Happy Birthday Dear Johnny...

[Christian Taylor]

So it's little Johnny's birthday tomorrow. (http://www.samesame.com.au/news/local/1088/Little_Johnny_On_All_Fours)

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200507/r52598_141447.jpg

We're wondering, what would you get the man as a gift?

[mjm078]

eyebrow trim and a walking stick.....

[Tim D]

A retirement watch.

[Steven]

What does one get a homophobe that is hell bent on taking us back to the 50's and refuses to allow the legal recognition of same sex couples? A bomb immediately springs to mind - but guess that he will receive a few of those. How about a date with Julian Cleary or a "Leave it to Beaver" DVD - this would be his favourite program - set in the 50's AND American! Which makes me think, he may also appreciate a blow up George Bush doll - so he can lick its arse everyday!

[pkgrrl]

Pink birthday smoochies to the stumbling bumbling Johnnie. Here's to the never ending goof ups and puppetry. I'm sending him a carer, 'cos we dont.

[jackie87]

Janette and Pru Goward nude jelly wrestling with Alexander Downer

[taylor-dayne]

i am buying him a latex fist and a tube of KY.

http://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/bodypartsforsale/fist_prop_30.thumb.jpg

[jackie87]

^ yuck has that been amputated?

[taylor-dayne]

i always wondered why someone would buy a latex fist - i mean, can't you just use your own? or someone else's?

[jackie87]

it looks so realistic

[Tim D]

I'm thinking I might send him a good case of gonorrhea for his birthday.

It's a present he could share with Janette too.

[taylor-dayne]

god - spin the wheel of infections that moll would be hosting.

ew.

[Maximus83]

So it's little Johnny's birthday tomorrow. (http://www.samesame.com.au/news/local/1088/Little_Johnny_On_All_Fours)

We're wondering, what would you get the man as a gift?

A clue?

[spiceitup]

I'm with mjm078, an eyebrow trim and a walking stick. Split the cost?

[cameracowboy]

Id get him a new strap-on dildo so his wife could give him a good birthday shagging.

[Tim D]

Ewww, the mental imagery in this thread is just gross.

[Savoy]

A new Deputy.

[oz_steve]

Bush stand's up Howard slides out.. so definately a larger supply

[DaddyWayne]

Dear John,

It's time to go. Your well and truly past your best before date.

[jackie87]

Bronwyn Bishop in a leather g-string and nip caps
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/13/bronwynbishop_wideweb__430x305.jpg
I think Bronny can do us a favour by pissing off also

[Savoy]

^^ LOL I remember a time in the mid-90s the Liberal party was thinking of making her its leader. She lost cred though when being interviewed numerous times on TV & radio, only displaying what a buffoon she really was. I remember one interview I specifically heard on the car radio and she kept talking about "Marijoowhana" :rolleyes:

[jackie87]

I remember when she made a fuss about the headscarf issue, just to revive her dying career, I think she should wear one to hide that hideous hairdo and her face which is like a cat's arse,

[Tim D]

So Johnny is seriously 68 now? Grandpa needs to hang up the boots asap.

[taylor-dayne]

i think he's starting to decompose.

[jackie87]

So Johnny is seriously 68 now? Grandpa needs to hang up the boots asap.

hint hint Steve Bracks is retiring