View Full Version : Straight prick teasers
3rd June 2007, 02:13 PM
Well today I am going to share with you a source of humiliation that I suffered today at brunch in Kiribilli.
There I was with two of my friends having a gay old time over bacon and eggs when I notice this really handsome guy at the next table staring at me unashamedly. I look back a little more cautiously, thinking to myself that he must be a straight guy with his straight mates. After a little while his two friends and he get up to go out, but as he leaves he turns around and blows me a kiss - very boldly and visibly in front of the whole cafe.
Anyway, both my friends see this and force me to follow him and ask for his number. I walk out of the cafe, down the street and round the corner. There he is with his two friends. I go up to him and I say "Hi, what's your number?" to which he replied in an extremely bogun accent "What do you want my number for?" to which I answered "Well, you were staring at me for the whole of breakfast and then you blew me a kiss. It's not the sort of thing people are used to doing everyday. I thought maybe you would be interested in more than just flirting". He simply walked away looking annoyed. By that stage I was pretty convinced that he was straight and was just simply teasing a boy who probably knew was gay (from our conversation). Perhaps I was too forward. May be I should have just left it at accepting his kiss as a happy memory. Has anyone else had a similar experience with a straight prick tease?
4th June 2007, 09:12 AM
Hmmm... I for one, regardless of how it turned out, think you should be applauded for being bold enough to go up to someone like that. that's the kind of attitude that will get you far in this world! so i say don't feel ashamed, feel strong and proud.
4th June 2007, 10:54 AM
Yeah, good on ya.
Pity you picked a wanker, but you never know til you try!
4th June 2007, 02:16 PM
Definite balls.. worth doing it.. maybe that tease will think twice about doing it again if he gets approached.. nice work!
5th June 2007, 01:36 PM
Nice effort to approach him, but from the sounds of things he sounds like a bit of a poser. Not to worry Brunhilde, His loss hey ! :)
9th June 2007, 11:01 AM
I think you were fortunate not to have the situation turn ugly...Prick teasers no matter their 'sway' are simply "PRICKS" minus the tease...I wouldn't waste your time on them...xxx
14th June 2007, 04:05 PM
You're brave, and I think he came off second best in this situation, he'll think twice next time he goes around acting like a dick head!
11th July 2007, 02:47 PM
some people deserve to be slapped - slapped hard. like the "snap out of it!" scene with cher in moonstruck.
16th July 2007, 09:00 AM
Just a little post-script to this one - I saw this guy again on Friday night/Saturday morning. There I was with the same group of friends plus a few others enjoying a nice greasy kebab on Oxford Street after spending about eight hours in Stonewall and there he was - with a girl who he appeared to be fairly friendly with. He was wearing the same jacket and had the same inane grin on his face.
16th July 2007, 11:39 AM
what a loser. hope the greasy kebab gives him heart disease... and the girl gives him herpes.
27th July 2007, 02:13 AM
Similar to other people in this thread, I think you should be "given a gold star" Brunhilde.
You sound like a reasonable person & what you did was quite within reason...but the guy in question flatters himself.
Couldn't he be mature enough to say "Oh, misunderstanding mate. I was just having a bit of fun with you, but no thanks". He wasn't even bright enough to take it as a compliment nor sensitive enough to put you at ease.
Star = 1, Dorkster = Big fat O
30th July 2007, 07:54 PM
I compleatly agree with what everyone says ... what you did took guts ... a hell of a lot more then what I've got ^_^. Don't worry eventually karma will come back to bite him.
1st August 2007, 06:35 PM
ahhh. parramatta memories. he was sitting next to his gf (who I presumed was his 'fag hag') when i asked for his number. felt like a total klutz. never again!!!
15th August 2007, 10:12 AM
i always tease the boys, its in my nature. i am such a pretty girl and all the boys wanna do me
15th August 2007, 11:00 AM
i have encountered the prick tease many times, but i would never have the balls to go up to them and ask for their number. i just think if they are a going to be a tease they really are a prick
23rd February 2008, 03:18 AM
I would take what happened to you as a compliment!
Ok, he may have been trying to tease you for fun sake, but he would not have targeted you unless there was some (hidden) interest.
25th February 2008, 12:07 PM
I have never experianced that before.............. but you've got balls to do that!
Me...............I like to be a prick tease straight girls. Chicks are forever playing games with straight guys so I sort of make it my mission to screw with there heads especially if I go to a straight bar or club. It's so much fun flirting with girls and my straight guy cousin (who usually comes out with us) as absolutly amazed how I can pick up chicks so easy. Its not hard for a gay man to hit on a girl but when it comes to picking up a guy I'm sort of shy and quiet. I suppose I have more to talk about with a girl then a guy. LOL. Plus girls appreciate good manners and complements (being a gentleman) where guys are just interested in getting into your pants most of the time.
I commend you for having the guts to approach the man. All I can say is that you might want to learn form your experiance/mistake, but hay..... next time could go in your favour, you never know.
26th February 2008, 08:37 AM
i seem to be able to get the interest of girls and straight guys as well - the girls are usually easily handled but the straight guys who flirt with the openly gay guy - soo annoying.
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