When you're in a consultation room with a client .... Doors shut and no windows...and you fart

That awkward moment when u forget to grab a towel before you hop into the shower, so have to leg it, butt naked to the linen cupboard in the dining room, only to find you forgot to close the blinds last night... and your neighbour is hanging out the washing next door.

THEN.... you hit the floor, commando style, and smash your knee

FML....

The awkward moment when you get whiplash from going past a car with the numberplate starting off as TTS ... cos you have to look back quickly cos you thought it said TITS. -__- Why can't my mind grow up?

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The awkward moment when you get whiplash from going past a car with the numberplate starting off as TTS ... cos you have to look back quickly cos you thought it said TITS. -__- Why can't my mind grow up?

Hey my mind is the same...
Than I start fantasising about my girlfriends boobs and I forget where I am ... Baaaad

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The awkward moment when I realise that a chick that I told was hot at the lesbian workshops I went to, might actually have an account on samesame, and I'm pretty sure I posted about her too.

Haha, you know admitting that might help them realise who you are!
*starts shipping*

When you and both your bosses are giggling like children because there are several books at work with the word 'doodle' in the title.

seriously - what kind of publisher allows "delicious doodles" as the tagline?!

When you realise you just spent the last three hours studying the wrong material....

Siiigh.

When I'm telling a visitor how smart and clean my bunny is...

Then we both look over and catch him eating his shit straight from his arse.

That awkward moment when you give someone a head massage and it doesn't lead to sex.

That awkward moment when your first love identifies your true love without having spoken for 7yrs having only seen random FB pics cos they look similar..

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That awkward moment when your first love identifies your true love without having spoken for 7yrs having only seen random FB pics cos they look similar..

Really you found true love on FB?

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That awkward moment when you give someone a head massage and it doesn't lead to sex.

Oh that's happened a few times!!!! They feel so good they fall asleep!

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When I'm telling a visitor how smart and clean my bunny is...

Then we both look over and catch him eating his shit straight from his arse.

Hhahahah

Awkward moment.... Clients in my office.... Door closed.... While moving between my desk and my whiteboard to present.... I accidentally released a silent one... Mega awkward

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Really you found true love on FB?

Oh hell no!! I'm an 'in the flesh' kinda girl.. Pics of one seen by the other on FB

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Oh hell no!! I'm an 'in the flesh' kinda girl.. Pics of one seen by the other on FB

Ooooh

when your housemate has been tweeting about you on twitter because she thinks you don't have an account but secretly you do.

OMG Chimpy, my sister does this too! We live together, and I'm not on facebook so she thinks it's super clever to have a whinge about me because i'll never know, and therefore she can't be called on it. She left her account open on my laptop once and I read the whole thing! So annoying!

That awkward moment when you start chatting with a pretty girl at a party. Then you realise there's a chance you had sex with her already at the last party, but are too embarrassed to ask in case she gets angry with you. Blame it on the alcohol!

The awkward moment when you're coming out to your parents and they say they already knew.....


It's like - "Seriously, was I the only one who DIDN'T?

When you get a text from someone who obviously knows you and have to reply "Who is this?" cos you don't have their number in your phone - eeekkkk

that awkward moment when people think that my sister is my girlfriend.

that awkward moment when you are singing your guts out to One Direction in the work car, and you accidentally speed dial your boss.

that awkward moment when you get on the bus and ask for a 'gay tripper' instead of a 'day tripper' and the bus driver says, "you're the gay tripper!"

the awkward moment when you get asked on a date by a gay dude, who thinks you're also a gay dude.

the awkward moment when customers think I'm the boss' son.

the awkward moment when you hear a vibrating sound coming from your sister's room, and you realise that the neighbour is using a hedge trimmer.

The awkward moment when you see a really good-looking girl ... at church ... and you find out her age. FML

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that awkward moment when people think that my sister is my girlfriend.

that awkward moment when you are singing your guts out to One Direction in the work car, and you accidentally speed dial your boss.

that awkward moment when you get on the bus and ask for a 'gay tripper' instead of a 'day tripper' and the bus driver says, "you're the gay tripper!"

the awkward moment when you get asked on a date by a gay dude, who thinks you're also a gay dude.

the awkward moment when customers think I'm the boss' son.

the awkward moment when you hear a vibrating sound coming from your sister's room, and you realise that the neighbour is using a hedge trimmer.

lol..... too funny.
the awkward moment when people ask if my GF is my mother.

The awkward moment when while reading some old forums, i accidentally liked some very old posts due to the fact the spot on my iPad that I use to scroll happens to coincide with the 'like post' button, therefore outing myself as a forum stalker-oops! More awkward is that it happened several times before I stopped!�*
On the plus side, it made me actually post something to explain my awkwardness rather than just read the posts... So anyway, hi everyone! Hope you're all having a lovely day

Hi claireem :-)
thank goodness for the ipad.. its not a bad thing to like alot of posts.lol......welcome!

I do love my iPad and i have nothing against liking posts, I just didn't want people to think 'hey who's this newbie liking my random post from like a year ago?' :S haha oh dear. But thanks for the welcome! Maybe this was the catalyst I needed to get me posting on here more often

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The awkward moment when while reading some old forums, i accidentally liked some very old posts due to the fact the spot on my iPad that I use to scroll happens to coincide with the 'like post' button, therefore outing myself as a forum stalker-oops! More awkward is that it happened several times before I stopped!�*
On the plus side, it made me actually post something to explain my awkwardness rather than just read the posts... So anyway, hi everyone! Hope you're all having a lovely day

Don't worry, I'm a forum-stalker too

^ I liked that comment on purpose!!

^
I liked that comment on purpose too, well 92% on purpose.... I'm a little shakey....