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3rd March 2012, 09:29 AM Old #4831

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If only his guppies were having babies...

What does it all mean Biflab? What does anything really mean?
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3rd March 2012, 11:56 AM Old #4832

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What does it all mean Biflab? What does anything really mean?

My my that's deep and meaningful for Mardi Gras Day.
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My my that's deep and meaningful for Mardi Gras Day.

I blame the spewmanty
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I am a sober as a Lord.....
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4th March 2012, 04:55 PM Old #4835

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Lordy Lordy Lordy - How is everyone post Mardi Gras Day? Throbbing heads?
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The husband went out earlier today to pick up one of our regulars - a charming 42 year old married with children "bloke" with a chunky dick and a libido that would put flounder to shame. It was a disaster badamj
After five minutes of perfunctory cock sucking (my heart wasn't really in it) I was reaching for the oxygen and spent the next hour sitting in the corner of the room wheezing and trying to maintain an erection while watching my husband bang the crap out of our poor visitor.
They were kind enough to move the action over to my corner of the room so I could get a "taste" of the action and managed a rather feeble orgasm... and then I passed out.

I think I'll stick to internet porn from now on... or take up needlepoint - I don't think I'm up for the real thing any more.

Hope you are having a nice day

*reaches for the vodka.. and pills*
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OMG you South Australians are so perverse. What, was the vicar too busy to attend? Charming story. The " blokey" type sounds interesting but Im sorry it all sounds a bit Snowtown to me. But it is good to hear that you are getting about and meeting new people...

I got home about 7am after working at this Dance Party thing out at Olympic Park. I've been having naps all day . My internal clock is awry. Im looking forward to watching the MG parade online at MardiGrasTV at 7pm tonight.
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5th March 2012, 12:47 PM Old #4838

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You still here? -_-

You wouldn't know what to do with me if I was a girl.

But I would. I wish you were a girl.
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But I would. I wish you were a girl.

Oh Irene, are you one of my most ardent secret female admirers? Charming. I do remember all Just quietly, sometimes I wish I was a girl like in one of those American role-reversal movies with the plot structure of order; disorder; new order or such and such. Ive had like 2hrs sleep in the past 48hrs. I wish I could say it was due to partying but it was all work related and dull.

Im sure we could get to all kinds of high-jinxes, or not, depending on our moods
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OMG, did anyone see the parade podcast thingo online? Is it still on? Should I investigate. HOw much coffee can I drink?
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Adam, I actually meant Lazz. But you are a bit of a cutie, seeing as this thread is all about you
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LOL

I am speechless
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But I would. I wish you were a girl.

Maybe in my next life, I'm either coming back as a fabulously sexy woman or an intestinal worm... my money is on the worm but you never know

Badamj reckons if I'm kind and generous (yuck!) and give all my money to him that I'm guaranteed to come back with tits but I'm not convinced -_-
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Maybe in my next life, I'm either coming back as a fabulously sexy woman or an intestinal worm... my money is on the worm but you never know

Badamj reckons if I'm kind and generous (yuck!) and give all my money to him that I'm guaranteed to come back with tits but I'm not convinced -_-

Kind and generous, you, FUCK!! Is that a fucking pig I just saw fly past my window I cant even get a measly Rolex out of the slack arse
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Kind and generous, you, FUCK!! Is that a fucking pig I just saw fly past my window I cant even get a measly Rolex out of the slack arse

Guess what I wore out to lunch today?
Yes I'm wearing it so that when you get it - assuming you get it - you can lick it and have a little bit of uncle Lazz DNA inside of you... although you might want to get it professionally cleaned as the band is getting a bit crusty *cough*


I'm always thinking about you babe -_-
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Guess what I wore out to lunch today?
Yes I'm wearing it so that when you get it - assuming you get it - you can lick it and have a little bit of uncle Lazz DNA inside of you... although you might want to get it professionally cleaned as the band is getting a bit crusty *cough*


I'm always thinking about you babe -_-

I know what you wore out here a while ago...................your fucking welcome hahahahah.
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I know what you wore out here a while ago...................your fucking welcome hahahahah.

Eat shit and die arsehole -_-
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Eat shit and die arsehole -_-

Cmon admit it, it was good.
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Maybe in my next life, I'm either coming back as a fabulously sexy woman or an intestinal worm... my money is on the worm but you never know

Badamj reckons if I'm kind and generous (yuck!) and give all my money to him that I'm guaranteed to come back with tits but I'm not convinced -_-

If that's true, do what Adam wants and come back as that sexy woman. Ooooooooooooooooooooooh.
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(this thread is getting freaky)
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Maybe in my next life, I'm either coming back as a fabulously sexy woman or an intestinal worm... my money is on the worm but you never know

Badamj reckons if I'm kind and generous (yuck!) and give all my money to him that I'm guaranteed to come back with tits but I'm not convinced -_-

Oh Lazz, yea of so little faith. There is only one way to find out. Broooom Brooom....
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If that's true, do what Adam wants and come back as that sexy woman. Ooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Yes, That's right Princess Irene!!!!
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(this thread is getting freaky)

Oh Mark, is it too low-brow for you? Are you implying that I, or we, may be somewhat freaklike? Should we all be offended? So many questions

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OMG, I just watched the online Optus podcast of the 'gras' parade. It took forever to download ( buffer) due to my crap connection or it being HD? Anyway, its done, the MG is all over for the year. I just missed out at working at the Entertainment Quarter on the night which would have been fun.

I may, or may not, have just fed a fat cockroach to my fishes. It was a big hit. They went ape-shit for it.

As I cant sleep, I will have an early night instead of a nap .

I think a new batch of crack must have come in as next door has been very busy all day. I should tip -off the the fuzz.
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OMG, I just watched the online Optus podcast of the 'gras' parade. It took forever to download ( buffer) due to my crap connection or it being HD? Anyway, its done, the MG is all over for the year. I just missed out at working at the Entertainment Quarter on the night which would have been fun.

I may, or may not, have just fed a fat cockroach to my fishes. It was a big hit. They went ape-shit for it.

As I cant sleep, I will have an early night instead of a nap .

I think a new batch of crack must have come in as next door has been very busy all day. I should tip -off the the fuzz.

What a fascinating life you have there.
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Im sorry Flounder. Shall I end it all?
What have you been up to diddums? You can tell me anything....
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No nothing much to report.
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Nah, still nothing much has happened.
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"Dude, where's my car!??"
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Sigh - still nothing......
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