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[jackie87]

out of her

[Cheetah77]

gigantic nostrils and dripped down her chin into her hungry mouth. As she

[jackie87]

cleaned and vacuumed the bedrooms

[pinkyboisyd]

When Suddenly there appeared a large...

[Cheetah77]

walrus behind her, leapt up and pushed her to the floor as her dress flew up over her head. His gigantic

[jackie87]

lava lamp leaked all over the

[Tim D]

hessian rug floor and

[jackie87]

she decided to ring her aunt Connie who was a domestic Goddess and told him to take better care of his

[Tim D]

tax as it was coming up to end of financial year and he still hadn't

[jackie87]

filed his tax returns as he was planning to use the money to go to Croatia with

[pinkyboisyd]

a strange little hermit named "Georgie", whose favourite pass-time was to lie buck naked with his legs around his ears with a....

[jackie87]

bottle of wine and some proscuitto

[pinkyboisyd]

sticking out of his...

[Tim D]

denim cut-off jeans

[pinkyboisyd]

which he had embroided with the words...

[jackie87]

"Die Flasche steht auf dem Tisch"

[taylor-dayne]

"Die Flasche steht auf dem Tisch" - how the fuck am i meant to follow this with a word?

My body is aching to be

[jackie87]

covered

[Tim D]

with a hot pink

[Cheetah77]

unitard with foot hoops

[pinkyboisyd]

and an attachable...

[Tim D]

finger

[pinkyboisyd]

that was tattooed with a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt - which when detached it would make Jennifer...

[Cheetah77]

lose her head. (Anyway, back to the story).

Fuzzy bunny (or whatever his friggin name was) said "Thanks for the tip Auntie Connie", cleaned up the spill from the lava lamp, said "Adios" to Barba Streisand and ran out of Hot n Horny and jumped into the first cab he could see.

[Tim D]

The cab was painted hot pink with the words "This way to Mardi Gras" in silver glitter down the side. He couldn't believe his luck when he jumped into the taxi and saw that the driver was

[pinkyboisyd]

completley naked except for some well placed glitter and sequins...

[Cheetah77]

"Are you going to the party too, or are you just a one man welcoming party?" asked Fuzzy. "Both" said the Taxi man as he leant down and enveloped Fuzzy's carrot in his hot wet mouth.

[pinkyboisyd]

Afraid of getting caught in a sleazy taxi prono scene - fuzzy quickly wound down his window and....

[jackie87]

payed the windscreen wiper

[pinkyboisyd]

to pash it up with the taxi drive so he could....

[jackie87]

find the way to San Jose

[mnperrine]

upon

[pinkyboisyd]

the back of a giant

[Tim D]

who had a really, really, really, really, really, really small

[pinkyboisyd]

pony that he rode everywhere called...

[Tim D]

Big Boy

[pinkyboisyd]

(tim...i'm feeling a reoccuring theme?)


"ONWARD! TO SAN JOSE" Fuzzy Yelled to the giant from his seat on the giant's

[jackie87]

credit card

[Braxn]

which was one of those funny ones from Virgin with the rounded edge. Suddenly the giant...

[Thatguy]

asked how he could win the competition on same same for the best post of the day?

[pinkyboisyd]

Fuzzy slapped the giant in the face for being insolent...

[Cheetah77]

and then started kissing him passionately like someone in an episode of Bold and the Beautiful. As Fuzzy rubbed

[pinkyboisyd]

little bunny tail against the firm...

[Cheetah77]

giant's rock hard abs, he thought to himself "If this isn't

[pinkyboisyd]

going to hurt like hell i don't know what is!" Fuzzy said in reference to the giant's

[nae-porter]

large throbbing wet red

[pinkyboisyd]

slip and slide...

[honey-prawns]

strawberry flavoured

[Cheetah77]

love wand.

[pinkyboisyd]

Out of no-where exploded a brilliantly coloured...

[jackie87]

picture of Princess Anne smoking a joint and

[pinkyboisyd]

cutting a line with her...

[jackie87]

gigantic horse teeth

[fembots]

sharpened

[memechose]

with a file stolen from the corgi care kit

[Cheetah77]

Fuzzy said 'this will make a great Mardi Gras outfit" and using scissors and sello tape he found in the taxi's glovebox, he fashioned the picture into a mankini. As the Taxi pulled up outside the party, he gave the driver one last bunny kiss and bounded his way into the party.

[Tim D]

But before Fuzzy reached the front gate he was a stopped by

[pinkyboisyd]

Huge Boncer named Bruno who had an odd...

[Cheetah77]

facial tick. As he approached Fuzzy he said "Aren't you...

[pinkyboisyd]

going to show your Id??".. He said to Fuzzy as his facial tick...

[Cheetah77]

twisted his face into a semblance of the "Scream" mask.

[pinkyboisyd]

and then squawked like a Maccaw, before....

[robbie]

Fuzzy pulled out his I.D which was his license to..

[pinkyboisyd]

hump....

[Cheetah77]

said "Follow this you bitches", snapped his wallet shut and ran into the crowd.

[Tim D]

But the bouncer said "I'm not going to let this go without a fight" and

[Cheetah77]

raced after him, grabbing him hard on his tail and spinning him around like the lead in a bad english panto.

[pinkyboisyd]

Flabbergasted at this brutal attack on his tail Fuzzy reached for the closest...

[Cheetah77]

twink, pushed him at the big bad scary man and

[pinkyboisyd]

Hid behind a giant Muscle Mary's Thigh....

[Cheetah77]

The Muscle Mary felt Fuzzy's ear tickle the back of his leg and looked down. "You're a funny little fellow..."

[Braxn]

"... what big ears you have".