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2nd June 2012, 07:26 PM Old #1

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Hi!

' ... 30 years ago in a small English country town, Nigel tells his best mate Danny that he's in love with him ... but Danny is in love with one of their male teachers ... a day or so later Nigel is found murdered ... 30 years later in 2012 the crime is still unsolved but Danny returns to his home town to find Nigel's killer ... but he also uncovers a connection between the murder and his own identity that makes him wish he'd stayed away!

That's the basic story of my book, GYPSY, which is available this weekend only as a FREE download on Amazon.

Treat yourself ... it'll cost you nothing! Here's the link ...

http://www.amazon.com/Gypsy-ebook/dp...8629034&sr=8-2

Read it and then tell me what you think

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2nd June 2012, 08:59 PM Old #2

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...do you have permission to advertise this on here David?...just concerned the rules may suggest otherwise, if not then have at it.
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OMG who cares.... people come on here for all manner of things.... it's a free book isn't it?
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4th June 2012, 01:54 PM Old #4

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Tried to download, but I don't have a Kindle.... If I did, I would certainly set fire to it.
I hope people read your book though. Let us know if it's available on iPad.
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4th June 2012, 02:17 PM Old #5

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The following is is a paid presentation from Danoz Direct


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Hi!

' ... 30 years ago in a small English country town, Nigel tells his best mate Danny that he's in love with him ... but Danny is in love with one of their male teachers ... a day or so later Nigel is found murdered ... 30 years later in 2012 the crime is still unsolved but Danny returns to his home town to find Nigel's killer ... but he also uncovers a connection between the murder and his own identity that makes him wish he'd stayed away!

That's the basic story of my book, GYPSY, which is available this weekend only as a FREE download on Amazon.

Treat yourself ... it'll cost you nothing! Here's the link ...

http://www.amazon.com/Gypsy-ebook/dp...8629034&sr=8-2

Read it and then tell me what you think

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4th June 2012, 03:29 PM Old #6

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4th June 2012, 06:09 PM Old #7

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I shall download it and read it. But be warned, I like a good crime novel so it better be good or I won't be happy

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Tried to download, but I don't have a Kindle.... If I did, I would certainly set fire to it.
I hope people read your book though. Let us know if it's available on iPad.
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You can probably get the Kindle App for the iPad. They have one for Android.


EDIT: You lied!!!!! It costs $0.99.
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I shall download it and read it. But be warned, I like a good crime novel so it better be good or I won't be happy



You can probably get the Kindle App for the iPad. They have one for Android.


EDIT: You lied!!!!! It costs $0.99.

oh pay it you tight arse

the murder happens in an Ikea store
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^^ I did buy it bitch, but now you've ruined the ending.
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4th June 2012, 08:44 PM Old #10

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They ate the meat balls?
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4th June 2012, 09:47 PM Old #11

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That diagram is way too clear to be an Ikea instruction.

The Ikea instructions always include at least one step with a very important looking arrow or other symbol which you have absolutely no idea what it means until the whole item is put together and then you can see what the arrow meant and that you put that component on the wrong way around.

Personally I believe that's what pushed Anders Bering Breivic over the edge. He spent the weekend putting together his new Ikea furniture and finally it all got too much for him and he snapped.
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oh pay it you tight arse

the murder happens in an Ikea store

Ha fucking hah too funny, sorry Dsquare, but it is good.
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