Have a cryptic ranting wail or a fruitless sleazy come-on to make at a person you know in real life, but who doesn't visit SameSame and will never read it? Write it here!

To you: Good golly fuck, despite all that's happened I still want to kiss you. Hard.

Thank pho3nix, that's sweet, but this thread is for cryptic messages to people you know IRL.

Haaaaaa you wish =P

I'm pretty sure we've never met.

pretty sure. but if it wasn't clear and so we don't go in a loop that was my message to the random person.

since you started the thread, surely you must have a line or two to throw out there?

I'm too overwhelmed by my feelings to make sense of my thoughts.

To you, I know that it's cold and you are just using me but does your butt really have to be so close to my face.

Naughty kitty.

Dear H, I don't know what to do with you, you have grown so much in the past eight weeks and have become so unruly.

I think you'd look nice in pigtails.

To the deli girl IRL:

I'm sorry that I'm so dismissive of you every time I come past to get my sourdough. It's just that I always seem to look dishevelled and rubbish before midday, and I feel too embarrassed to look you in the eye, lest you know what a trashy whore I am on the weekends.

I am wondering... if I were to ask you nicely, could you please trib the f*ck out of me? if we really got along maybe I would even let you do naughty things involving gloves and buckets of lube... but only if your pubic hair is full and luscious. I like that a lot.

Yours truly, another rude customer.

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Originally Posted by VladTheImpaler

I think you'd like nice in pigtails.

I did try a French braid this morning but it's just so hard to do by yourself, maybe you could show me how you manage to make yours so neat.

Ammonite, I hope you pop in here, have a read up and tell me again about being mindful of ridiculing anyone. I am STRUGGLING.

Go on, admit it... you're appalled at my love of a salami-fondler. Excuse me while I go eat some worms.

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Ha!

you are so fucking stupid. so fucking stupid. I don't know how you get out of bed in the morning.

There you go Baby Baby. The award for "Most Stupid".

Hot!

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Originally Posted by VladTheImpaler

There you go Baby Baby. The award for "Most Stupid".

Aaa projection...
It's ok.

You appear to have the need to be bitchy to make yourself feel better ...or be sarcastic thinking it makes you witty or charming...

All the best

lah-dee-daa

How come all of your earlier posts were removed?

I come here for a laugh too, which is why it hurts me that you've gone and deleted all your funny posts.

But, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings and I will make an effort to be less mean.

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Originally Posted by VladTheImpaler

I come here for a laugh too, which is why it hurts me that you've gone and deleted all your funny posts.

But, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings and I will make an effort to be less mean.

that's really nice
I realise now it's unintentional . Sorry too.

Wow I'm gone almost two years and I come back to Vlad still carrying the torch. Haven't you had a life in the intervening times? And I still recognise some of you others! But I just I have to start all over again here...

Venting to someone not SS

Don't you get in the way of my future and happiness with ....

....preying on the vulnerable....manipulating their hot buttons....your ability to pull on heart strings to serve ONLY your needs will one day back fire.

I want you to be happy and well so you can have a better life rather than bringing others down to make yours look Gd.

It's always about you...you already have so much yet you have to take and take. Those around you are so considerate of your feelings all the time... And have to forego the feelings of those who love them...

Have you not a care in the world. If you cared about them... You would respect them... But respect is only something you expect not give

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Originally Posted by Baby Baby

manipulating their hot buttons...

I wish my deli girl would take a leaf out of her book!

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Originally Posted by Bar Wench

I wish my deli girl would take a leaf out of her book!