The Survey Says

[lucille]

Okay, let's get some answers.

Voiceover:[I]Are you tired of searching the bars and chatrooms for your next lover? Do you spend time with someone new only to feel that time was wasted because you're incompatible? Well, those days are over! Complete this survey and you'll never be unsure again. Guaranteed to lead to a lifetime of happiness......

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by:

a) Size
b) Alphabetically by title
c) Alphabetically Artist/Director or Actor/Author
d) Genre or Theme

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?


[I]Disclaimer: SameSame and Lucille take no responsibility for the choices you make.

[atomic-teddy]

:D me thinks me compatible with a golf ball

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
The one played by lucy lu - she all manly, smart and serious yet flirtatious

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by:

d) Genre or Theme

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?

whatevers there realy

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?

i squeeze the side <.<

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?

my cupboard or wall

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?

Rest, bar brat, brats, rat, rats, star, stars, stab, stabs, tea, stress, brass, beat, beats, base, bases, best, ass, abs, are, tear
22

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?

sin, pin, pins, pen, pens, spin, spine, nip, nips, pine, pines, snipe
12

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
My man bag ^^

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
>.> no idea purchase/incidence - i guess maybe a situation where you have to buy something?

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
a hundred years from now - declare myself as over a hundred years young ^^

[drmoreau]

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
None of them. I fell asleep in the last movie of theirs.

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by:
(c) CDs - Piles. Loosely connected with artists clumped together.

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?
Top?

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?
It depends on how full it is. Why is this interesting again? :P

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?
Probably the blackness of having my eyes closed.

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?
Jugs, tits... I can't say I'm particularly interested in them. Let's just say 2 synonyms

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?
Cock, dick... The list goes on forever

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
My pants. I hate those dreams where you realise you're not wearing any in public!

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
Nothing. It's made up.
Oh okay. Errrr... A medical condition related to the chin and upper neck.

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
I'd go forward a few thousand years. Maybe we could find out whether global warming is actually happening. Also, I would avoid the potential paradoxes resulting from travel to the past.

[ap_bcd]

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
The blond one - 'cause blond's have more fun

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by:
CD's just ina box under the bed - everything's on the iPod
Books - however they fit
DVD's - Genre or Theme with 2 shelves alone of Gay (non Porn) movies

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?
The Top - Always the top - I'll change it if I have to

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?
The bottom, usually, when I'm paying attention

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?
My iPod as I put it away

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?
Breasts - Ugh please don't make me think about them

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?
Cock, prick, wanger, willie, rod

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
my phone - I keep waiting for someone to ring with a job offer

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
That's when you find something you've been looking to purchase for ages, on special, when actually looking at something else

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
Back about 20 years to buy Apple and Microsoft shares, then I could come back to now and be filthy rich

[pinkyboisyd]

. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?

The KICK-ASS sexy one - so i got all the lines and heaps of money...

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by:

a) Size
b) Alphabetically by title
c) Alphabetically Artist/Director or Actor/Author
d) Genre or Theme

e) By the order in which i watch them and can be assed putting them away

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?

Top

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?

Top - until its all just left in the bottom....

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?

The wall i guess.... should i be looking at something?.....actually the back of my eyelids.......i was once so drunk that the last thing i saw was leaving my house to go out......then i just woke up the next day...

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?

Boobs, titties, funbags, joy-pillows, humps, lumps, bumps, tits, sand-bags, jugs

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?

cock, dick, rod, spear, love-hammer, love-knife, love-sword, sword, totem poll, manhood, purple-helmet warrior

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?

Mobile - and wallet....in saying that i have lost both heaps of times.....some lucky kid has a free fake I.D.

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?

Perchincidence: When an incident occurs during a shopping purchase.

"When leaning over the counter to pay for her food - Mary's overly large breast became caught on the cash register - ripping it from the counter - causing a great PERCHINCIDENCE"

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?

I would travel back to the 1970's and put some money in a savings account so that i could come back and have heaps of CASHOLA.

[taylor-dayne]

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
Drew Barrymore - cos she's the oft overlooked beauty.

2. How do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections:

Books - it's all about size - working from biggest to smallest so they look good on the shelf. CD and DVDs are thrown in a pile in the closet - absolutely NO order there.

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?
Ummm... Doesn't this depend on how it's been put on the roll holder? I prefer it from the top, cos then you can use your hand to stop it at the most convenient perforation.

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?
Definitely from the bottom.

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?
The Golden Girls on DVD. Every. Single. Night. How many people can say they go to bed with three old ladies each night?

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?
norks, tits, jugs, melons, mammaries, headlights, meatbags, boobs...

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?
cock, meat, pecker, john thomas, wang, dick, rod, tubesteak...

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
my sense of humour. and my mobile phone. and keys.

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
perchincidence - and incident that happens by chance - a combination of the words - perchance and incidence.

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
I would stay exactly where I am. Life is getting better by the day and I don't want to miss it.

[GenesisInVain]

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
Lucy Lu's one...she's just funky!

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections, by: Alphabetical order (by title), that's the Neoclassicist in me.

a) Size
b) Alphabetically by title
c) Alphabetically Artist/Director or Actor/Author
d) Genre or Theme

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?
I don't really care...

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?
Top!!!

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?
My room ceiling!

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?
tits, juggers, melons, boobs

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?
cock, dick, stick, doodle, lollipop, candy, prick, yum?

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
Clothes...

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
Its an apocalyptic adverb that reinforces the Chaos theory

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
1989, year of my birth. To see my mother pop me out...didn't the Berlin Wall go down around that time too (I'd go see that).

[robbie]

1. If you were a Charlie's Angel, which one would you be and why?
Definitely Drew Barrymore... she inspired me to get a drug habit when I was 11. (jokes!)

2. Ho do you organise your CD/DVD/Book collections:
a) Size
b) Alphabetically by title
c) Alphabetically Artist/Director or Actor/Author
d) Genre or Theme

e) by the colour of their spine or sometimes by theme.

3. Do you prefer to pull the toilet paper from the top or the bottom of the roll?
Top

4. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the top or the bottom of the tube?
Bottom

5. What is the last thing you see before you fall asleep?
My eyelids

6. How many synonyms can you list for the word breasts?
gazungas...

7. How many synonyms can you list for the word penis?
lots

8. What is the one thing you never leave home without?
clothes too, lol..

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
two birds that land on a tree branch at the exact same time.

10. If you could go back or forward in time, to what year would you travel and why?
Whatever year Microsoft decided to go public and by a heap load of shares.

[taylor-dayne]

9. I made up this word today: perchincidence. What does it mean to you?
two birds that land on a tree branch at the exact same time.

definitely my favourite so far!