I read a brilliant article once, where the author reported back after attending an intimate show held by a dominatrix -it was a 'How-to' for lesbians who were looking at getting into BDSM play. Anyway, the host brought out a beautiful woman (Introduced as one of her lovers) and proceeded to tie her up and tease her, with the help of an assistant. The author said that by this point, everyone was getting a bit hot under the collar, when suddenly the hostess reaches into her bag of tricks and pulls out a packet of pop-rocks. All were mesmerised as she teasingly sprinkled them onto the model's wet pussy, causing her to squeal in delight as they spluttered and fizzed.

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Originally Posted by Bar Wench

I read a brilliant article once, where the author reported back after attending an intimate show held by a dominatrix -it was a 'How-to' for lesbians who were looking at getting into BDSM play. Anyway, the host brought out a beautiful woman (Introduced as one of her lovers) and proceeded to tie her up and tease her, with the help of an assistant. The author said that by this point, everyone was getting a bit hot under the collar, when suddenly the hostess reaches into her bag of tricks and pulls out a packet of pop-rocks. All were mesmerised as she teasingly sprinkled them onto the model's wet pussy, causing her to squeal in delight as they spluttered and fizzed.

LOVE IT!!!

But I thought I had an original idea there......

My idea included pop rocks in melted chocolate:cool The warm melted chocolate would have made it soooo much better. Surely

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Lol. Popping choc is famous here already.... Now i think youll have a devout following Mac esp if u tell us all the ways in which we can use it.

BW had it figured out. But I had it in melted chocolate slowly dripping down the inside thighs...which of course needed to be licked up........................slowly

Having a criminal minds marathon in bed, drooling over Garcia, wishing someone would make me a cuppa.

Stroking my thingy..

ok I stopped now, the thread can resume.

Heading off to fathers day lunch with dad and grandpa

Devouring a punnet of strawberries and a V&T after a loooooooong night

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Devouring a punnet of strawberries and a V&T after a loooooooong night

What is with those Strawberries in the shops?

A lot of them are green and not sweet, yet they still sell them.

There is some good farms selling them roadside over Wello point way apparently.

Trying not to let resentment get the better of me as I clean up my place, which got trashed on the weekend while I was working.

Regretting the beer/vindaloo combo that seemed such a good idea at the time.

Feeling so nervous I could vomit.

Wondering whether to go to that interview tomorrow or to be satisfied with the job I just got.

Decisions, decisions.

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Wondering whether to go to that interview tomorrow or to be satisfied with the job I just got.

Decisions, decisions.

It couldnt hurt to go could it? One door closes and another opens and all that.

Bike beach and booze. Works for me today!!!

Trying to sleep and cursing the evil that is night duty.

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Trying to sleep and cursing the evil that is night duty.

But Bellie they need you, stat!! Nightshifts shorten your fucking life in my considered opinion.

Having my first coffee of the day after 2hrs sleep. Jäger's sure left a lasting impression on my body!!!

Ignoring the pile of work I have in front of me

Moving! This is weird...

Thinking. Damn it cos i should be sleeping!

Watching Iron Chef America, eating Ben & Jerry's, pondering life love family culture and religion and missing my girl.

Eeeekk!!! its the big reveal day. lets see if these professional pic peps can work magic!!!

Eating mac & cheese and drinking vodka in my undies

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Eeeekk!!! its the big reveal day. lets see if these professional pic peps can work magic!!!

Did you say something about a new profile pic Unda?

lol i will if u will BW :-)

Freezing my toosh off at AAMI Park... Go Storm.

trying to to my homework..... and failing.....

Listening to Macy Gray, waiting for my steak to cook & cursing that I have to work when I could be tanning.

Wanting to knock out the alarm and manual for not letting me change the code >.<