1) what do you do to make someone smile?

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?

3) do you talk during sex?

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?

7) what makes you angry?

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot

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Originally Posted by Dash80

1) what do you do to make someone smile?

Show up with cake. There's a brilliant patisserie down the road that sells banoffee that would make baby jesus weep.

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?

A few years ago. I'm in the process of re-imagining myself due to some unfortunate relationship dynamics.

3) do you talk during sex?

I can't remember Nah, if the chemistry is right... But I do prefer a bit of warm-up talk beforehand.

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?

I have sated my shadier curiosities for now. But I would really like to take opium with a lover at some stage. I imagine it to be indulgently tactile, and hopefully would lead to a delicious erotic experience.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?

Of course. Why not?!

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?

One of Rod Stewart's early ballads. Perhaps 'You're in my Heart'.

7) what makes you angry?

People who blather their shallow, uniformed and elitist arguments all over the place in a way that demeans other people's reality.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?

Probably dead from a genetically pre-determined bum ticker, or a crotchety old hermit.

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot

Gina fixing Jennifer's sink in Bound.

Phew, that was exhausting!

1) what do you do to make someone smile?

Usually find something funny or ludicrous to say. Failing that when i announce im gonna make frybread aka doughnuts that gets everyone smiling.

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive? Not particularly.

3) do you talk during sex? conversation no... few seductive words and encouragement hell yeah

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't)? Ive tried all im going to.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for? Yep only 2 or 3 times.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song? Aint nobody loves me better... Chaka Khan

7) what makes you angry? Small narrow minded
people.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65? Sex crazed lol... nahhh thats a wish... more likely ill be a bit eccentric and odd

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot[/quote] Goodness blank mind... that lesbo one set in paris where they get it on all the time.

1) what do you do to make someone smile?

Be my intoxicatingly charming self.

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would say ridiculously so. It's my natural musk that brings all the girls to the yard.

3) do you talk during sex?

Yes, as a rule. I refuse to fornicate unless it remains topical. My favourite subjects include conflict resolution in the Middle East, badger rearing techniques of the mid-nineties, backne management, and potent potables.

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't)?

The criminalisation of surrogacy has made me somewhat curious to experiment.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?

I always have feelings for the people I have sex with. Sometimes that feeling is complete indifference, othertimes blind hatred, once I even liked the girl.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?

I don't care what song it is, as long as the backing video is comprised mostly of chubby middle aged men doing housework interspersed with stock footage of a seagull rummaging through a trash can.

7) what makes you angry?

When numbered questionnaires skip a number.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?

Prunescent

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot

Weekend at Bernie's 2. All of it.

Inkling = Win

lol inkling u crack me up.

"Our mom says our dad's a real sex machine"

^^ I was wondering if anyone knew the movie..

1) what do you do to make someone smile? say something funny? or at least they smile at my attempt at humour...

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive? ummm no, about average or below, depending on that day's self esteem level

3) do you talk during sex? yes? not chatter though

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ? good batch of e, wouldn't mind trying coke once

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for? yes

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song? ehh

7) what makes you angry? people

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65? shaved/spiked/coloured hair and an eyebrow piercing again. and single.

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot. wild things?

1) what do you do to make someone smile?
Make a joke, and cross my fingers not to fail spectacularly

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?
Right now? Frak yes. I have a frakking hot haircut and am wearing some frakking hot clothes and have a frakking hot figure.

3) do you talk during sex?
What is this "sex" you talk about ... ?

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?
Human heart ... bwahahahaha

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?
What are these feelings you are talking about ... ?

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?
ANYTHING. Preferably cheesy.

7) what makes you angry?
A lot. Which makes it a good thing that I am easily distracted ... look! Purple jeans!

8) Why isn't there a question here?

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?
Rotting in the ground. I really can't see myself as an old person, much less making it to that age.

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot
The sex scenes from I Can't Think Straight ... *fans self*

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Originally Posted by Dash80

1) what do you do to make someone smile?
Smile at them
2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?
I use to be better
3) do you talk during sex?
Only when it's with myself
4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?
Coke but I may have to get a better paying job if I want it to be a habit
5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?
Of course
6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?
Paint it black The rolling stones
7) what makes you angry?
What doesn't make me angry would be more the question, I have a very short fuse
9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?
Bilbo Baggins
10) name a movie scene that gets you hot
Umm I think they might be movies you've never heard of

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1) what do you do to make someone smile? Hug them and rough them up.

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive? Not overly, no.

3) do you talk during sex? Of course, though I try to keep the conversation snappy and lively!

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ? I hear you get stoned if you lick a cane toad.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for? Of course, but I still had feelings, you cannot have no feelings, unless your well pissed.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song? Epic by Faith no more, I don't know the words, but you get the idea.

7) what makes you angry? oooh people in traffic with those piss poor little cars.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65? nasty.. Dam nasty

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot. Sexually hot? I like the chainsaw scene in Scarface where he blows away the dodgey Colombian drug trafficker, and his kewl mate is the car finally comes in and spray the place with an uzi,, best scene ever.

1) what do you do to make someone smile?
I've actually wondered this. :/ 9/10 times I make someone smile it's by being blatantly honest. I don't even mean to be funny! And then when I try to be funny, people take me too seriously. Sigh lol

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?
No.

3) do you talk during sex?
I find the whole idea of 'naughty talk' to be rather contrived.

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?
Nope.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?
No. The thought makes me uneasy too.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?
There you'll be from Pearl Harbor. xD I've sung that so many times at Karaoke.

7) what makes you angry?
Stupidity.... Yup that's about it.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?
Dead. No seriously.

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot
.... No comment.

1) i smile
2) no, but my body aint that bad
3) only instructions
4) no, ive tried everything i wanted to
5) yes, out of a sense of obligation of that makes any sense.
6) i only have 2 rules in life, one of them being no kareoke, so im gunna throw the mic across the room
7) racism
8) i plan on checking out at 55 so i imagine by 65 il be worm riddled bones
10) cant think of one right now

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Originally Posted by Dash80

1) what do you do to make someone smile? Leave town

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive? No but beauty is in the eye of the beholder

3) do you talk during sex? Depends on my partner and the type of sex we are having. Raunchy rough/aggressive sex needs no words whilst with cosy/fun sex it's a bonus.

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ? Amyl - don't know whether it's illegal or not though.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for? That's the attraction of stranger sex. not as satisfying but can be a great physical release.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song? Aww...the batteries died in the mic. I'll go get some - be back tomorrow.

7) what makes you angry? People who don't accept that gay guys & girls come in all shapes, ages & sizes. And cruelty to animals.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65? Alive 'cos OMG it's only 10.5 years away

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot

I like any movie with the gratuitous sex and nudity.

1) what do you do to make someone smile?
i dont kno... they laugh for no reason.... tat i kno of

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive?
no

3) do you talk during sex?
never did sex....

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ?
no

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for?
........

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song?
didnt wanna to it..? never been to karaoke.....

7) what makes you angry?
people getting on my nerves when im in a bad mood

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65?
i think ill doe before then...

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot
D.E.B.S... the last part... t think.....

1) what do you do to make someone smile? Take the bag off my head.

2) do you consider yourself to be attractive? Read above…lmfao irish prawn? no.

3) do you talk during sex? Dunno, usually too busy counting how many rotations the fan makes by the time it's over…...

4) are there any illegal substances you'd like to try (that you haven't) ? I dunno if it's illegal, but I'm sure mercury would be an interesting experience.

5) have you had sex with someone you have no feelings for? Eww no.

6) it's your turn at karaoke, what's the song? What isn't? probably unchained melody or something old school like that.

7) what makes you angry? birds. hah. see what I did there? anyone? No? No. Umm My brother does.

9) what do you think you'll be like aged 65? Really awesome with wrinkly tattoos and a pink mohawk

10) name a movie scene that gets you hot
the pick of destiny..every damn time.