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30th July 2012, 06:44 PM Old #1

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My ideal bf must be:


height:
age range:
ethnicity:
interests:
lives:
job:
top/ bottom:
what he likes to do on the weekends:
cock size:
weight range:

photo:

please fill out and lets discuss!

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30th July 2012, 06:50 PM Old #2

making a time to get out... what time is it ???
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shopping yet again ???

I thought someone had a thread that this wasn't a pick up site.


Waiting for your 'ideal' bf details - you seem to have missed that.

EDIT :

height: gotta be able to see eyes.
age range: 35-50
ethnicity: OMG>>>>>>>>> HOW MANY THREADS HAVE DISCUSSED THIS ???
interests: bf has to have some - film / music / politics / sorry - but I don't like mutes (those whom say nothing !)
lives: hoping that they still alive.
job: yes please. You need to include salary range here !
top/ bottom: Don't care where they live - but prefer a penthouse.
what he likes to do on the weekends: gym / shop / gym / shop / eat / drink / pray... sorry going off track here.
cock size:
weight range: rugby build - ok, about 90-105kgs.

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trying to work out 'which' one in your pic if your ideal bf ??? (edited for clarity)

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trying to work out 'which' one in your pic ???

One?
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30th July 2012, 07:25 PM Old #6

i just want it to be warm where i am
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Originally Posted by ernesto_1 View Post

My ideal bf must be:


height:
age range:
ethnicity:
interests:
lives:
job:
top/ bottom:
what he likes to do on the weekends:
cock size:
weight range:

photo:

please fill out and lets discuss!

yes this is the sequel to whats ur type... but even more specific!
hahaha~

Isnt all this crap on your gaydar profile?
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One?

one..... gee... I hope both in that pic aren't your ideal bf
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30th July 2012, 07:46 PM Old #8

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If we're talking boyfriends, preferably someone with a cock. :]
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30th July 2012, 08:22 PM Old #10

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LOL u guys are a riot!
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shire boy u and i have 9 out of the 10 similar bf hunting attributes. better watch out when I'm hunting. tho mine is more like 35-40
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height: 180-185
age range: 35-40.. id go 33-42 ish but no more! 29 to 32 is fine as well.
ethnicity: white
interests: movies, art, playing music, writing songs, painting, photography, computer whiz
lives: in either a grundgy "inner west" neighbourhood or by the beach in a shack... whichever
job: professional laid back bum
top/ bottom: top... vers :P
what he likes to do on the weekends: he likes to hold me in his arms and kiss me and tell me I'm everything to him
cock size: 7.5-8 no bigger thanks!
weight range: 85-105kgs
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Isnt all this crap on your gaydar profile?

loco fill it OUT. its a surgery! a census for the gay kommunti
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height: 180-185
age range: 35-40.. id go 33-42 ish but no more! 29 to 32 is fine as well.
ethnicity: white
interests: movies, art, playing music, writing songs, painting, photography, computer whiz
lives: in either a grundgy "inner west" neighbourhood or by the beach in a shack... whichever
job: professional laid back bum
top/ bottom: top... vers :P
what he likes to do on the weekends: he likes to hold me in his arms and kiss me and tell me I'm everything to him
cock size: 7.5-8 no bigger thanks!
weight range: 85-105kgs

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life is short have an affair?!~ fazzical!
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30th July 2012, 09:45 PM Old #17

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I would post on this but I fear backlash!
It’s like I’m a gay salmon fighting for my life in a river of bears

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I think your age-ometer might be out abit - he is nowhere near 35/40 years old
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omg that guy is soo hot!
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He's mine E.
Stop rolling your eyes, fool. ^ This shit is f**king fabulous.

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My Bf
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why is ur bf posing topless with a woman?!
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why is ur bf posing topless with a woman?!

Forget her....he is hot!!!
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OK, Mr Ernesto! Here's mine!


height: Is that with or without zimmer frame?
age range: old, like me (they can't run away from you so quickly then, especially with a frame)
ethnicity: anything but a "trekkie" (one must set standards somewhere, sorry "trekkie" fans)
interests: hopefully me (that is, as long as the Dementia is not too far advanced)
lives: yes, would prefer that he lives, but if not......................
job: not to spend all the pension money at the pokies.
top/bottom: yes, top and bottom dentures would be nice (this, of course, can be negotiable though )
what does he like to do on weekends: hazardous sports like "extreme knitting" (shows lack of arthritis)
cock size: no pets, but if he must have one, would prefer a hamster to a cock.
weight range: somewhere in the weight range that 2 emergency workers would be able to lift, if he falls over (again!)


categories such as degree of deafness, continent vs incontinent, metal vs titanium joint replacements and eating solid food vs puree diet would also be helpful for us "senior" posters.

(Mental Note To Self: Must remember when setting up GRINDR account, not to be this "picky")


Well, that's my wish list completed..........NEXT!
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height: 173-193
age range: 20-30
ethnicity: Somewhat of a banana
interests: Me
lives: Like Freaky, a pulse is a must. How else would he get hard?
job: Has one, but not one where he has to work 60+ hours a week.
top/ bottom: Both
what he likes to do on the weekends: go out and do/see/eat stuff?
cock size: big enough to use, but not so big as to dislocate my jaw.
weight range: healthy
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Simple and loving, and can cook something good now and then.
Does not go to nightclubs but likes to go to the beach.
Not petite with enough muscle tone to give a really nice hug.
Not overly pretty, but cute.
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I would post on this but I fear backlash!

Hey TT, I still love u
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31st July 2012, 05:43 PM Old #30

I am who I am. And sweetie..your approval isn't needed no matter how much you think it is!
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My ideal BF - MOOSEY
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