We may laugh now but believe me, it happens...

Back in the day, my sister started dating a woman who was a bit of a bloody babe, but was notorious for entertaining the attentions of unstable types. Anyway, one such girl started to take a bit of an unhealthy fascination with her, and under the misguided impression that she possessed breathtaking singer/songwriter abilities, stood outside their bedroom window for several nights warbling such undeniable panty-looseners as 'Sway' by Bic Runga, and 'Kiss From A Rose' by Seal, while they lay in bed inside with all the lights turned off, trying desperately not to giggle...

sounds hilarious BW ... though sway and kiss from a rose are not panty droppers for me ...
if ever I had the privilege of a stalker outside my bedroom window i would be requesting leave your hat on (joe cocker) or raspberry beret or cream (prince) ... one can only dream.

- Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?
I'm a bit of an optimist, so I'd choose prison. Bad Girls...nuff said

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with?
Patience Hodgson, Jennifer Tilly, Selma Blair...all at once.

- When is the last time you called in sick?
About 6 months ago. I hated work so much that I stuffed tissues up my nose and pretended that I had the flu.

- What did you do last night?
Went to a lame ass prom themed party. The shitter exploded at the original venue so it was moved to a small, local bar while the plumbing took place. there were like, 20 people there in total. I won the 'Prom King' title though and pissed off some punters cos they took it far too seriously.

- What would come up on a Google search of your name?
An author who wrote the book, 'What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About?'

- What are your nervous habits?
Chew my bottom lip, sing to myself.

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you?
Someone with a clear style and lots of colours. Hipster ladies, I suppose.

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?
Cos I can't be bothered replacing the battery, and it totez works better!!

- What colour is your toothbrush?
green and white.

- Have you ever regretted loving someone?
No, It's all stepping stones to bigger and better things. Although, my cray cray ex ladyfriend shredded my fave cd's, so that kinda sucked.

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?
Last night, if we're talking stubbies. Pure Blonde.

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it?
I never really make NYR's.

- What's your ringtone?
I only just got a new phone so I haven't changed it from the default tune yet. It's stupid pan pipes.

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Originally Posted by Dash80

God I hate that song.

So here are some random questions.


- Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed? Prison - there is always the chance of escape & heaps of stranger sex

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with? Andie mcDowell, Ioann Gruffudd, Donkey from Shrek

- When is the last time you called in sick? 2 July - really I was quite ill

- What did you do last night? Watch TV & play Words With Friends

- What would come up on a Google search of your name? Too much information it would seem. Yes I did just google my name.

- What are your nervous habits? Knuckle cracking

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you? naturalist

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead? I'm male & I don't read instructions

- What colour is your toothbrush? You are really bored aren't you? Red & white.

- Have you ever regretted loving someone? No but I have regretted not acting on that love

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself? last night - rum yum

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it? Never make any so I don't disappoint myself

- What's your ringtone?

Asian style music though I do want the theme from Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence but it's a work phone so I have Buckleys chance.

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Originally Posted by chimpy

You're cool mousey I know there was no maliciousness behind the comment. "I like girls/women" when in reference to why people don't like butcher women is just a pet peeve of mine. Don't worry I will still be listening outside of your window tonight.

I look forward to it, you better not wear a dress =)

I reckon she'll wear her favourite pair of pants, Mousey. You know, the ones with the lining of the pockets cut out

Hey all, have been gone for a while, but am back! So thought i would contribute to the quiz!

Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?
I think I would choose execution, but depends on the method really…

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with?
Well Scarlet Johansson, Eva Simons, Eliza Dushku, but there are so many to choose from…

- When is the last time you called in sick?
Would be a year or so ago…

- What did you do last night?
Played wheelchair basketball- great fun, though my upper body strength is appalling compared to the people who actually require wheelchairs!

- What would come up on a Google search of your name?
Probably a million and one people who are not me- common name problem…

- What are your nervous habits?
Counting

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you?
I love all sorts of clothing, anything that suits someone’s personality makes me happy. I don’t like when people just dress up like all of their friends… but if I have to choose one thing I would say jeans!

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?
Because I might not have pressed it properly the first time! And it works better, and also takes care of some of the frustration!

- What colour is your toothbrush?
White, and purple, I think…

- Have you ever regretted loving someone?
Nope

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?
Couple of years now, not much of a drinker ☺

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it?
I think it might have had something to do with passing exams, have yet to fail any, but not currently studying…

- What's your ringtone?
I like a real phone sound- unfortunately my phone doesn’t have one of those, so it is the closest I could get…

- Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?
life in prison?? might be interesting!

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with?
Mila Kunis, Jessica alba, marilyn monroe

- When is the last time you called in sick?
a few months ago when i had the sads

- What did you do last night?
Taught a zumba class

- What would come up on a Google search of your name?
all the competitions i have entered (bit of a hobby)

- What are your nervous habits?
blushing, giggling and looking at the ground

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you?
someone who isnt afraid to be different and are confident with what they are wearing

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?
just to double check that i am pressing the right button? lol

- What colour is your toothbrush?
pink and white

- Have you ever regretted loving someone?
yes! long story

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?
red wine last year and it was tragic!

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it?
I made a resolution to not make any lol

- What's your ringtone?
lady gaga telephone (cliche i know!)

Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed? life in prison

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with? Kate Beckinsale,Mila Kunis, Helen Mirren

- When is the last time you called in sick? couple of months ago

- What did you do last night? Pretended to write an essay as I watched a movie

- What would come up on a Google search of your name? Half naked girls, it seems I have a porno name

- What are your nervous habits? Fidgeting

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you? Casual, but mostly if they look comfortable in what their wearing.

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead? Everyone knows thats how to get it working, LOL

- What colour is your toothbrush? Green

- Have you ever regretted loving someone? Never, I sometimes wish I didn't fall as fast as I do

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself? Beer, last saturday. Spirits, January

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it? To drink until I forgot about my nan dying. Didn't work though

- What's your ringtone?Every you and every me, Placebo

- Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?
executed painlessly

- Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with?
julia volkova, lena katina, setsuna meioh(does it have to be a real person?)

- When is the last time you called in sick?
last week i went to the doctors

- What did you do last night?
homework

- What would come up on a Google search of your name?
lots of chinese

- What are your nervous habits?
breathing deeply, trying to calm down??

- What kind of fashion sense attracts you?
nothing too girly

- Why do you press harder on the remote when you know it’s the battery that’s going dead?
im too lazy to change it

- What colour is your toothbrush?
purple and white

- Have you ever regretted loving someone?
no, never loved someone before

- When was the last time you drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?
too young, cant drink

- What was your New Year’s resolution this year? How long did it take you to break it?
cant remember it.... do more sport??

- What's your ringtone?
Zachem Ya... its the only song i can hear