eww thats gross...
stop putting yourself down freaky... I am sure you look way better than how you describe yourself
I've noticed that generally the people who put themselves down are quite decent looking in person

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Originally Posted by guynextdoor

eww thats gross...
stop putting yourself down freaky... I am sure you look way better than how you describe yourself
I've noticed that generally the people who put themselves down are quite decent looking in person

Very kind words, Mr guynextdoor.......Sadly as one gets older, gravity takes hold and everything "heads south".......unless you go to the gym like TheOldie and others do, or perhaps "crossfit" as Mr Sneakos does........for the rest of us........there's just endless hours of fun nursing prolapsed body parts on our laps while watching TV and drinking our hot chocolate.


And you thought all you youngens had the fun????

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Originally Posted by guynextdoor

eww thats gross...
stop putting yourself down freaky... I am sure you look way better than how you describe yourself
I've noticed that generally the people who put themselves down are quite decent looking in person

My grandmother said if she was 40 years younger & Freaky was 40 years older she would have had a go at converting him

I've collated all of Freaky's post & submitted them for the Pulitzer prize - unfortunately Jay Leno was on the judging committee & has used all Freaky's material on his show, I would have preferred Tosh.o but at least we'll get better exposure with Jay. How about it Freak 60:40 split I get the spotters & management fee

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Originally Posted by Marc

The younger guys do seem to have huge cocks....I reckon at the time of conception the outfall of Chernobyl was responsible...OR the Food Standards Authority had not yet caught up with the hormone fed meat people were glutinously eating from the mid 80's onwards! Without fail every guy I've had naked relations with under 30 has a huge wang!

Marc, you claim to have a 'type' guy which from memory is tall and slender. These types of guys usually are well endowed, regardless of age. If you opened your mind to other types of guys you'd find that penis size is still diverse as it ever has been.

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Originally Posted by Kaleb

My grandmother said if she was 40 years younger & Freaky was 40 years older she would have had a go at converting him

I've collated all of Freaky's post & submitted them for the Pulitzer prize - unfortunately Jay Leno was on the judging committee & has used all Freaky's material on his show, I would have preferred Tosh.o but at least we'll get better exposure with Jay. How about it Freak 60:40 split I get the spotters & management fee.

Very kind of you, Mr Kaleb!....You did of course forget to mention who gets what ratio......so I'm very happy with your generousity.......60% will do nicely thanks (phew thought it would be 50:50)

Please tell your lovely grandmother if old Freaky was 40 yrs older that would make me........9.....errr.......well, older enough and probably senile enough to forget what the hell Nanna Kaleb was trying to convert me too.

But please send her my best wishes and salutations anyway.....And let her know that if she ever needs another heir for her Will, I'm always available....Oh, and Freaky only takes cash....no bits of all "inheritance tatt"......that's for the family to have.

A distinct feeling of inadequacy....


Is what happens when your reading this thread holding a 600ml can of V

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

At this age people might expect your arse cheeks to be flapping around your knee caps but let gravity do that for you....not some "1.25litre coke bottle" type dick attached to a youngen.....

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Originally Posted by lancealot

A distinct feeling of inadequacy....


Is what happens when your reading this thread holding a 600ml can of V

A distinct feeling of terror . . .


OR reading this thread holding a 1.25 litre coke bottle

I'm drinking shots. I feel completely adequate.

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

Sadly as one gets older, gravity takes hold and everything "heads south" ...... unless ...... perhaps "crossfit" as Mr Sneakos does ......

believe me mrF everything heads south anyways

its called ageing and i got no control over that - so ur not alone bro

i do x-fit cos its heaps of fun and i feel good (kinda liek others who have their own hobbies and/or interests)

i accepted th ageing process along time bac - im just having fun along th way

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Originally Posted by guynextdoor

stop putting yourself down freaky... I am sure you look way better than how you describe yourself

100%

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Originally Posted by sneakos

believe me mrF everything heads south anyways

its called ageing and i got no control over that - so ur not alone bro

i do x-fit cos its heaps of fun and i feel good (kinda liek others who have their own hobbies and/or interests)

i accepted th ageing process along time bac - im just having fun along th way



100%

Hdy sneaks, there is one part of me that points north, a lot of the time

^^^ spesh when theres a pic of tom daley around

lmao

hwdy moosey

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Originally Posted by sneakos

^^^ spesh when theres a pic of tom daley around

lmao

hwdy moosey

Hey sneakos, yeah ur right, especially when theres a pic of Tom Daley, or Matt Mitcham as well

for u moosey

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Originally Posted by sneakos

for u moosey

Thanx sneakos, my dream couple, would love to be with both of them, I would be in absolute heaven

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Originally Posted by Marc

If your penis is 'V' can thick and 20cm long when erect, lets do a transplant. Mine will, when inverted provide you with a very nice and tight vag. Win ...Win!

Sorry hon, no "V" can thick and 20cm long schlong here. Still, if you ever want that transplant I could do with a tight vag *giggles*

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Originally Posted by guru_g

That's fine as long as you realise there are many people out there that feel just as strongly who are pro-circumcision.

Religion or not, I don't care. I just think it makes the penis look much more attractive and is inherently much cleaner.

I've spent years having my OPINION shot down down by anti-circ psychos - the type of people that would fit in with the anti-abortion crusaders in America. There's a woman in America who has dedicated her life to it - forget about poverty, world peace, starving kids in Africa, AIDS, cancer and all the other issues that she could be contributing something positive to

I'm at the point now where I'm happy to say to people: "I don't like uncut dicks. Deal with it!"

I'm fine to know that there are people like you that have the opposite opinion - that's life. I just hope you aren't one of the anti-circ psycho brigade who can't tolerate any other opinion than their own.

There are also people out there who are pro 'female circumcision'.... how do you feel about that? are you pro, against, or is the the choice of the owner of the clitoris in question???

Circumcision should be the choice of the person who's penis is at risk of being mutilated. Not doctors, not religious leaders... and not parents (i mean parents can't authorise a child getting a tattoo... which is much easier to reverse).

So many so called 'pro circ' use the argument of health benefits, spouting statistics supporting a lower chance of contracting STD's in the circumcised, but remember that removing the tonsils eliminates tonsillitis, but we don't do that until after the desease is diagnosed and only then in extreme cases, removing a prostate eliminates prostate cancer but we don't do that until its diagnosed... and removing a woman's breasts removes the risk of breast cancer, but aren't lopping those off.....

And before you say that it is different.... yeah your right, it is.... the health risks of keeping a foreskin are easily avoided (unlike the above) with the proper education for boys of caring for the foreskin and implementing the correct sexual health practises that we all should be using regardless of being uncut or cut...

Unless medically necessary, there is not reason for a circumcision.... just like a hysterectomy, mastectomy or orchiectomy.

There is no argument for mutilating a baby in a completely unnecessary procedure... leave it alone and let the child make its own choice when of age, and imagine what choice you would make if someone was going to start removing parts of your genitals.

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Originally Posted by Barrin

What's always odd about this debate is if someone has BO or bad breath we blame them for their poor hygiene. If a foreskin is smelly we blame the foreskin.

exactly.

Any gay man worth his salt likes a foreskin, I can't speak for girls or "straight" guys because they are weird.

(salty foreskin FTW)

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Originally Posted by MrAsh

Marc, you claim to have a 'type' guy which from memory is tall and slender. These types of guys usually are well endowed, regardless of age. If you opened your mind to other types of guys you'd find that penis size is still diverse as it ever has been.

Its great to have someone who is a veteran willy slurper enlighten us on the endowment of men.

You have so much knowledge to offer the community.

I'm uncut,
wanna see?

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Originally Posted by MyBoyFreindIsGay

Its great to have someone who is a veteran willy slurper enlighten us on the endowment of men.

You have so much knowledge to offer the community.

I almost wet myself laughing!

Yes I do have a type. I do like tall, slim, men. I don't care what people will think of me re the following, but I have been around 'to many to count' naked men, had sex with too many, been naked and rejected by too many. I know how diverse the size, shape, look, and feel a penis can be. Still all this doesn't help me feel better about my own body, and I'll own up and admit I have issues, but after trawling online or flicking through Grindr or Scruff profiles where guys either boast about the size of their cock as if it's some kind of achievement, OR unless your cock isn't 8+ then don't bother....... it does wear a bit thin....pun intended!

i avoid guys who have trouble retracting foreskin. could be a lot of dirt hiding inside, and also the head is too sensitive for fun. cums too easily.

I met a sexy guy from America where as most of you know... 99% of guys are cut... This sexy man was in the process of regrowing his foreskin with a simple device that does not cost a lot at all... Here is the link (BTW I got to see it too and I gotta say as an uncut guy myself... It looked great!http://www.tlctugger.com/products.htm

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Originally Posted by Sexycoffeeguy

I met a sexy guy from America where as most of you know... 99% of guys are cut... This sexy man was in the process of regrowing his foreskin with a simple device that does not cost a lot at all... Here is the link (BTW I got to see it too and I gotta say as an uncut guy myself... It looked great!http://www.tlctugger.com/products.htm

They look a bit like a "penis torture" devices!

Actually, Freaky's heard of these devices before. Have heard of varying degrees of success, also, but you said his was successful.

Just out of curiousity Mr Sexycoffeeguy, do you remember which device the guy you met had?

There are several on the page.

It's a two stage system...STAGE 1 http://www.tlctugger.com/prodRC.htm Do what it says there... This painlessly stretches the skin back over the head of the penis (over time) making new skin cells grow...
Stage 2... this grips the newly formed skin and further promotes skin cell growth over time... the cups grab the inside and outside of the foreskin and you either attach weights (Awkward much!!??) or do what I saw and use the elastic straps and attach it to in inside of your leg... Just wear it with pants that dont show. http://www.tlctugger.com/Media/TuggerDemo.mov
Enjoy the video

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

They look a bit like a "penis torture" devices!

Actually, Freaky's heard of these devices before. Have heard of varying degrees of success, also, but you said his was successful.

Just out of curiousity Mr Sexycoffeeguy, do you remember which device the guy you met had?

There are several on the page.

This one http://www.tlctugger.com/Media/TuggerDemo.mov

It was this one... Enjoy the Video

http://www.tlctugger.com/Media/TuggerDemo.mov

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Originally Posted by The_Freak

They look a bit like a "penis torture" devices!

Actually, Freaky's heard of these devices before. Have heard of varying degrees of success, also, but you said his was successful.

Just out of curiousity Mr Sexycoffeeguy, do you remember which device the guy you met had?

There are several on the page.

And just whom do you plan on experimenting on at Wentworth Correctional Facility??

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Originally Posted by Kaleb

And just whom do you plan on experimenting on at Wentworth Correctional Facility??

Oh Mr Kaleb! ...........

Wentworth as you may or may not be aware, is a High Security Female Correctional Facility.

"Woodridge" prison houses the men.

So no-one in Wentworth of course would be eligible ...... and we don't "experiment" ........

That's strictly against Department policy!! ..............

We call for "volunteers"


That'll be the officers from Woodridge with a new batch of ...... "volunteers"

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Originally Posted by sneakos

According to the site 'circumstitions' Mr Mitcham is still intact and I would assume Mr Daley is as well.

http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous5b.html#swim