The story of Adam's life!

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Originally Posted by DavoJimbo

hmmm and you often read the forums whilst having a cock in your mouth? I have heard of women types doing their nails, but this takes the cake. :-)

hey you take it when you can get it, Im a feeble old man

Im feeling very neglected?

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Originally Posted by Marko

Speaking of adding to the dictionary, the word "Bogan" has now been entered into...I think it's the Oxford dictionary.

Also can't agree enough Badam.

I wonder if "bogan' is in the Oxford or Websters? Try to look up "rort" in oxford. or "furphy" I tell you. OZ has a culture we just have to promote it. The charming ABC uses OZ English words like 'bogan'. I used to pour over my Chambers C20 dictionary until the cockies made a nest in it and it disintegrated.

Flounder went and made it all dirty! tsk.

We are all special but some are more than others - its organic apparently.

OMG, I was getting very harassed this morning. Coughing and slamming. by Turks. There was an Ambulance downstairs but I didnt ascertain what / whom it for for... I am listening to my washing machine and the SMH FM 102.5 "Fine Music" DVD trying to shut-out the ghastly world.
IT might reach 20c today and be fine as might Friday. I think this is a good thing.

I have so may things to do and only a few decades to achieve what ever it could be... IT sounds all a bit exhausting. I might just put my feet up and sip some instant coffee.

OMG, should one travel to Europe now they are all in the poor house. Didnt NOstradamus write something about the EC going belly -up as a precursor for the unthinkable?

Shpuld I ring up Charlene and inquire about the surgery? Do I care?

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

Flounder went and made it all dirty! tsk.

We are all special but some are more than others - its organic apparently.

OMG, I was getting very harassed this morning. Coughing and slamming. by Turks. There was an Ambulance downstairs but I didnt ascertain what / whom it for for... I am listening to my washing machine and the SMH FM 102.5 "Fine Music" DVD trying to shut-out the ghastly world.
IT might reach 20c today and be fine as might Friday. I think this is a good thing.

I have so may things to do and only a few decades to achieve what ever it could be... IT sounds all a bit exhausting. I might just put my feet up and sip some instant coffee.

OMG, should one travel to Europe now they are all in the poor house. Didnt NOstradamus write something about the EC going belly -up as a precursor for the unthinkable?

Shpuld I ring up Charlene and inquire about the surgery? Do I care?

Seen any more interesting sights through your peep hole?

instant coffee ??? I realize we are boycotting gloria jeans and all that but instant coffee? You are my hero and as such you are at least required to use a plunger or the lastest in faddish products. Instant coffee? :-(

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

Im feeling very neglected?

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Originally Posted by DavoJimbo

instant coffee ??? I realize we are boycotting gloria jeans and all that but instant coffee? You are my hero and as such you are at least required to use a plunger or the lastest in faddish products. Instant coffee? :-(

im with DJ here - surely there is a decent cafe where u can get a good coffee close by

a fine lady liek urself deserves such good treats

What can I say, Im cheap and nasty. I do appreciate a proper coffee but I do revel in being a uber-dag around the house when no one is watching...

Im considering getting a 'slow-cooker' I understand they save time and money.

OMG I got out of the house and got nude by the seaside on this lovely day. A few manz we being lewd in the bushes but no one good enough Im afraid. The important thing is that I got lots of Vit D ( or is it A) from Mr Sun.

OMG Charleen got tummy liposuction at his age. He is in pain and drowsy. He has to get two more treatments. He wont tell how much it cost. Apparently , ones tummy takes a little time to flatten after the procedure. His is still barrell-like in shape.

No, I have not peeped today nor have Ive been harassed further. We shall see....

I had lovely steamed spud, pumpkin, onion, bok choy, celery cabbage plus salmon for my tea.

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

OMG I got out of the house and got nude by the seaside on this lovely day. A few manz we being lewd in the bushes but no one good enough Im afraid. The important thing is that I got lots of Vit D ( or is it A) from Mr Sun..

So was there some shrinkage going on down at la pa? Or was it a warmish day in sydney today?

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Originally Posted by local_warming

So was there some shrinkage going on down at la pa? Or was it a warmish day in sydney today?

LW it was a glorious 20C and sunny. It was a spring day in winter I tell you. I can not tell you were I went lest ASIO and Alan Jones fuck it all it.

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

LW it was a glorious 20C and sunny. It was a spring day in winter I tell you. I can not tell you were I went lest ASIO and Alan Jones fuck it all it.

It all sounds quite delightful. I'm still trying to visit my local nude beach. Is Alan Jones a creation of ASIO? They're both fucked in the head.

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Originally Posted by biflab

It all sounds quite delightful. I'm still trying to visit my local nude beach. Is Alan Jones a creation of ASIO? They're both fucked in the head.

My laptop is very fickle, or Im techno-challenged.

Ms Jones will burn BUT our nation needs a secret service as the world is a dangerous imperfect thingo.

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Originally Posted by local_warming

So was there some shrinkage going on down at la pa? Or was it a warmish day in sydney today?

LW, are you obsessed with pee-pee size? I accept you , and I know Mark_ would in a flash...

OMG, I spent over $60 at Aldi!!! I must save!!!

Roast chicken and leftover vegies from last night for tea.

Did 4 online first aid courses this morning for work.

I may go to DFO tomorrow before the footy. So gay.

I have NOT been harassed by Turks today. Isn't that nice.!!!!

Adam we must find you a nice hus-bear! Someone who you can come home to and spend quality time and cuddle up to on those cold winter nights!

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Originally Posted by MrAsh

Adam we must find you a nice hus-bear! Someone who you can come home to and spend quality time and cuddle up to on those cold winter nights!

Yes, where, whom, how, when?

Where is daddy bear?

OMG, I must get a lump checked-out on my back.

They is nothing much on the TV. I rented some DVDs.

I may not be al happening today.

I had a nanna-nap this avro and ruined by body-clock.

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

Flounder went and made it all dirty! tsk.

We are all special but some are more than others - its organic apparently.

OMG, I was getting very harassed this morning. Coughing and slamming. by Turks. There was an Ambulance downstairs but I didnt ascertain what / whom it for for... I am listening to my washing machine and the SMH FM 102.5 "Fine Music" DVD trying to shut-out the ghastly world.
IT might reach 20c today and be fine as might Friday. I think this is a good thing.

I have so may things to do and only a few decades to achieve what ever it could be... IT sounds all a bit exhausting. I might just put my feet up and sip some instant coffee.

OMG, should one travel to Europe now they are all in the poor house. Didnt NOstradamus write something about the EC going belly -up as a precursor for the unthinkable?

Shpuld I ring up Charlene and inquire about the surgery? Do I care?

Its what I do, you know that. Ive just driven 900kms today back in Darwin and feeling a bit tired.... no a LOT tired Im getting too old for this shit. They do compensate me well however.

Oh Adam I continually reach for my beads when you download, it really is fucked. I agree Holecam will make you a fortune reality skank is a fucking winner for sure.

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Originally Posted by flounder

Its what I do, you know that. Ive just driven 900kms today back in Darwin and feeling a bit tired.... no a LOT tired Im getting too old for this shit. They do compensate me well however.

Oh Adam I continually reach for my beads when you download, it really is fucked. I agree Holecam will make you a fortune reality skank is a fucking winner for sure.

I dont understand the last line : "holecam" etc what do you mean? How will I get rich?

I fear NT and tropics may be turning you 'native'.

F your constant bleating and whinging is most unbecoming. "Beads" indeed !

I had a bad shift at footy. Too many naughty Leb boys run-amok.
I was a bit short with an Aussie couple and some smoker smoking in the concourse. One of my Supervisors set-me-off being nasty. I got some weirdness in the office from the bitch that does the uniforms and sign in/sign off. This is only my moonlight gig. No wonder the company cant keep staff. They are basically Hunter Valley trash. I had to walk up and down the aisles for 4hours. Most of the staff are Indian or from the central coast. I was very stressed out fearing complaints. Woteva. I hadn't done footy for a while and the very big crowds. I forgot how stressful it all can be.

A group of like 10 leb boys were trying to get dwinkies at the footy. I spotted that they all all looked under 18 and prob had organized an older friend to buy them dwinkies. It could have got ugly when I asked them to prove their ages. They declined / ignored me. Anyway the 'buyer' had breached the Liquor Act...poor baby. He carried-on swearing and acting offended/indignant, with his gang doing the chorus.

That sort of thing happened all night: Leb boys in the Member-seats having to be evicted; smoking; being offensive; violent; swearing; drinking underage etc etc... Thank heavens they didn't king-hit and leave me die with a brain hemorrhage or stab me in the kidneys...To be fair, the vast majority of middle-eastern fans were there for a good time. As too often in life, its the dickhead minority that fuck-things-up for us all. .Boys will be boys .

O Mg, I finally got o DFO-- I dont like the crowds.
I cant tell you what I bought : clothings - rather ordinary and practical Im afraid.

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

I dont understand the last line : "holecam" etc what do you mean? How will I get rich?

I fear NT and tropic maybe turning you 'native'.

F your constant bleating and whinging is most unbecoming. "Beads" indeed !

Ok see ya.

OMG, like woteva. Lovely day....I was cat-napping. How was it?

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Originally Posted by flounder

Ok see ya.

That sounds ominous and threatening? Are you disgwuntled at the moment? Have I offended thou? Is there a bee up thouest bottom? Dont you wuv us anymore poppet? What about my Darwin Experience?!! Have you thought this through properly?

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Originally Posted by flounder

Its what I do, you know that. Ive just driven 900kms today back in Darwin and feeling a bit tired.... no a LOT tired Im getting too old for this shit. They do compensate me well however.

Oh Adam I continually reach for my beads when you download, it really is fucked. I agree Holecam will make you a fortune reality skank is a fucking winner for sure.

OH I understand now. Holecam - peephole? etc Sorry for being dim. I accept you

You've alienated Flounder as well!!??

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

I cant tell you what I bought : clothings - rather ordinary and practical Im afraid.

Did you buy these?

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Originally Posted by Wonderland

You've alienated Flounder as well!!??

OMG, are you two holding false witness and conspiring against me? Forgive them XXXX for they know not what they do?

I didnt think penis or gun photos were allowed in this Website.?

Lovely shoes, by the way. Are you a shoe-fetishist as well?

But Marky , they have shoes!!!!!