Also, the driving distance is less than half between Sydney and Wagga Wagga compared to Brisbane and Longreach.

Am I sad for having looked this up?

[Fahed]

^ I just realised what thread I posted this in. My cool reputation is in tatters :p.

[sesame]

Alpha, u didnt ruin ur librarian reputation. :rolleyes:

[Fahed]

Alpha, ...

Oh I'm Alpha now? We've moved from Arabic into Greek. Are you saying I'm dominating? Is that it? Huh? Is that what you're saying? Ooohh I could squash you like a bug :p.

[sesame]

Oh I'm Alpha now? We've moved from Arabic into Greek. Are you saying I'm dominating? Is that it? Huh? Is that what you're saying? Ooohh I could squash you like a bug :p.

Mark_ help me! Alphahed wanna squash me!!!

[mark_]

^ you need a good slap across the face!
Though I'm noticing your different personae have slightly different personalities
I suppose that's useful when you have two of them talking with each other to keep a thread going. Fahed told the correct name for this disorder. I only remember the old name of schizophrenic. It's certainly deceitful. :(

[sesame]

I dont understand you grumpy old man! :( Is that for degree holders only?

[Iratei]

Multiple Personality Disorder?

[sesame]

huh? wot u trying to say? i have a twin me? :eek: idiots! :p

[Iratei]

Nah i'm trying to say ty jestes guptas

[Fahed]

Nah i'm trying to say ty jestes guptas

Should that be gluptas? I don't speak Polish, but Google Translate insists :).

[badamj2000]

OMG are they all picking on you again peter, I mean wizzy, I mean sesame etc? They must not understand your experiment / grand design? Do you?

What does "ty jestes guptas" mean?

I may not be wearing nay pants.

[Anthony Mahera]

I'm into UFC (after last night)

I LOVE DAT SHIT! :)

[Anthony Mahera]

I'm actually a really nice and polite guy in the real world even though I come across as some egotistical jerk online.

I have contempt for people who don't use thier brain or who are just plain stupid.

[badamj2000]

I have intense moods ...

[Anthony Mahera]

I think I might be into leather :o especially seeing those inquisition photos LOL

[bobbyandmimmi]

most of what you see on here of me is real, In real life I am very optermistic, I say and do the most random things. I am always up for going shopping and live for parties, I used to love going on the internet and watching movies... but now I am more into actully talking to people and having fun. going on bikes and going walkabout. :)

[Light-Bearer]

I joined twitter and apparently I am good at it.

the shame!

[marky markywicz]

I joined twitter and apparently I am good at it.

the shame!

You disappoint me :(
Twitter borded me shitless.
I no longer update my timeline thingy.

[Light-Bearer]

You disappoint me :(
Twitter borded me shitless.
I no longer update my timeline thingy.

Isn't that what this thread is about?

[bobbyandmimmi]

you just went too low lb lower then me and I french kissed a fish for god sake :p

[Light-Bearer]

I aim to please and spread mental disease

[badamj2000]

Fair enough. I accept you all.
It is possible that I may spend a little too much time on social networking sites.

[MrAsh]

I joined twitter and apparently I am good at it.

the shame!

You're very good at it! Getting better than Jack Mackenroth! :D

[sesame]

r u his follower? i luv twitter :)

[MrAsh]

I think I might be into leather :o especially seeing those inquisition photos LOL

There was only one hot guy in those photos and the rest were dilettantes! The event looked very pastiche!

Anthony if you want to see real leather men, go down to Melbourne.

[MrAsh]

r u his follower? i luv twitter :)

Yes I follow LB and JM! I love twitter too!

[MrAsh]

I keep staring at the feet of tall men who wear thongs. It's the size that fascinates me.

[sesame]

whose JM???

[bobbyandmimmi]

I have big feet :)

[qazwsx]

hmm this captured my interest momentarily so I looked it up.

There are more ways to get to Wagga Wagga from Sydney than from Brisbane to Longreach. Countrylink provides Sydney - Wagga Wagga services, whereas to take the train from Brisbane to Longreach you need to take some Spirit of Origin train which only departs twice a week and costs at least as much as the flight (which incidentally takes about 22 hours less). Also, the driving distance is less than half between Sydney and Wagga Wagga compared to Brisbane and Longreach.

Am I sad for having looked this up?

I love public transport.

I suppose this would damage what little (or no) reputation I have.

[Anthony Mahera]

There was only one hot guy in those photos and the rest were dilettantes! The event looked very pastiche!

Anthony if you want to see real leather men, go down to Melbourne.

Oh no no, not the men, just the leather accessories :)

[badamj2000]

Shrieks of silence - bliss

[flounder]

I have big feet :)

Me too 13.

[Phazz]

15 here

[TheOldie]

Fuck you lot have real clod hoppers.

8 sometimes 8.5.

[mark_]

12 inches = one foot.

so 13, 14 and 15 is fine by me.

[Iratei]

Should that be gluptas? I don't speak Polish, but Google Translate insists :).

well it's a letter not in the english alphabet

[Anthony Mahera]

I'm a size 11.5 :)

[bobbyandmimmi]

I am only 11 1/2 damn you guys have bigger feet but an interesting fact with people who have big feet, they also have great balance I have good balance

[bobbyandmimmi]

anthony you are scaring me lol

[Anthony Mahera]

LOL :p

[Grumpy]

Fuck you lot have real clod hoppers.

8 sometimes 8.5.

We have what is called dainty feet Oldie. I'm a 7.5 to 8" (down below and feet)...:D

[Grumpy]

I think I might be into leather :o especially seeing those inquisition photos LOL

OMG the photo on SAMESAME homepage of Inquisition party is my nextdoor neighbour and his bf.

[Fahed]

well it's a letter not in the english alphabet

you mean the lu sound? Hmm, very interesting.

[MrAsh]

OMG the photo on SAMESAME homepage of Inquisition party is my nextdoor neighbour and his bf.

Your neighbour isn't the naked barber is he?

[badamj2000]

Is this a "pissing contest" gentlemen? Fair enough .

I think the naked barber is dishy.

[sesame]

i may have a crush on badamj :eek:

[Doolander]

Your neighbour isn't the naked barber is he?

Haha I actually know the Naked Barber....

[Grumpy]

Your neighbour isn't the naked barber is he?

No the two guys in Inquisition pic on SS Homepage.

[MrAsh]

Haha I actually know the Naked Barber....

Don't tell me you go to him when you're in Sydney Doolander?

[MrAsh]

No the two guys in Inquisition pic on SS Homepage.

Well your neighbour on the left is really hot! :)

[badamj2000]

i may have a crush on badamj :eek:
Oh Sesame, I had no idea?!

[badamj2000]

Haha I actually know the Naked Barber....
He nay have done my hair, when I had some.

[sesame]

Oh Sesame, I had no idea?!

It damages my reputation.

[badamj2000]

Im sorry, but which reputation would that be? :)

[sesame]

Im sorry, but which reputation would that be? :)

my clean fresh unblemished reputation.

[badamj2000]

Oh that one? Im looking forward to meeting him.

[badamj2000]

I may have won lotto and have a big dick.

[sesame]

I may have won lotto and have a big dick.

I love u badamj! ;)

[badamj2000]

I know!

[sesame]

how much did u win? :)

[wysi]

someone hijacked the title of this thread

[badamj2000]

This thread has so much potential....

[punxsutawney phil]

if only it had a better name. y'know, something snappier, less website specific even...

[dreadcircus]

I religiously watch WWE and TNA wrestling with my misus each week. We even went and saw wwe live last year and then went to a TNA VIP party in Darling Harbour to meet world champ Bobby Roode and he let me hold the actual world title lol

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/dreadcircus/c71c12fc.jpg

[MrAsh]

I religiously watch WWE and TNA wrestling with my misus each week. We even went and saw wwe live last year and then went to a TNA VIP party in Darling Harbour to meet world champ Bobby Roode and he let me hold the actual world title lol

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/dreadcircus/c71c12fc.jpg

Dreadcircus, along with LightBearer and Husky-D you are the coolest SameSamer in my opinion.

[bascia2]

I love short men (but I am 6'4").

Do I have a reputation?

[Lazzarus]

I love short men (but I am 6'4").

Do I have a reputation?

I love tall men and I definitely have a reputation ;)

[badamj2000]

Dreadcircus, along with LightBearer and Husky-D you are the coolest SameSamer in my opinion.

Oh Ash, back on your meds this instant dear :)
Everyone knows that I'm the fairest in the land..

[badamj2000]

I religiously watch WWE and TNA wrestling with my misus each week. We even went and saw wwe live last year and then went to a TNA VIP party in Darling Harbour to meet world champ Bobby Roode and he let me hold the actual world title lol

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/dreadcircus/c71c12fc.jpg

OMG Mr Roode is dishy without his mullet. I'd talk to him.

[mervotron]

I own a sex doll.

[badamj2000]

Oh Pervotron! What kind of doll is it? Do you sanitise it regularly?

[mervotron]

I don't use it. I just bought it for the novelty. It's a Dirrty Christina doll. It was either that or the "It's Britney Bitch" doll.

http://www.naughty.com/news/Celebrity_Sex_Dolls/Sex_Dolls_Photos/images/Celebrity_Sex_Dolls_Christina_Aguilera_Dirty_Doll_ photography.jpg

[badamj2000]

Im not sure I approve. I assume it is intended to be ironic. Charming :)

[mervotron]

It was for the irony purpose yes. I took into work and blew it up and put it on my bosses chair. Good laugh all around.

[Virgindirk]

It was for the irony purpose yes. I took into work and blew it up and put it on my bosses chair. Good laugh all around.

yeah right..... and im the pope.

[mervotron]

I don't need to convince you that I've never used the thing. That's up to you.

[badamj2000]

Whom am I to judge....? :)

Wouldn't that constitute sexual harassment at work? Just asking

[MrAsh]

It was for the irony purpose yes. I took into work and blew it up and put it on my bosses chair. Good laugh all around.

Umm wouldn't the doll be way larger than you? It would be hilarious seeing you carry it around! :D

[Grumpy]

I don't use it. I just bought it for the novelty. It's a Dirrty Christina doll. It was either that or the "It's Britney Bitch" doll.

http://www.naughty.com/news/Celebrity_Sex_Dolls/Sex_Dolls_Photos/images/Celebrity_Sex_Dolls_Christina_Aguilera_Dirty_Doll_ photography.jpg

I thought you were gunna say it was an Ernesto Doll.....:D

One root and ya chuck it in the garbage......:eek::eek:

[wysi]

I religiously watch WWE and TNA wrestling with my misus each week. We even went and saw wwe live last year and then went to a TNA VIP party in Darling Harbour to meet world champ Bobby Roode and he let me hold the actual world title lol

do you like UFC as well?

[wysi]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kyOZIwkNQdM/TGMWRuwz9jI/AAAAAAAAAIU/potkMXBAjQg/s1600/quotation+marks.jpg
I was out partying tonight with my best mate and this guy that I really fancy.

Anyway, I was down in the john and I saw this guy that I've locked gaze with a few times over the last few years.
I knew I'd never get together with him because I love words and he's deaf mute. But anyway we had a short interlude with my dick which was as long as the width of his palm. His dick wasn't as long but it was still good. :p
http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/italy.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/07/Right-quotation-mark.jpg

- Pat Grimshaw

[twoten85]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kyOZIwkNQdM/TGMWRuwz9jI/AAAAAAAAAIU/potkMXBAjQg/s1600/quotation+marks.jpg
I was out partying tonight with my best mate and this guy that I really fancy.

Anyway, I was down in the john and I saw this guy that I've locked gaze with a few times over the last few years.
I knew I'd never get together with him because I love words and he's deaf mute. But anyway we had a short interlude with my dick which was as long as the width of his palm. His dick wasn't as long but it was still good. :p
http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/italy.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/07/Right-quotation-mark.jpg

- Pat Grimshaw

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[badtrany]

3 years ago I let my best friends 16yr old brother fuck me for his birthday.

[twoten85]

3 years ago I let my best friends 16yr old brother fuck me for his birthday.

OMG, did you best friend find out :O

[badtrany]

she pimped me out to him

[Marko]

Lol

[twoten85]

Well one of the worst things i've done, When I was living in England I had this guy I worked with who was really cute and straight and his g/f who I had befriended prior to working there apparently treated him like crap...so one day i was leaving work and he asked me what I was up to and i said not much and I went back to his place and he proceeded to jump on me... kinda did the deed and she came home a few hours later and life went on like it never happened, in the back of my mind tho i felt bad for her....they broke up about 3 months later....he is now married with a kid I think.

I didn't have a guilty conscience at the time, however after a short period of time and still hanging out with them like nothing happened was kinda awkward :S

[badtrany]

Im a very bad bad bad badtrany

[badtrany]

Well one of the worst things i've done, When I was living in England I had this guy I worked with who was really cute and straight and his g/f who I had befriended prior to working there apparently treated him like crap...so one day i was leaving work and he asked me what I was up to and i said not much and I went back to his place and he proceeded to jump on me... kinda did the deed and she came home a few hours later and life went on like it never happened, in the back of my mind tho i felt bad for her....they broke up about 3 months later....he is now married with a kid I think.

I didn't have a guilty conscience at the time, however after a short period of time and still hanging out with them like nothing happened was kinda awkward :S

Ive done the home wrecking ho bit once while his wife was in bed asleep and we went for it on the couch. We had an afair for a year.

[ducknroll]

I have read the entire Twilight series and enjoyed it. That being said, i do realise that Stephanie Meyers cant write for shit.

[Marko]

I really don't have anything bad to admit about myself.

[badtrany]

I really don't have anything bad to admit about myself.

spend a night or 2 with me Ill change that;)

[Marko]

Lmfao Bad, why do I get the feeling we'd get along like a house on fire in real life?

[badtrany]

and leave about as much damage in our wake.

[Marko]

Hahaha fuckin oath! ;]

[badtrany]

when a teenager I was known as bad news jr

[wysi]

I have a crush on Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!

http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/3D%20Smileys/3D%20Emotion%20Smileys/faint.gif

http://thetomcruise.com/gallery/2007/2/9/Tom_Cruise_in_young_age_4AELX2.jpghttp://www.celebrity9.com/img/tom-cruise/tom-cruise-1.jpg

I actually had a crush on him when I was in high school. :o

[Husky-D]

Now I feel bad for having nothing to add here lol. I've always kept my reputation clean and clear...

[MrAsh]

Now I feel bad for having nothing to add here lol. I've always kept my reputation clean and clear...

That's not what I've been hearing. Once you get a preppy U.S. college boy alone, you're one very naughty bad puppy! ;) :p :D

[Virgindirk]

When I was 16 and working in a fast food chain I spat in a guys burger while it was being made in the back kitchen.

[Husky-D]

That's not what I've been hearing. Once you get a preppy U.S. college boy alone, you're one very naughty bad puppy! ;) :p :D

Not sure about what you've been hearing lol

...but this sounds a bit like me :p

[MrAsh]

OK, I have to be honest. I have only been with two blonde guys where I have not either dry reached, gagged or actually vomited when I've had sexual interaction with them. :o

I still remember the dates of these incident free blonde interactions. One was in April 2004 and the other in first week of January 2009.

[Husky-D]

Uh why? lol

Never thought about it but now that you mentioned it... all the guys that I've slept with so far... have been blonde :o

*facepalm

[MrAsh]

Uh why? lol

Never thought about it but now that you mentioned it... all the guys that I've slept with so far... have been blonde :o

*facepalm

I have no idea. It's one of those strange things in life. Yet now I've thought about it, the two blonde guys I was fine with could easily been mistaken as being guys from the U.S. :o

[TheOldie]

Ive done the home wrecking ho bit once while his wife was in bed asleep and we went for it on the couch. We had an afair for a year.

hahahahahahaaa

I used to babysit for a friend. Was about 17-18 and the husband would come home bitching she was out with the
boyf and you know at 17 you just have those urges, so I kinda teased him. Ended up in bed and got my first fuck.
That went on for about a year.

Oh and the part my friends like, after the husband fucked me , I went back to my bedroom I shared with their
16yr old son and fucked him.

I blame those urges.............at that age you dont think about any consequences........its all about the cock.

[TheOldie]

When I was 16 and working in a fast food chain I spat in a guys burger while it was being made in the back kitchen.

a casual job I had - as an Usher - the candy bar staff - well the young guys - was that you Totka :)
actually I remember who it was.

Anyway when making choc tops if one fell on the floor they picked it up, coated it in chocolate and then put it aside.

Next smart arse mouthing off got the choc top.

Never ever abuse chefs/staff who are serving you. Do it after the meal !

[Dsquare]

hahahahahahaaa

I used to babysit for a friend. Was about 17-18 and the husband would come home bitching she was out with the
boyf and you know at 17 you just have those urges, so I kinda teased him. Ended up in bed and got my first fuck.
That went on for about a year.

Oh and the part my friends like, after the husband fucked me , I went back to my bedroom I shared with their
16yr old son and fucked him.

I blame those urges.............at that age you dont think about any consequences........its all about the cock.

Shame you're not bi. You could have done the wife too and collected the whole set.

[badamj2000]

do you like UFC as well?

is that like KFC?

[badamj2000]

I thought you were gunna say it was an Ernesto Doll.....:D

One root and ya chuck it in the garbage......:eek::eek:

OMG, how harsh, yet fair.

[badamj2000]

3 years ago I let my best friends 16yr old brother fuck me for his birthday.

Eww - soo classy!!

[badamj2000]

I have read the entire Twilight series and enjoyed it. That being said, i do realise that Stephanie Meyers cant write for shit.

I cant abide this whole 'Vampire/ teen sex genre' fad. But I admire your honesty and objectivity...

[badamj2000]

Lmfao Bad, why do I get the feeling we'd get along like a house on fire in real life?

I could imagine Bad Tranny may have burnt down a few houses in her time, as well as wrecked a few , bless

[Marko]

I could imagine Bad Tranny may have burnt down a few houses in her time, as well as wrecked a few , bless

Even still gotta admire that girls spirit Badam! ;]

[badamj2000]

If only she could use her super powers for good :)

[sneakos]

Bad Tranny may have burnt down a few houses in her time

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/130/disaster-girl.jpg

[flounder]

when a teenager I was known as bad news jr

Haha Baddy, as a teenager I was known as hung like a jack donkey. :eek:

[badamj2000]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/130/disaster-girl.jpg

So much like Carrie, bless

[badamj2000]

Haha Baddy, as a teenager I was known as hung like a jack donkey. :eek:

You are your alleged big dick. Tsk

[sneakos]

Haha Baddy, as a teenager I was known as hung like a jack donkey. :eek:

^^^ called tripod???

and not cos u were good @ science :D

[badamj2000]

Ask yourselves if your penises have in actual been your respective ruinations? Tsk

[Marc]

Yesterday I went to Subway sauna, was wanking in the porn room with this really hot South African guy, he got up when some aged person came in, so I followed him. Part way around the maze he asked if wanted to f*ck him and I replied of course. We both went to the spa. I hate spas but jumped in with him anyway. While feeling each other up he then told me he was a top....usual excuse for "I'm just not into you" , while he was eying up another guy over my shoulder. I liked the guy behind me too so swept over to him. His eyes were closed at the time so when I grabbed his leg he was startled. We chatted a bit, then I introduced the South African guy. STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE! Five minutes later they were gone. 30 minutes later the South African guy came back to tell me how fecking hot this other guy was and thanked me! Go figure. Others in the spa suggested I pimp them out too.....since most guys just wonder with their eyes but never actually do anything.

[badamj2000]

Im sorry but I find the whole episode quite sordid and sad really:)
Where can I meet a nice hot man?

[Marc]

You can't find a nice hot man! Most are have a competition between their head and their penis, deciding which rules their behavior. I was looking for a really nice, easy on the eye, wonderful spirited person too. I've given up. Fleshjack is boring, I'd rather masterbate with a real receptacle, and the sauna has plenty of willing participants.

[flounder]

You can't find a nice hot man! Most are have a competition between their head and their penis, deciding which rules their behavior. I was looking for a really nice, easy on the eye, wonderful spirited person too. I've given up. Fleshjack is boring, I'd rather masterbate with a real receptacle, and the sauna has plenty of willing participants.

Thats a shocker of a story Marc, Im shallower than an Alice Springs bird bath but thats a cunt act doing the Im a top shit .

[moose6969]

I actually had a crush on him when I was in high school. :o

Hey wysi, I had a crush on Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, when I was at school too, and still do, as well as Leonardo Dicaprio, Ryan Phillipe, Christopher Atkins, in Blue Lagoon:D

[badamj2000]

You can't find a nice hot man! Most are have a competition between their head and their penis, deciding which rules their behavior. I was looking for a really nice, easy on the eye, wonderful spirited person too. I've given up. Fleshjack is boring, I'd rather masterbate with a real receptacle, and the sauna has plenty of willing participants.

Marko, you make it all sound so romantic and enticing:)

[badamj2000]

Thats a shocker of a story Marc, Im shallower than an Alice Springs bird bath but thats a cunt act doing the Im a top shit .

Language!!!!!!

[Marc]

Thats a shocker of a story Marc, Im shallower than an Alice Springs bird bath but thats a cunt act doing the Im a top shit .

I know it's a shocker! I'm shocked myself. But, and I'm being honest here instead of merely taking the piss, I'm so fucking tired of fucking poofs! Tired of the superficiality, tired of ageism, tired of some pontificating about relationships, monogamy, marriage, and primarily for myself trying to maintain a level of integrity that might be attractive to others of the same mind. I've been doing this a few years and it's a monumental fail.

I know when to admit defeat. In that defeat I can either totally withdraw-done that before- or join em as they say.

[flounder]

Language!!!!!!

Yes bra boy its language...........and your point is?

[flounder]

I know it's a shocker! I'm shocked myself. But, and I'm being honest here instead of merely taking the piss, I'm so fucking tired of fucking poofs! Tired of the superficiality, tired of ageism, tired of some pontificating about relationships, monogamy, marriage, and primarily for myself trying to maintain a level of integrity that might be attractive to others of the same mind. I've been doing this a few years and it's a monumental fail.

I know when to admit defeat. In that defeat I can either totally withdraw-done that before- or join em as they say.

I can only imagine having skirted around the edges when I was younger. Thats the one thing Ive really come to understand from being on this site and not having any gay friends apart from here is that there are soooo many decent guys all just looking for some hint of a long term relationship, a regular squeeze, someone to come home to of a night.

I used to think I was lucky, Ive never had the slightest inclination to have any relationship with guys, no emotion at all. As I get a little older and wiser I think I got that fucking wrong too, saddest thing for me is who I actually learned that lesson from. :rolleyes:

[Marc]

I can only imagine having skirted around the edges when I was younger. Thats the one thing Ive really come to understand from being on this site and not having any gay friends apart from here is that there are soooo many decent guys all just looking for some hint of a long term relationship, a regular squeeze, someone to come home to of a night.

I used to think I was lucky, Ive never had the slightest inclination to have any relationship with guys, no emotion at all. As I get a little older and wiser I think I got that fucking wrong too, saddest thing for me is who I actually learned that lesson from. :rolleyes:

Totally agree, with one codicil:those decent guys still want a guy who is what I call 'universally attractive'. I.E. someone who not only floats their boat, but someone who they're proud to show they're with when visiting family, friends, and the occasional visit to the club. Added to that I am also guilty of this. If I could find a really nice 35-40 year old with the body and looks of Taylor Launtner, you wouldn't see me online EVER! Alas every, and mean every guy I've met has the same conditions.

Anyway, in the spirit of this post, to share my deepest feelings in a way that can and probably will surprise or damage my reputation....if I even had one.... I impetuously threw it in their.

[badamj2000]

Yes bra boy its language...........and your point is?

I have no point. Must I have a point? Points tend to be so pointy.

[badamj2000]

I can only imagine having skirted around the edges when I was younger. Thats the one thing Ive really come to understand from being on this site and not having any gay friends apart from here is that there are soooo many decent guys all just looking for some hint of a long term relationship, a regular squeeze, someone to come home to of a night.

I used to think I was lucky, Ive never had the slightest inclination to have any relationship with guys, no emotion at all. As I get a little older and wiser I think I got that fucking wrong too, saddest thing for me is who I actually learned that lesson from. :rolleyes:

Can one ever teach an old dog new tricks?

[sneakos]

If I could find a really nice 35-40 year old with the body and looks of Taylor Launtner, you wouldn't see me online EVER! Alas every, and mean every guy I've met has the same conditions

and therein lies th problem

this guy ^^^^ doesnt exist - only in fantasy (some would argue perpetuated by media and th gay culture itself) :(

[Husky-D]

I really like Taylor Swift.

[wysi]

and therein lies th problem

this guy ^^^^ doesnt exist - only in fantasy (some would argue perpetuated by media and th gay culture itself) :(

are you saying people like me don't exist? :eek: :p :cool:

[badamj2000]

I am speechless and beyond reproach and shit.

[sneakos]

are you saying people like me don't exist? :eek: :p :cool:

oh there are so very many places i could go with this

but shameless is about to start so i wont

[badamj2000]

Wysi is NOT real...just saying

[Marko]

oh there are so very many places i could go with this

but shameless is about to start so i wont

I'd watch Shameless...but Q&A!!!!!

[wysi]

oh there are so very many places i could go with this

but shameless is about to start so i wont

:p :D

[Virgindirk]

I'd watch Shameless...but Q&A!!!!!

Im watching Q&A atm :D

[Marko]

Lol Actually umm I turned it over briefly to see that twink boy washing the car on SBS....I...may have not turned it back...yet! :P

[Marc]

and therein lies th problem

this guy ^^^^ doesnt exist - only in fantasy (some would argue perpetuated by media and th gay culture itself) :(

Agreed. FWIW, Im not really looking for an older clone of Talor Launtner. Just saying.

[sneakos]

I'd watch Shameless...but Q&A!!!!!

omg no brainer - has to be shameless

Lol Actually umm I turned it over briefly to see that twink boy washing the car on SBS....I...may have not turned it back...yet! :P

lol'ing :D

Agreed. FWIW, Im not really looking for an older clone of Talor Launtner. Just saying.

i guessed that much marc :)

[Marko]

I didn't wind up turning it back....cheers Sneakos...now I have something else on my mind lmfao.

[wysi]

when i was around 18 y/o i shat in a bus in my undies. i just couldn't control eat, the people around me smelled it and were like disgusted. i ran to the nearest toilet and had a cleanup to do. :eek:

[badamj2000]

oh there are so very many places i could go with this

but shameless is about to start so i wont

Shameless is all about incorrigible trashy British Houso peoples. I simply cant abide or relate nor must less approve of such 'entertainment du miserables'. Quite ghastly!

[badamj2000]

when i was around 18 y/o i shat in a bus in my undies. i just couldn't control eat, the people around me smelled it and were like disgusted. i ran to the nearest toilet and had a cleanup to do. :eek:

Yet you freely excrete in SS everyday? I think that must be some kind of gorgeous 'disconnect' happening in your fevered mind. Just saying :)

[sneakos]

incorrigible trashy British Houso peoples

mmmmmmmmm :D

trashy houso ppl

http://bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/drooling_homer.gif

[flounder]

Ask yourselves if your penises have in actual been your respective ruinations? Tsk

Ask him youself Im just the life support sysytem :eek:

[badamj2000]

Oh Flounder save your tough love for the back room :)

[badamj2000]

mmmmmmmmm :D

trashy houso ppl

http://bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/drooling_homer.gif

Oh Sneakos your are trashy trash, bless.

[badamj2000]

I'd watch Shameless...but Q&A!!!!!

One can always watch "Q n A" on ABC Iview and I think there are catch-ups for "Shameless" too. Just saying.

[Doolander]

Me too 13.

12 here...


Don't tell me you go to him when you're in Sydney Doolander?

No, friend of a friend actually.

[flounder]

12 here...




No, friend of a friend actually.

Thats quite a hoof Dooly good to see you. :)

[Mac31]

Love Q & A.
My confession...I can actually sing. Recorded a cd with a my god daughters mother once. But I can't sing in public because of nerves.

[badamj2000]

I was in my school quire along with all the other nerds and mummies boys :)

[badtrany]

I was the founding member of the science club at my high school.
I got suspended from high school 2yrs latter for having sex in the science club room.

[Anthony Mahera]

Anything with a vibrate function I have used as a sex toy, so don't ask to use my phone or play my playstation :eek:

[one aus man]

Anything with a vibrate function I have used as a sex toy, so don't ask to use my phone or play my playstation :eek:

:eek: do you wrap them in plastic before using?

[azulmelb]

Anything with a vibrate function I have used as a sex toy, so don't ask to use my phone or play my playstation :eek:

Nasty! :D