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Cheetah77
3rd September 2007, 09:43 AM
Did anyone see this in the paper over the weekend?

Eastern suburbs cat high on cocaine
September 1, 2007 - 6:49AM

A cat in Sydney's eastern suburbs was taken to a vet high on cocaine and benzodiazepines.

The eight-month-old Himalayan cat arrived at the Double Bay clinic on Monday morning with dilated pupils and a racing heart after being accidentally locked in a cupboard overnight, Fairfax newspapers reported.

It was having trouble walking, was easily startled, paced incessantly and was too anxious to have a thermometer inserted into its rectum, said a report in this month's edition of Journal of Feline Medicine and Surgery.

The owner was adamant the cat had not been exposed to drugs, mouldy food or toxic plants.

But when the vet phoned the owner's wife, she admitted the cat could have licked "plates of cocaine" which had been served at a dinner party two days earlier.

A drug screen also revealed benzodiazepines in the cat's system.

The owner was counselled and allowed to take the cat home as there is no legal requirement for vets to report such cases to the police.


hehe Lucky damn cat!

burgjo
3rd September 2007, 10:09 AM
yeah it was priceless............ a Himalayan high!!!

Tim D
3rd September 2007, 11:44 AM
How very Double Bay, darling.

avoninski
3rd September 2007, 01:52 PM
When Kitty coughs up those furballs, they'll be floating about an inch above the floor...

Gruso
3rd September 2007, 07:51 PM
Ohhhh, THAT'S why Lisa called her cat Snowball.

Christian Taylor
4th September 2007, 03:32 PM
http://www.spartanweekly.com/042307entertainmenthusbandpic.jpg

Savoy
4th September 2007, 06:48 PM
System full of drugs, anxious to have something stuck up its bum, constricted...


...sounds like a lot of guys I know.

pinkyboisyd
10th September 2007, 11:50 AM
My Friend's cat was given to her from a friend who said it licked a plate of Coke and crushed pills when it was a kitten....

It seems pretty fine now...... cept for the fact every now and again it completely flips out and piss-bolts from the room....

Its kinda entertaining.....