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I've got one for you and Charlie in the Random Stuff thread in C&G too!
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I think I've told this before…but it got brought up again today at uni and it made everyone laugh and so I'll post it just in case I didn't when it happened…

The awkward moment when you are cleaning out your brothers room and find a bunch of condoms and pocket them for yourself….and it takes you a few minutes to realise - you're a lesbian.
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..when your sup texts you informing you of your week ahead, only to text him back telling him what you're actually doing which is far and above what he is...ZING
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That awkward moment when you're new to a forum, only to find that over half of the recent topics were last posted in by you and feeling slightly overeager for your otherwise uncanny shy nature. Siiigh!
Sometimes words are not sufficient to delineate an experience, whether it is physical or metaphysical. Love is such an experience, but just because it cannot be so absolutely defined, does not negate its presence. Instead, the very nature of encountering such a depth of feeling is tribute to love as a phenomenon that is so intricate that given all the complexities of the English language it is still inadequate.
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That awkward moment when forget to wash your face before you leave for work.
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That awkward moment when you wake up to pluck your eyebrows, and, finding you don't have any tweezers ; attempt to do so with a razor only to accidentally 'pluck' more than you need to... -coughs-
Sometimes words are not sufficient to delineate an experience, whether it is physical or metaphysical. Love is such an experience, but just because it cannot be so absolutely defined, does not negate its presence. Instead, the very nature of encountering such a depth of feeling is tribute to love as a phenomenon that is so intricate that given all the complexities of the English language it is still inadequate.
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...when every square centermeter of you is drenched except your bum and you still have 2hrs of work to go
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That awkward moment on Friday night when i got kicked in the head at the strippers . . .
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That awkward moment on Friday night when i got kicked in the head at the strippers . . .

Sounds like an interesting story ... do go on ...
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...you ask for a lighter and accidentally say it with an "accent" and because of your hot accent, get a number cos of it...damn you vodka
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The awkward moment when the toilet roll in the toilet reads 'don't forget to wipe.' in sharpie.....
Sometimes words are not sufficient to delineate an experience, whether it is physical or metaphysical. Love is such an experience, but just because it cannot be so absolutely defined, does not negate its presence. Instead, the very nature of encountering such a depth of feeling is tribute to love as a phenomenon that is so intricate that given all the complexities of the English language it is still inadequate.
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You're holding your cousin's new baby and everyone starts asking you when you're going to have one...
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Sounds like an interesting story ... do go on ...

Essentially i was at the strippers, sitting at one of the main stagey bits with a pole, she kept telling everyone to move back but i was too drunk to comprehend my decision of not moving.. only to get kicked in the head when she launched herself around the pole.
Bloody worst bit is i didn't even get any 'special treatment' as compensation, Bitch.

And all thanks to VODKA . . .

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...damn you vodka

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[Also, i was not hurt in the making of this story. ]
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That awkward moment when you're so excited that you're finished your assignment, only to realise that nor the appendix or critical analysis is factored into the word count and that you are approximately 350-400 words under.

Time to fluff it up a bit me thinks. All that simplifying and sweating over being too wordy was for nuttin'. T_T
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That awkward moment when you leave the nail salon just a little bit high from all the fumes . . .
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This is a along awkward scenario that is difficult to summarise in a witty phrase so I will not even try....

There was a man, in his 30s, who used to come into the hardware store I worked at when I was a teenager. He was a regular customer, having a lot of trouble setting up his sprinkler system and renovating etc. Lovely guy, would chat to him and his wife nearly every week while I was at work. One day I go to the local hospital to have a scan done and who do you think is the guy doing my scan? It's SPRINKLER SYSTEM MAN! This was just before putting in Uni applications so I went home, did my research on what nuclear medicine was and then changed my preferences. I hadn't seen this man since that one time at the hospital but I bumped into him at a pub party big annual nuclear medicine conference on the weekend and told him about this and the impact that he had on my life - not to be a weird stalker or anything, just felt like I should and he was a really nice guy when I was 15 so I thought 'why not? he might like the story'.

So....
That awkward moment when old inebriated sprinkler system man gets touchy feely, puts his arm around your shoulder and asks if you have a boyfriend or if you're married....
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gotta love that stephla! *shudders*
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That's the worst part of interacting socially with your colleagues at conferences and such... Eck.
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Oh, ewww! stephla that is just wrong.
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That awkward moment when you notice someone has been standing at your front door overnight by the present they have left you.
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That awkward moment when you're a pathetic dick
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When you read 'salt and vinegar' as 'salt and vagina'..



Well, bet you can't guess what's on my mind.
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That awkward moment when you take the time at the early hours of the morning to write up your thoughts on a case and base your logic on Australian Law without realizing that the case is in the USA....

Maybe I should've put this in the facepalm thread. Siiigh~
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it was still interesting and relevant

i didnt understand the last part though
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it was still interesting and relevant

i didnt understand the last part though

O.o What part of the last part?

[Edit: Er, you should ask me the part you're uncertain about on the other thread so I don't derail this one. xD)
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The awkie when a kid stumbles over words and ends up mixing pupil and public to become pubic free day lmfao hahaha
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... when you are checking out a redhead from a distance but as you get closer you realise their long coat is covering a school uniform.
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...you accidentally get caught in the middle of the 'walkers group' at Westfield shopping centre...

They didn't even offer us a group polo shirt. I feel ripped off!
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