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Originally Posted by svettles83

Cornflake girl: You make me hungry

Cornflakes are good for breakfast lunch and dinner!


To my ex : What was i thinking?

Dear influenza, if you fuck with me getting to Adelaide this weekend there will be hell to pay.

Dear new guy,

Things aren't looking good for you right now

Dear french man, I assume/hope that by you cancelling on me AGAIN this will mean you won't be charging me full price for my visits. Sincerely, one annoyed client.

You: it's been more than two weeks since I've talked to you.. And like I told myself I knew I'd feel better about myself. Surprisingly I don't exactly care...

Another you: Hi... The more you choose love songs and classic rock, the more I'll choose dance and ultimate 2000s and I shall win. Oh and I'll always be embarrassed by that... You've seen me at my worst. It's nice to have you back in my life, though. Like I've said in here before... I'm always going to have a soft spot for you...

I often wonder about you.

Man up, woman... You actually have it really good. Two more things to get sorted and thats it. Bring on the 21st of next month.

To the girl who's the reason for my car having gold 104 as a preset station: *throws nuts at you* get in contact with me, I want a coffee n movie date. I miss your cold self

Yep, I still like you. Fail by me. Why do I bother spending energy on it when I know it wont happen?

To you: **** you!
*restrains self from ranting*

Dear lecturer...I'm not smiling at you, I'm being a creep admiring the gorgeous girl behind you..

To D
You're a strong young man, beat this thing xx

dear manifest
thank you

To the vw behind me watching me intentionally go through puddles... Yeah, I do that. Try it sometime, it's fun

Influenza - It has been days and I can still barely move. LEAVE ME ALONE >=(

To the people in my life: it's gonna start again, so be prepared for emoness. And just let me do it, I need it. Sometimes it really does feel like it's the only thing I have going for me

My brain: it's not normal to get into REM that quick or be in it so much. You know this. If you had a study you'd be put on meds. Less, please, it's makes me way too emotionally exhausted

Dear tequila,
I hate you

Cocktails,
You're awesome

To you,
Nescafe. That is all.

To another you,
I'm going to have one of those awesome coffee machines at the new place. If you accept the invite coffee and cheesecake made by me may be offered to you.

I believe in you less and less everyday.

To the unknown person who spiked my drink: you are a jerkface and I still won't sleep with you.

To the person who took half my washing off the line, folded it and then rearranged the remainder on the line....

Thanks, but leave my stuff alone CREEP

Eeww that is creepy link.

To You...
Just cos im a lesbian does not mean im blind and cant see an attractive guy.
And no that doesnt make me bi or mean im going to jump the fence FFS.

To everyone walking passed my peg. SIT ON MY PEG!



PLEASE?!

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Originally Posted by stephla

To the unknown person who spiked my drink: you are a jerkface and I still won't sleep with you.

Shit Stephla, You ok?

To the mirror. Stop being a mole.

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Originally Posted by stephla

To the unknown person who spiked my drink: you are a jerkface and I still won't sleep with you.

That's awful, hope youre ok

To my cousin: my hands aren't "feminine", theyre musicians hands/fingers... Theres a difference and just cause I know my techy stuff doesn't make me a nerd... Or dooeess it? O.o

To all mother's out there: you must have some mean biceps happening

You: Next time can it be someone else? I don't do too well when you don't need me anymore and you move on with life. Clearly I'm not over things and get trapped again easily and hence dont take it too well in the end. So next time someone else? Even if it's me youre thinking about.

Black Swan,

You've still got it.

Sam: 2 US Open's in a row... you can do it

To today's girl, I've never served you before... your smile beautiful and is stuck in my head... Come back tomorrow?