Add one word at a time to this story

[Tim D]

In the spirit of stream of consciousness and to add a literary flavour to the forums, add one word a time to this story and let's see where it goes. Oh boy, to get it rolling.

Once

[timmeyboy]

upon

[Christian Taylor]

a

[Tim D]

time (ok sorry for the corny start)

[infinity]

there

[taylor-dayne]

lived

[Tim D]

a

[taylor-dayne]

transgender

[timmeyboy]

bunny

[peeter]

who

[Tim D]

was

[robbie]

confused

[peeter]

with

[Tim D]

her

[timmeyboy]

large carrot

[Tim D]

so

[timmeyboy]

she

[Thecityguy]

got

[peeter]

hoppy and went and visited...

[timmeyboy]

her obgyn doctor

[peeter]

(full stop.) Fuzzy (the bunny) told her doc ... (sorry one word is just taking too long!)

[timmeyboy]

that the carrot had got stuck after

[burgjo]

an all night

[peeter]

session with his new

[peeter]

(not surprisingly this thread has ended in the gutter)

[robbie]

food processor

[burgjo]

and it's bonus attachments

[timmeyboy]

(fullstop)Fuzzy's doctor laughed and said...

[burgjo]

what the

[robbie]

hell were you thinking? You know carrots are best used

[burgjo]

as 2nd to zucchinis

[timmeyboy]

in casseroles!! Fuzzy looked ashamed but said: In My defence......

[burgjo]

i wasn't

[timmeyboy]

being rude, i just kind of hopped on and it...

[burgjo]

went

[fcukmy318i]

in the small and capabile hole

[Tim D]

it wasn't my fault, said Fuzzy, it was the fault of

[Meltite]

my nosey neighbour who

[meezon04]

watches me

[Cheetah77]

I simply had to give him a show

[burgjo]

but it

[timmeyboy]

turned out to be too big for......

[Tim D]

my neighbour so he knocked on my window and said

[GenesisInVain]

Care for some hot choc fudge?

[timmeyboy]

I said, yes but could you first.....

[burgjo]

help me move

[GenesisInVain]

my big banana lounge

[timmeyboy]

it's wedged in tight against the wall and I cant get my hands....

[Tim D]

around it fully, i noticed that you had large

[timmeyboy]

hands and wondered if they might be useful in opening

[Tim D]

this can of

[burgjo]

grease

[timmeyboy]

and just rub it on my

[Tim D]

sore foot, which I got by

[robbie]

(it's reading like a BAD porno! lol!)

[burgjo]

tripping in the garden collecting the carrots for...

[timmeyboy]

the casserole.
(HURRAH!!!!)like six degrees of kevin bacon

[burgjo]

Anyway...

[Aries Fairy]

"Why don't you come inside, dear neighbour, and..."

[Marcel]

in the juicer

[Christian Taylor]

insert your

[Tim D]

house key into the

[burgjo]

front

[timmeyboy]

of my big lock and if you give it a quick pull, it should come open into your hand.....

[burgjo]

although it often gets a bit stiff..

[timmeyboy]

you might have to wiggle it around a little

[burgjo]

in the hole

[Tim D]

to loosen it up, but if you

[timmeyboy]

pull really hard as well

[burgjo]

it may come away in your hand

[timmeyboy]

which should open it up nice adn wide, all ready for you to...

[Tim D]

put the key in the hole!

[Aries Fairy]

So Fuzzy put down the key and decided to go for a walk to

[Thatguy]

The shop, but on the way he ran into a group of

[burgjo]

leather

[timmeyboy]

bikers on moped scooters

[Tim D]

who yelled out

[burgjo]

hey carrot top

[Tim D]

why are you holding a key in your hand? Drop that and come over here and

[burgjo]

hop on my moped scooter and i'll

[timmeyboy]

take you for the ride of your life

[Tim D]

but before you do, you have to do just one thing for me.

[timmeyboy]

A snake bit me and now I have to have someone suck out the venom, the bite is on my....

[burgjo]

left armpit

[Tim D]

and it's a bit smelly

[Christian Taylor]

. Fuzzy recoiled in horror. "What kind of bunny do you take me for?" he said.

[timmeyboy]

the kind of bunny that has a gimp mask and a large double ender on www.fuzzyduck,com, now suck it

[Tim D]

"I'm sorry," said Fuzzy, "you must have me confused! But now that I think of it, I do have a twin...

[Cheetah77]

"Oh, a twin? I admit I do like some hot twin action every now and then. Is he close by?"

[burgjo]

and it won't take long

[timmeyboy]

he lives the other side of the valley, its about an hour away

[Cheetah77]

Well, you'd better take me there right away!" said the big leather biker.

[infinity]

Fuzzy jumped on the back of the biker's bike and they went up the street. They hadn't gone far when

[timmeyboy]

cuzzy, a pushing pimp from the lower east side of the valley shouted at fuzzy

[jadem77]

'Yo Fuzzy - where yo been manizzle? I've been using my digits to call yo on the celly...you no answer dawg"

[burgjo]

fuzzy replied........i was too busy

[Tim D]

dawg

[burgjo]

but is this where the story ends...

[Tim D]

Fuzzy thought until Cuzzy pulled out a

[Cheetah77]

big black double dong covered it in vegetable grease and promptly

[Tim D]

dropped it on the ground

[burgjo]

turned and

[Tim D]

slapped him in the face with it. "Oh my", said Fuzzy,

[Cheetah77]

that smarts! I haven't felt that much pain since

[Tim D]

my twin brother

[timmeyboy]

thre his large pastic cock-rel at my head and it hit me in the

[Tim D]

knee, and I couldn't walk for days, so instead I

[timmeyboy]

lay on my back and

[Tim D]

watched television, except for one day

[hotstuff]

when this guy came over

[timmeyboy]

my face

[Tim D]

(ha ha that made me laugh!)

[Tim D]

and it really hurt. "So anyway," said Fuzzy, "what have you been up to lately Cuzzy?"

[burgjo]

i just bought a new food processor said Cuzzy

[timmeyboy]

(ha ha that made me laugh!)

(I know, had to be done tho!!! hehehehe)

It's great for blending carrots and other long solid objects like

[Tim D]

celery

[timmeyboy]

Fuzzy promised to visit cuzzy again and test his processor out for his own but now had to get back on the bike and go to find his twin.
They hadn't gone far into the valley when

[Tim D]

they saw

[timmeyboy]

a large truck stop on their right
Pull over said Fuzzy, I need to wee,

ok said the trucker, I could do with going the cafe, I'm hungry, I fancy some buns.

[Tim D]

So Fuzzy and Cuzzy got out of the truck and went into the store.

[pinkyboisyd]

Only to be Launched upon by a Giant....

[Cheetah77]

Emu who said "I can run much faster than that bike of yours out there. Why don't you jump on and ride me?"

[Tim D]

"Ok," said Fuzzy, "but but before I do Mr Emu, you must tell me why you have such a large

[pinkyboisyd]

Vat of highly viscious cloudy liquid...

[taylor-dayne]

attached to the rear of your...

[ps - this is a terrifying insight into our collective psyche.]

[burgjo]

{i'm too scared of where this is going to play anymore!}

[burgjo]

back pack you are wearing

[timmeyboy]

this isn't a back pack, it's a louis vuiton spinal cord balancer bag, it cost $4,500
So there!!!

[Cheetah77]

and that cloudy viscous liquid is in fact your spinal fluid then? Well, that explains

[Aries Fairy]

why you have such a large hump

[Cheetah77]

your hump, your hump, your hump,
your hump, your hump, your lovely emu lump

[Tim D]

"Do you like Fergie?" asked Cuzzy

[timmeyboy]

The duchess?? She was always my favourite Royal.....

[Tim D]

"Well, she is my cousin, and I'm a member of the Royal family from

[pinkyboisyd]

South East Asia

[Tim D]

and my dad, The Queen, is on his way here

[pinkyboisyd]

to rape and pillage everyone due to the fact he...

[timmeyboy]

has some deep seeded childhood trauma which he needs to work through because

[pinkyboisyd]

it was causing him to have a stomach ulcer...

(ok i have to go work now)

[Tim D]

which resulted in his stomach

[pinkyboisyd]

filling with bright purple puss....

[Aries Fairy]

that exploded all over

[Tim D]

his brand new

[doodle_chaser]

dinosaur.

[Tim D]

"A dinosaur?" asked Fuzzy? "I thought they all

[burgjo]

were closeted

[hotstuff]

since the stone age

[Tim D]

"Oh no," said Cuzzy, "I've got a pet dinosaur called

[burgjo]

'drag'osaurus

[timmeyboy]

who's in counselling at the moment for

[Tim D]

being addicted to ice.

[Cheetah77]

Drag-osaurus just needs a great big

[Tim D]

hug. That's all he wants.

[timmeyboy]

Thats all any of us want - awwwwwww :-)

[Tim D]

So Cuzzy pack up his pet "drag-o-saurus" dinosaur and jumped on the back of the biker's bike and zoomed off down the street. All was going really well until

[hotstuff]

a really really really really really good looking

[burgjo]

green

[GenesisInVain]

eyed monster wearing a green leopard print coat arrived

[taylor-dayne]

singing liza minelli showtunes and smoking

[Cheetah77]

"Life is a Cabaret old chum!" she expounded as she

[GenesisInVain]

done up her zipper

[meezon04]

and adjusted her wig

[jackie87]

and took the 500 bus downtown to pick up her teacups with the hand-painted periwinkles from her safety deposit box in the Italian consul-general

[meezon04]

But she got there only to find the old man/woman/not-quite-sure behind the counter didn't order her the right thing! Instead she got

[pinkyboisyd]

a giant sparkling mother fucker of a .....

[meezon04]

Cher cardboard cut-out

[pinkyboisyd]

with real life hair and nipple tassles...

[Tim D]

that sang "do you believe in life after love?" every time she

[burgjo]

was stroked

[pinkyboisyd]

with a 10 by 4....

[taylor-dayne]

latex fist

[Tim D]

as long as it was covered in

[pinkyboisyd]

teletubbie custard.

[Tim D]

So she turned on the TV to the Teletubbies and

[pinkyboisyd]

discovered that the program had been axed and was replaced by the Mighty Morphin Power .......

[Aries Fairy]

Bottoms (soz I couldn't resist)

[Tim D]

who were all

[jackie87]

down at Cronulla to

[pinkyboisyd]

Celebrate the Launch of the Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms Convention.

[Tim D]

The Convention was held every year on the anniversary of

[pinkyboisyd]

Margaret Thatcher's Death

[jackie87]

after trying to make a comeback when Gordon Brown sat on her

[Tim D]

pet dinosaur who

[jackie87]

snorted an entire dining table length of cocaine while ripping up

[Tim D]

the latest issue of Cleo magazine and

[jackie87]

maxing out her Platinum American Express on

[Cheetah77]

tickets to see the latest Bindi Irwin show

[pinkyboisyd]

which although sucked major dog balls....

[Tim D]

wasn't as bad as

[jackie87]

the Milli Vanilli Reunion Concert which caused the audience to

[pinkyboisyd]

projectile vomit aqua coloured ....

[jackie87]

sparkling purple bits of

[pinkyboisyd]

minestrone soup

[jackie87]

. Around the corner came Whitney Houston with her

[pinkyboisyd]

crack pipe and posse in tow

[jackie87]

screaming "You can kiss my black ass!!" at

[Cheetah77]

George Michael. "Please Whitney!" he implored her... "Please, work with me again. We're both washed up, we need to work together for our big comeback!"

[Tim D]

"I will only work with you again George if you

[pinkyboisyd]

Star in a movie with Kevin Spacey called...

[Tim D]

Spaceyballs.

[Cheetah77]

"But I don't wanna be a movie star!" he cried.

[Jeez Tim, who knew this would go for so long?!]

[Tim D]

So Whitney turned on her heels, picked up her crack pipe and hit George in the

[jackie87]

scrotum with a pair of Gucci

[pinkyboisyd]

Raisnettes - whilst belting out a ballad called ...

[pinkyboisyd]

(I just re-read this entire thing.....whatever happened to Fuzzy?)

[Tim D]

(you made it all the way through! what's the general gist of it again? I've forgotten!)

[jackie87]

(doesn't matter, it's more postmodern if there are plot holes) "The Greatest Crackhead of all" dedicated to her ex-husband Bobby Brown who frequently beat her and

[Tim D]

caller her a

[pinkyboisyd]

(it was about a randy rabbit that stuck his appendage into appliances.....so far hes been out on the town, met his cousin, a biker, an emu and a dinosaur - who had a cher shaped nipple tasseled cut out and now we are currently re-living what someone watched on t.v...... its a good story when its down can we post it on the site....its quite funny)

[meezon04]

muff-diving...

[jackie87]

Christian fundamentalist who polishes Fred Nile's

[pinkyboisyd]

swollen red...

[jackie87]

Bible with

[pinkyboisyd]

glitter writing on it that said "Fred Nile's First...

[jackie87]

time with John Howard, Peter Debnam, David Clarke, Barry O'Farrell,

[pinkyboisyd]

....Which was a hearty/raunchy tale about how all four men popped Fred Nile's

[Tim D]

Viagra tablets

[pinkyboisyd]

and headed to their favourite night club called...

[Tim D]

Hot'N'Horny

[infinity]

where he proceeded to rub

[subwayray]

jelly

[pinkyboisyd]

into the waiter's silky white ...

[jackie87]

motorized scooter which showed he had a very

[Cheetah77]

short temper. He gathered his wits about him, thought to himself

[jackie87]

"Where are my keys" and made himself a butter

[Cheetah77]

sandwich, we was so very bland you see. As he was nibbling on his sandwich, he noticed a flicker of movement out of the corner of his eye.

[pinkyboisyd]

Turning to see what the flicker was he tripped and fell, spread-eagled onto a...

[subwayray]

pile of jucy carrots where he

[Tim D]

started to shove every single one

[pinkyboisyd]

into a giant vat of fermenting...

[Tim D]

rabbit urine

[pinkyboisyd]

which he found all a little unorthodox only because...

[meezon04]

the rabbit was still currently urinating at the time, therefore...

[pinkyboisyd]

would of had to have had such a huge bladder to fill up a vat so large and

[Tim D]

he was a very small rabbit, with a very small bladder. He did, however, have an enormous

[jackie87]

crush on Bindi Irwin whose mother is a

[Tim D]

crocodile with a fetish for

[meezon04]

Stingray wounds - (oooo too deep?) in the shape of

[kylierose]

crocodile tears and fancy young things in khaki

[Cheetah77]

shorts an great big egos. As the carrot/rabbit urine stew bubbled away, he hopped onto the Hot n Horny dancefloor as the DJ started pumping

[jackie87]

Barbra Streisand, as she made an appearance in a burqa complaining about the Iraq War and

[Cheetah77]

looking rather fetching in a diamante encrusted tiara. She waffled and sang and gave the Hot n Horny audience the time of their lives. As she was leaving the stage after her number, she leant down to Fuzzy and whispered in his ear.

[jackie87]

"Papa, can you hear me?" as Fuzzy slapped her in the face, "I disapprove of this!!" she yelled at him comparing him to George W. Bush, "I hope

[Tim D]

you die in your sleep tonight after

[Cheetah77]

everything you have put me through! Your selfish bunny ways have

[meezon04]

breeded TOO many other bunnies into this world! I'm gunna have to put a lock on your

[Cheetah77]

(i think the word is bred Meezono! :) )

arm - a judo lock! And with that, Barbra grabbed him and threw him over her shoulder.

[pinkyboisyd]

then started huff puffing with her gigantic nose... creating a tornado of...

[jackie87]

animal semen

[Braxn]

which oozed