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omg......something wrong with me...I have never been on a date inmy life.........never really thort about it till I read this post....I am a vegan too
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Why can't we all be mincing it up on the town... dining, dancing and dating.
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Ive never been on a date even when I was trying to be a straight male. I met My wife through My ex girlfriend.
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Thats different? I was set up on a blind date.
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Blind dates are terrible!
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I must have been blind never have had a date and at 53 years old, doubt I ever will
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nawww i'll go on a date with ya
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nawww i'll go on a date with ya

So will I, we will make it a three-way blind date.
I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
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ahh dating.. I went on a date last Monday night with a guy that seemed cool..

We hit it off chatting though he was shallow..

First he said - Well I'm going to be published in a national music magazine and if we were dating and the media found out they will ruin my rep because of you.... (shallow much)

Second thing was we went to a park near westend and was checking out the city lights then he pinned me to the ground and was touching and kissing me against my will which in turn was rape..

I got away but heh made me think to only go on blind dates in day time now and force it to be in public :O
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Wtf?! That's terrible! Did you report him?
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Worst date I ever had was with this dude I saw in the mirror before I went to bed.
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Yes I reported him
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Yes I reported him

What ! , Dont tell me he was trying to get into your bed too.
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No.. he took me to a park that no one was there.. and the rest I've said.
Don't need a bed to get raped.....
If it's against your will it's rape which it was.
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ahh dating.. I went on a date last Monday night with a guy that seemed cool..

We hit it off chatting though he was shallow..

First he said - Well I'm going to be published in a national music magazine and if we were dating and the media found out they will ruin my rep because of you.... (shallow much)

Second thing was we went to a park near westend and was checking out the city lights then he pinned me to the ground and was touching and kissing me against my will which in turn was rape..

I got away but heh made me think to only go on blind dates in day time now and force it to be in public :O

That's all kinds of messed up !!
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Please, Please tell me which park it was. I've got this urgent need to be raped.
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Newdeetoo, please delete your post from my thread. I find it insensitive and weird. The second 'please' should not be capitalised.
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Newdeetoo, please delete your post from my thread. I find it insensitive and weird.

The second 'please' should not be capitalised.

My guess is that ur a very sensitive and unweird school teacha, will ya except SORRY insted.
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Apology accepted from me but I'm probably not the one who matters.
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Very insensitive. I think you should be apologising to the poster who had to go through that terrible trauma.
Ffs, as if it's something to be joked about.
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Hello date thread. It's been a while hasn't it. Is that good or bad? There have been some truly, shockingly bad dates (the guy who vomited right beside me in front of the entire restaurant, seriously), some so-so ones, and some sweet ones (he made me a donut! and iced it with my name!) but recently I've had one that isn't really like any I've had before. This one was nice. Really nice.

That's all I'm going to say for now.

Except ... he's adorable. Good looking! Truly, stunningly, amazingly good looking. ACK! So good looking. Short (yeah!) and hobbitty (grr).

The best thing is though, he's NICE.
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Robert, his name is Robert, right?
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Hello date thread. It's been a while hasn't it. Is that good or bad? There have been some truly, shockingly bad dates (the guy who vomited right beside me in front of the entire restaurant, seriously), some so-so ones, and some sweet ones (he made me a donut! and iced it with my name!) but recently I've had one that isn't really like any I've had before. This one was nice. Really nice.

That's all I'm going to say for now.

Except ... he's adorable. Good looking! Truly, stunningly, amazingly good looking. ACK! So good looking. Short (yeah!) and hobbitty (grr).

The best thing is though, he's NICE.

You're dating Doolander?
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its a pumpkin......

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Without being prompted, he offered to take me to a Pick Your Own Strawberries place!!!!
Could this guy get any more perfecter?????
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Without being prompted, he offered to take me to a Pick Your Own Strawberries place!!!!
Could this guy get any more perfecter?????

Is that pick them off the bush or pick them out of a selection of pre-wraped trays?
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Tyson you need to stop acting like a big ''Hum Doogle''!

Then you will attract the right type of man.
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I'm 20, never been on a date and probably never will.

All the cute guys are at the beat.

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You're dating Doolander?

Ha! I just saw this...
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Have you found true love yet tyson?
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