What are the secrets of the gay handshake? Does it mean "I'm not attacted to you"? But straight boys don't have this handshake Or perhaps "Just came from the gym, I'm all out"; or "I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"; or "Charmed, I'm sure"?

Please, kindly shed light on this vexing issue. Cheers.

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Originally Posted by Charles T

What are the secrets of the gay handshake?...

Don't believe it for minute. Nor do I believe in this journalistic exercise by a 21 year old TAFE student.
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Originally Posted by Charles T

Does it mean "I'm not attacted to you"?

If there is one like that then I would like to learn it. Not that it would stop them taking a run anyway, knowing what your average gay guy is like.

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Originally Posted by Charles T

What are the secrets of the gay handshake?

WE HAVE A HANDSHAKE??.........Why wasn't I told???

I thought it was all air kisses...................

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

WE HAVE A HANDSHAKE??.........Why wasn't I told???

Lol that's right Freaky - I think a few of us missed the memo & more discreet methods have had to be employed following all that hoo-ha regarding turkey slaps!
I would be disgusted with someone scratching the palm of my hand with their index finger knowing full well they probably had it up their nose 10 minutes earlier
(Mental note: buy hand sanitizer & one for the Freak also)

If it is soft and lingering then he wants you to fuck him.
It is firm and rough then he wants to fuck you.

I made that up, but it probably has some credibility.
Like most thing on this forum..............................

a handshake means i don't know you well enough to kiss you and I have no intention of knowing you better so keep your distance! at least it does for me.

(if i didn't know you well enough for a kiss, but if i liked you, i'd kiss you anyway)

i dont hug. i dont kiss, i fuck. i fuck and i suck and i fuck.

I thought the gay handshake was just grabbing their cock.

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Originally Posted by ernesto_1

i dont hug. i dont kiss, i fuck. i fuck and i fuck.

That's UNCANNY!!!!

I have a friend who has a Jack Russell terrier who does the same thing to visitor's legs.

You're NOT part Jack Russell, are you???............


(Mental Note To Self: Borrow Great Dane from 2 doors up and take him for a walk again to the park. What a wonderful fashion accessory! But this time Freaky don't sit on the grass. Having a Great Dane trying to hump your shoulder is NOT glamourous even if it causes endless laughter for other park goers. )

Thanks to everybody for their posts: they all have some merit -- sarcastic or not! Yeah I get that handshake as a greeting not at all popular with the boys...maybe a girly wave instead LOL

I do the girly wave too, but it has turned into the Queens wave over the years (and I mean Queen Elizabeth, not more gayer) lol.

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Originally Posted by ernesto_1

i dont hug. i dont kiss, i fuck. i fuck and i suck and i fuck.

Your a lean mean fucking sucking machine.