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Originally Posted by JarrodJ

haha with regards to size, it's similar to a dildo.

But I only ever use it for crushing fruit for when I'm charming someone by marking them a cocktail or two.

I've never heard of it described in that way before.

the size being similar to a dildo?

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Originally Posted by JarrodJ

the size being similar to a dildo?

Maybe I'm just feeling a bit delirious right now.

It's hard wood that pummels fruits, I understand if you need to take a moment :P

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Originally Posted by Kaleb

island hopping

a strategy for picking up women, named after the Allies' strategy used in World War II. It consists of using an uglier girl to get closer to her hotter friends, and then in turn using that girl to get closer to her hotter friends, jumping from girl to girl until you've reached your desired goal.

I 've thought about the "strategy" of this "island hopping" and it just doesn't make sense to old Freaky (maybe my Alzheimer's is playing up.... again!).

If there is some "desired goal" then why the f**k wouldn't you just go up to the "desired goal" in the first place?? You're either going to be their "type" (and yes, MrAsh we shouldn't have types!) and you're going to "click" with them straight away.........or you're not!!!!

Doing all this so called "island hopping" sounds like a big waste of time. I can only speak for myself but if I was the "desired goal" (and yes!....your Uncle Freaky needs you boys & girls to really s-t-r-e-t-c-h your imagination here), I dont think I'd be too flattered to know that some guy had dated a lot of people I knew just to get closer to me.

Nothing smells like "fickle loser" to your Uncle Freaky more, then someone who "serial dates" and cant stay in a relationship with one person.

Now don't get me wrong! I know plenty of people who are, you could say, "professionally single".

They don't want a relationship and probably date a lot....to Freaky, that's different, "a horse of entirely a different colour" as we used to say.

But someone who does this "island hopping"..............

Mr jaychou as others have already posted on this thread, I wouldn' be too upset by this fool.

In fact I'd be REALLY glad he moved on to someone else (& hopefully not someone you're friends with)

And if he's posted anything on Facebook about you and "island hopping".............don't be too upset

Because by showing he "island hops" he's just shown the whole world........

..........what a TWAT he really is!!!.....

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Originally Posted by Marko

Glad to hear you're making mates and being yourself Bobby. Still out west?

yes still out west, I was always a happy person, but I am just alot more happier now and relaxed

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Originally Posted by jaychou

I was furious coz I didnt even understand the "islands hopping" term related to me till now..damn! I feel like I'm dumbed!

Oh hon, sadly some guys can be real bastards at times. This guy sounds like one of them. Try not to feel too badly & don't see it as a reflection of you or something you did/didn't do. As others have said there are some people out there in the community that are not just worth the time and effort and this guy is the perfect illustration of that.

Awww, you guys here are just great, hugs!
No wonder why that jerk's removed the post on FB, he himself even felt ashamed of that obviously!

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Originally Posted by Matt Akersten

What a douche.

"Oh no you didn't!!!"

Very constructive.

Well I'm glad it's worked out for you Jay. Just don't obsess over douches, I've done that in the past and 'Army guy' is a case in point and Ernesto really helped me getting over that issue. Thanks be to Ernesto!

I have nothing more to add.

*hugs

I am not sure how you interpreted the Facebook post..

Is landing in Vietnam such a bad thing?

Maybe you should lighten up.

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Originally Posted by MyBoyFreindIsGay

I am not sure how you interpreted the Facebook post..

Is landing in Vietnam such a bad thing?

Maybe you should lighten up.

It's the "island hopping" remark which upset him. It implies exploitation.

why are there a lot of jerks out there?

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Originally Posted by kngo6803

It's the "island hopping" remark which upset him. It implies exploitation.

I have no idea what Island hoping is?

I was thinking a yacht in the Caribbean................no?

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Originally Posted by MyBoyFreindIsGay

I have no idea what Island hoping is?

I was thinking a yacht in the Caribbean................no?

It was explained in the previous page. It's basically hopping from one person to the next, using each one as an island to get the next person in order to get into the pants of the intended gold.

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Originally Posted by kngo6803

It was explained in the previous page. It's basically hopping from one person to the next, using each one as an island to get the next person in order to get into the pants of the intended gold.

General macarthur must be rolling in his grave at the modern conitation of the term

I have no idea why I typed "gold" when I meant "goal" S: