Braxn
25th February 2009, 11:48 PM
This has got to be one of the most insane press releases I've ever read. It's bordering on comical though you have to wonder how they think they are ever going to convince people to join their cause with this hate filled dribble...
http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/fliers/20090212_god-hates-australia.pdf
To summarise: Westboro claim God started the Victorian bush fires in retaliation for Australia vilifying their church by sending the Chaser team over to the USA to do a send up of them after they threatened to picket Heath Ledgers funeral because he filmed Brokeback Mountain. Oh and now all of Australia is doomed because we are fag-enablers.
And now according to their picket schedule on www.godhatesfags.com the Westboro Baptist Church are coming to help us celebrate Mardi Gras! God knows we've been in need of a decent fanatic ever since good old Fred Nile gave up praying for rain.
http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html
Here's my response to a few of their points about why they are going to picket Mardi Gras:
"Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade - Abomination!" - I know you just can't get good seamstresses these days.
"Elizabeth and Liverpool intersect Australia is being destroyed by the Hand of God" - Um, no. Wear and tear from traffic and perhaps the odd vomiting straighty is destroying this intersection but definitely not God.
"The numbers of dead increase, and the grizzly manner of their death makes the mind whirl from the awesomeness of it." - Ok, a little bit creepy but just make sure you see a professional if the whirls move to any other part of you body.
"Yet in the face of that stark reality there is no response of true mourning for their sins, or even a suggestion amongst fellow-countrymen to REPENT! No, instead they brag of their vile ?smash-mouth? sins. Like this HUGE fag parade." - Yes I hate smash-mouth too... leaves a nasty stain on your teeth doesn't it.
"God Hates Australia; Australia Is Doomed; Don't Pray for Australia! We will picket you filthy brutes. Like it or NOT!" - Bring it on; it'll be good for a laugh and it can only help ticket sales!
http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/fliers/20090212_god-hates-australia.pdf
To summarise: Westboro claim God started the Victorian bush fires in retaliation for Australia vilifying their church by sending the Chaser team over to the USA to do a send up of them after they threatened to picket Heath Ledgers funeral because he filmed Brokeback Mountain. Oh and now all of Australia is doomed because we are fag-enablers.
And now according to their picket schedule on www.godhatesfags.com the Westboro Baptist Church are coming to help us celebrate Mardi Gras! God knows we've been in need of a decent fanatic ever since good old Fred Nile gave up praying for rain.
http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html
Here's my response to a few of their points about why they are going to picket Mardi Gras:
"Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade - Abomination!" - I know you just can't get good seamstresses these days.
"Elizabeth and Liverpool intersect Australia is being destroyed by the Hand of God" - Um, no. Wear and tear from traffic and perhaps the odd vomiting straighty is destroying this intersection but definitely not God.
"The numbers of dead increase, and the grizzly manner of their death makes the mind whirl from the awesomeness of it." - Ok, a little bit creepy but just make sure you see a professional if the whirls move to any other part of you body.
"Yet in the face of that stark reality there is no response of true mourning for their sins, or even a suggestion amongst fellow-countrymen to REPENT! No, instead they brag of their vile ?smash-mouth? sins. Like this HUGE fag parade." - Yes I hate smash-mouth too... leaves a nasty stain on your teeth doesn't it.
"God Hates Australia; Australia Is Doomed; Don't Pray for Australia! We will picket you filthy brutes. Like it or NOT!" - Bring it on; it'll be good for a laugh and it can only help ticket sales!