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Originally Posted by Dsquare

Don't be silly. Why would a Lithuanian on a jet-ski in the middle of the Simpson Dessert want to eat my parents.

You have quite an imagination there Mr Wonderland.

Coz jet-skis are renowned for being very hard on the digestive system?

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Originally Posted by TheOldie

fucking delusional old maids living out fantasies on a forum

Oh go and post a picture of a semi-naked twink.

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Originally Posted by TheOldie

fucking delusional old maids living out fantasies on a forum

I would address this comment, TheOldie, but "F**king Delusional Old Maids Living Out Fantasies" is covered under Chaper 17 of the "Downton Abbey Malevolent Housekeeper's Handbook Of Happiness" and whilst I'm trying to get through this "charming" book as quickly as I can,....... speed reading is NOT my forte.



Please, Mr Wonderland, do NOT hold this unfortunate trait of slow reading against me. Think, instead of all those wonderful traits I've previously mentioned - stern, forceful but ultimately classy with guests to your lovely mansion (IKEA, I believe the name is) and I'm able to give pesky utility meter readers a good frisking and body cavity search (think of the cheaper rates awaiting you now we'll have that carbon tax & god knows it looks like you'll need cheaper rates if you want to keep the name of your mansion lit up all night)




(Mental Note To Self: Check on name "Elisabeth Birdsworth" that Dsquare mentioned in my "personal" files.......it rings a bell!! )

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Originally Posted by Wonderland

If this is what your support/suspension/infrastructure looks like,



you are hired.

The wrapping may be similar but I can't vouch for the contents.

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Originally Posted by Wonderland

Coz jet-skis are renowned for being very hard on the digestive system?

If I may interject, Mr Wonderland, I believe they go down easier with peri-peri sauce and a nice salad.....or so I remember from working at Wentworth when my "charges" there would try sneaking things in! It was so "du jour" back then!


I have to admit they never tried smuggling in a jet ski, but I do remember a particular nasty incident with 3 inma...errr...charges and an American jeep.





(Mental Note To Self: See if you can get that old confiscated American jeep running again, Freaky. It will definitely need new spray painting - old digestive juices can be so corrosive )

forgive me absence

i was talking to th neighbours while they were washing th car

i did manage to snap a sneaky foto

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Originally Posted by sneakos

forgive me absence

i was talking to th neighbours while they were washing th car

i did manage to snap a sneaky foto

They have neighbours like that next door to Mr Wonderland's mansion, IKEA??????

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

They have neighbours like that next door to Mr Wonderland's mansion, IKEA??????

Ah, that would be Sven, Sven, Sven and Bjorn.

Same Same Media Player

Knitting Grandma - YouTube

I'm a bedlinen tart. I can't get enough of high thread count white sheets. Benson surry hills is my pick.

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Originally Posted by Fetishgurl

I'm a bedlinen tart. I can't get enough of high thread count white sheets. Benson surry hills is my pick.

^^^ Well, I wouldn't mention that to Sven, Sven, Sven & Bjorn!..... They might pinch them for washing cars.


(Mental Note To Self: See if Sven, Sven, Sven & Bjorn will wash anything else besides cars. Mr Wonderland needs someone to wash the windows of his mansion, "IKEA" )

That's hilarious

Freaky, we can always ask Sven, Sven, Sven & Björn to wash us, like if we were bed ridden folk.
They certainly got the asses to pull it off.

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Originally Posted by Wonderland

Freaky, we can always ask Sven, Sven, Sven & Björn to wash us, like if we were bed ridden folk.
They certainly got the asses to pull it off.

Well, I'm not sure how "classy" that would be, Mr Wonderland????....But as long as I can wear my black leather gloves whilst they're doing it........I guess it would be OK!!!!!




(Mental Note To Self: Get Sven, Sven, Sven & Bjorn to wash us before doing the windows of Mr Wonderland's mansion, IKEA......... Or the boys will be toooo tired to give us a "good lathering up". )

I just bought some nice drinking glasses, the woolies one are rubbish and break easily.

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Originally Posted by Wonderland

Freaky, we can always ask Sven, Sven, Sven & Björn to wash us, like if we were bed ridden folk.
They certainly got the asses to pull it off.

Ahem. Aren't we forgetting someone?

Is this what happened to the fourth horseman of the apocalypse?

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Originally Posted by MyBoyFreindIsGay

I just bought some nice drinking glasses, the woolies one are rubbish and break easily.

I'm confused I thought koalas got all the moisture they required from eucalyptus leaves

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Originally Posted by Dsquare

Ahem. Aren't we forgetting someone?

Is this what happened to the fourth horseman of the apocalypse?

Well derrr..... Of course you're invited!.....That's a "given" (as the youngens say)

But I'm afraid the frilly french maid's uniform will have to come off

And you can borrow my rubber truncheon to hide any "naughty bits", if you like?





(Mental Note To Self: Is Mr Sneakos the Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse?....and if so.... what's the name of his nice G. G.? )

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Originally Posted by Dsquare

Ahem. Aren't we forgetting someone?

Is this what happened to the fourth horseman of the apocalypse?

Third man D2, third man.
Sneakos is the 4th one, he's the jester.

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

(Mental Note To Self: Is Mr Sneakos the Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse?....and if so.... what's the name of his nice G. G.? )

Quentin Bryce?

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Originally Posted by Dsquare

Quentin Bryce?

What an odd name for a horse???.......but then the nice Mr Sneakos isn't known for being "conventional"

Not sure how Sneakos would go riding the old nag but each to their own.

Geez, anyone reading this thread would wonder what the 3 of you have been smoking? Ya crazy, funny yes, but fucking crazy also!! LOL.