Strangely enough, not at all stirrer!

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Originally Posted by inkling

Strangely enough, not at all stirrer!

Well you most certainly gave me that impression.

We must be on different wave lengths coz your post actually reminded me of a french Gerard Depardieu movie but you seem to think I was stirring!?
Why would you think that?

Silly wavelengths. I (jokingly) implied that you were saying the person who was texting me incessantly was Gerard Depardieu, so I said if you changed his sex and age and gave him my phone number you would be getting closer to the culprit. Awkward.

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Originally Posted by inkling

Silly wavelengths. I (jokingly) implied that you were saying the person who was texting me incessantly was Gerard Depardieu, so I said if you changed his sex and age and gave him my phone number you would be getting closer to the culprit. Awkward.

But why did you call me a stirrer??

Dear flu,
It's over between us, I need you to leave so I can move on.

Question: Why do you NEED to keep intruding in MY life. If your life is that sad, than fix it...get some backbone and fix it cos only you can. I know if you looked deep down inside yourself, you do have the strength to do what you know you want to do. Its there. Go for it. Believe in yourself.
In any regard, move away from my world, my life and get on with yours.
Maybe you need to ask yourself why you need to know.?.

Flo Rida: For the love of god please stop rapping your crap rap on top of house tracks I love. Ugh you kill them. Can't you afford writers that make you new beats? Is there a shortage or something? It's easy, I can do it for you. Seriously.

Word: Now I remember why I like to use Notepad... I hate your squiggly green lines >;/ Stop telling me I'm not allowed to structure my sentences like that... I can and I will.

Words will never say what I need to right now.

Lmao such a funny comment, poor kid. Wouldn't like to be a kid and ride a scooter in front of your apartment.

To the girl from allianz I just spoke to on the phone: my reason for giggling towards the end was cause I was so tempted to chat you up and query a potential date haha... Please attach your name and details to that email

Body, I know you have this routine worked out for me, but if I'm going to be awake past midnight tonight, waking me before 5am is not a good plan for us.

To the kitchen ladies who make the patient sandwiches: Can I have the ham with chutney tomorrow? The ham with cheese I'm not a fan of. I know they're not meant for me, but when I'm hungry they're better than what the vending machine has. Thank-you.

You should just say that all the patients have requested that specific sandwich.... Then you'll definitely get one

It might look suss.... But it can work, just pretend that you are surprised that they all want that sandwich too

To the dentist - be kind

To my work colleague... go fuck yourself. aaaahh much better now :-)

You: I hate how much I bloody miss you, goddamit

Another you: Youre young, youre physically perfect and good looking... And you have her. I hope you don't take it for granted, cause I'll always be envious of you... And I'll prob always dislike you too

Me: No. Thats going backwards. And ending up in a dead laneway that has an evil dude siting there. It's better you stick with the laneway with the black hole

Food: Make your way to my bed somehow...

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Originally Posted by imamouse

You should just say that all the patients have requested that specific sandwich.... Then you'll definitely get one

It might look suss.... But it can work, just pretend that you are surprised that they all want that sandwich too

Ah, but you see... These sandwiches are not for MY patients, but patients in the wards. It'll look... Too suss <.< >.>

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Originally Posted by svettles83

Ah, but you see... These sandwiches are not for MY patients, but patients in the wards. It'll look... Too suss <.< >.>

Just say you are looking out for them because no one else cared enough to. Then you'll look extra caring and they might reward you with sandwiches!

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Originally Posted by imamouse

Just say you are looking out for them because no one else cared enough to. Then you'll look extra caring and they might reward you with sandwiches!

What do you propose I should say when one day I'm caught taking one of these sandwiches, or the biscuits meant for the patients?

Just testing them to make sure they weren't poisoned, I put patients safety above my own.

You, I miss you so fucking much…So much more than you will ever realise..

You,
Best night I've had out in months & months! Thank you so much x

Me: Youre a moron

Bro: Youre awesome

Mum: Even more so

Swans: I need to be at a winning match tomorrow...

In no particular order…

Hot receptionist at the tattoo parlour…uuunnnfff. and finally some decent tattoos on a chick!!

M, jeezus you're a dork, but I dig it so fucking much!

H, your smile is INCREDIBLE! and your eyes! Wow!!!

C: god fucking damnit. Why do you have a boyfriend?! You were sooooo fucking gorgeous today!!! And your voice - wow. just wow. And I never say it but HOLY BOOBIES!! yum.

You: I can easily see myself falling into that web again, and I disappoint myself cause I don't do what my head is telling me and just distance myself, even just a little bit

Me: You need to stop refraining from what you wanna say and ask cause you know it's all you think about afterwards

A: I know... It's been years and for years I've been saying I'll do something with it, but I realised last year I refrain cause it's my dream and sometimes it feels like it's the only thing that keeps me going... So... No pressure hey?

To these big houses along the beaches: One day...

Hi fire,
Kindly fuck off.
Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Dash80

Hi fire,
Kindly fuck off.
Thanks.

Did this person reject your amorous advances?

Haha!

It's a fire, not a person.

I laugh cause noone could reject my advances, if they were amorous..

To everyone I come across today.
Sorry. Please, just not today.

Cornflake girl: You make me hungry