To the waitress with the dark hair:

Thankyou for noticing my tattoo and knowing instantly who it was. I was very impressed by this. Next time we cross paths I think you will be getting my number. Maybe we could go out sometime. I promise to listen intently to all of your self-indulgent meanderings if you promise to let me kiss you through your stockings.

Dear self:
Calm down, think positive, and keep listening to Sleigh Bells' 'Crush'. You'll make it.

ready to punch some fucking walls you little fucking cun. Actually can't believe how angry you've made me..I never fucking get angry like this..FUCK.

To bladder: Empty yourself in some magical vanishing *poof* way, I'm too lazy to get out of bed. And while you're being all magical for me can you make sure in 3 hours this rain stops? One of my tyres is in no condition for this weather

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Originally Posted by Bar Wench

To the waitress with the dark hair:

Thankyou for noticing my tattoo and knowing instantly who it was. I was very impressed by this. Next time we cross paths I think you will be getting my number. Maybe we could go out sometime. I promise to listen intently to all of your self-indulgent meanderings if you promise to let me kiss you through your stockings.

woohooo go BW

Jesus..I figured it out..

Unbelievable need to feel real love....intense fear of hurt.. Have felt it from one person only....

Sigh...

And I wasn't even stoned.... Never assume

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Originally Posted by megawatts

Dear self:
Calm down, think positive, and keep listening to Sleigh Bells' 'Crush'. You'll make it.

Yes you will Mega....

It's days like today that I wonder what we'd be doing and who'd be here to celebrate. I won't mind too much though, just as long as Elvis is there to sing to you today…Happy 60th Mum

xx Maggie

*hugs* Maggie

*hug* Maggie. Hope you're doing ok.

aww thanks guys Today is a great day - happy memories

Sometimes I wish I had the guts to tell you you're the one I think about and want... But it'll scare you away. Not that i'd know what to do with a response of I want you, too... but I do know my response to a rejection and I'm scared of that. My head tells me to stop being a fool, it just will never happen, and I'm cool with that on my good days... But there are many days I wish you were here, with me, sharing everything. I need to snap out of it... You're too good for me, and with a choice of so many others I know are chasing you, I actually do feel embarrassed for thinking it's possible you could want me in return. So why are you still the one I want to comfort when you're unhappy, be there for when you have the greatest news, and the one I want to smother with kisses? Just a Hello from you everyday would make my day... So on the days it feels like you dislike me, they're the worst

To S, your outrage at those who all went to lunch and left me today made me feel a bit looked after - I like it!

To the preggies, what am I going to do when you two go on maternity leave??

To you, you and you - excesses of perfume are NOT suitable for the workplace - FFS!!

To the crazy little shits I'm now the owner of: you're both fruit loops... Talk about cheering someone up

Music: You really are my sanity. When are you going to be my life? Dammit

Me: Why in the world did you fall asleep with the beanie on?! You can't fix this boof head now

To the boy who's knocking at the door at 430am waking my corridor up because he's mates passed out and locked him out I'm sorry I can't let you in, but I don't know who the fuck you are. Call your mate and leave us alone.

To the wonderful Mouseketeer, thank you so much for your help today! P.S. I think my mum likes you more than me *sigh*

Dashles,

Congrats on your 600th "like"... so proud of you. I aim to achieve the same one day. Amazing. It only feels like yesterday when you reached your 500th... I was so tempted to blow up balloons and chuck a party all the way on the other side of the world.

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Dashles,

Congrats on your 600th "like"... so proud of you. I aim to achieve the same one day. Amazing. It only feels like yesterday when you reached your 500th... I was so tempted to blow up balloons and chuck a party all the way on the other side of the world.

*bows*
Quite obviously, I couldn't have done it without you.

Just because I never say bitchy stuff doesn't mean I can't. If you're going to have that attitude towards me just realise that I can dish just as well...

But Maggie, you say bitchy stuff all the time...

Thank you.

X

God or whoever it is that watches over me: If I do this is it going to work out, or are you just going to smush my dreams?

My brother: What is it you do when you stay in the garage for 2 hours when you come back home? That's too long for a smoko

T A L,

From the stuff I've heard so far, you are more on the money than 21 was. Which I thought would be impossible.

Thanks..

To her, I wonder what you think of me?

Dad, even though you are being a cunt to me tonight…I have the greatest 60th birthday present for you. You should feel lucky to have a daughter like me.

To P,

You are actually insane, like the bad type. Please remove yourself from all forms of contact from me immediately.
And get some help.

To the beautiful boy who currently has no faith in love, she's out there, you just haven't met her yet.