Prison bitch name -

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

I'm Cornholio.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/

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Originally Posted by Dash80

Prison bitch name -

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

I'm Cornholio.

I am Liberace. So is Marko in the Sydney thread, we have suspicions...

Horny Hole.

Lucky me.

And if I run with just my first name, Pillow Biter.

Charming.

This guy is the most awesome letter-writer ever. Check out the time he got hit with late fees from Blockbuster... Or his neighbours missing cat, Missy...

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

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Originally Posted by Bar Wench

This guy is the most awesome letter-writer ever. Check out the time he got hit with late fees from Blockbuster... Or his neighbours missing cat, Missy...

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

Omg I love David Thorne!! Everything on that site has me laughing hysterically!

Hmm I recently found http://louisvsrick.com/ somewhat entertaining... Defs not as funny as 27bslash6.com though.

My prison bitch name is Mangina :S

Prison bitch name - Dirt Devil...
Not happy with that. I want something meaner..
Then I entered mac - Fudge Grabber ...wtf..........

Good



Lord





http://www.shewee.com.au/

Pretty sure thats what Irene was trying to sell me a while back....

Yup. I have them in my shop

Haha! Is there a big call for them?

Reasonable demand. People mainly use them when they have no access to a toilet - bushwalking, rockclimbing, backcountry skiing etc. I reckon they'd be great if you were mountain climbing - imagine if you had to drop tour strides half way up Mt Everest! They also get bought for use at outdoor concerts when women don't want to have to queue up for ever for toilets, and of course as joke presents.

Have you tried..?

I heard that when the she-pee first came out, the distributors gave a whole heap to a music festival as a promotion; this was also seen as a potential solution to the ongoing dramas that tend to happen when thousands of people get drunk in a small space and all try to use the toilet at the same time (Gah!!). Novelty factor or whatever, they all ended up being given out and there was obviously a pretty big uptake because it resulted in this little gem - After a few drinks. I'm sure all of you ladies can attest that having a wee is a bit like unleashing a yellow torrent, and due to the shape of the she-pee, a careful trickle is all the device can take; as a result, many ladies were seen to be walking about with big wet patches on their pants after their she-pee had speedily filled and their urine had sprung back at them...

Surely most girls have perfected the kangaroo stance..

Have you ever turned on a tap while there's been a spoon sitting underneath? I imagine that. But with whizz.

It would be nasty... We are taught to kangaroo from a young age, doing it on the side of the road on long road trips, camping etc. If a girl is that desperate to pee, surely she can pull it off without using one of these funnel-like contraptions....at festivals, you'd need a box of them!!

Ha! In my minds eye I can imagine how funny and kinda lovely it would be to teach a kid to do that But no, they're made of silicone or something so you just flick them off and pop them back in your bag.

thats even worse..

Awww, a little bit of wee never hurt anybody, Linkin

A friend of mine uses something similar. Apparently; " there's pee everywhere but it's fun!"

lol ahhh reminder of the good ol days ... we were taught simple: spread...sprinkle and shake. No loo paper, no contraptions.
But you have a point BW a little wee doesnt hurt anyone... actually isnt it good for you? natural healing properties or something.

I hear it's best not to try drinking it while lost at sea... but Madonna claimed pissing on her feet in the shower made them soften up or some such nonsense

BTW, I hate drip-drying! Shaking about can only do so much!

I have another brand called Go Girl. They are soft rubber. The She-Wee is hard plastic and comes with a hard case to keep it in. Both come with a couple of sheets of toilet paper, and instructions which tell the user to practice using it in the shower.

Do you know what would be so flapping brill-o? A 'You go Girl' midday infomercial. With you as the star Irene!

Noooo Way!!

I think Linkin just won this thread.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co...verything.html

I know I'm anal as hell but this is so, so right.