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17th September 2012, 04:34 PM Old #31

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That being asked for dinner means I will inevitably be asked to drill, hang, dig, or take apart something in her house.

LOL - at least she fed you! Did you get fed before or after your labour?
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Usually she'll bring it up before dinner, but then I act grumpy and put-out for a while, then eventually I'll do it after dinner. It's the unspoken order of things. She's on for me breaking up concrete on Saturday morning. What a joke!
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21st September 2012, 12:51 PM Old #33

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Id be raising my price BW dinner doesnt cut it. Ill be asking for dessert and much more..wink wink

....sheesh my minds in the gutter today!!!
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21st September 2012, 01:04 PM Old #34

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Really Unda...don't mind a bit of gutter talk now and then...please continue..
This is when you pick yourself up, dust yourself off and take a step forward. Think Kryptonite.. I believe in you..
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21st September 2012, 01:09 PM Old #35

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**blushing** cats got my tongue!!
Ha!!!
OMM now pussys *giggle* and tongues. lol
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LOL Unda.
This is when you pick yourself up, dust yourself off and take a step forward. Think Kryptonite.. I believe in you..
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21st September 2012, 06:19 PM Old #37

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Id be raising my price BW dinner doesnt cut it. Ill be asking for dessert and much more..wink wink

Do you really think I would do it from the goodness of my own heart?

Nah, it's ok. Makes me feel useful and all that.
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21st September 2012, 09:30 PM Old #38

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That you can get 2 lots of roses in 1 week, and they don't have to be from the same person.

And that thanking person 1 for the 2nd bunch, can end up quite awkward when she didn't send them..
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That you can get 2 lots of roses in 1 week, and they don't have to be from the same person.

And that thanking person 1 for the 2nd bunch, can end up quite awkward when she didn't send them..

Bahahahahahah

Hahahahaha

Ha

Island and a hard place...
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Usually she'll bring it up before dinner, but then I act grumpy and put-out for a while, then eventually I'll do it after dinner. It's the unspoken order of things. She's on for me breaking up concrete on Saturday morning. What a joke!

Breaking up concrete!? She sounds sadistic
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That you can get 2 lots of roses in 1 week, and they don't have to be from the same person.

And that thanking person 1 for the 2nd bunch, can end up quite awkward when she didn't send them..

Awkward...
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Breaking up concrete!? She sounds sadistic

Sure is. You know what they say... A hard woman is good to find
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Awkward...

Indeed..
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Today I have learnt not to go to sleep in the afternoon with a full belly from lunch. Ow.
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24th September 2012, 07:43 AM Old #45

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Sure is. You know what they say... A hard woman is good to find

Love that saying :-)
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24th September 2012, 04:26 PM Old #46

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TIHL

Nothing creates systemetic ineptitude quite like taxpayer dollars.
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That women can sometimes pee on bathroom floors of pubs.
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24th September 2012, 08:21 PM Old #48

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That women can sometimes pee on bathroom floors of pubs.

In a classy place with classy people, I see...
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That a mechanic trying to screw over my GF will only end up with egg on his face and his tail between his legs.
Topping it off his bill magically reduced from a ridiculous $470 to $230!!!
Love it when she gives the dont fuck me over mate talk lol.
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That it costs approximately $160 to bail a runaway frenchie out of the pound.
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That it costs approximately $160 to bail a runaway frenchie out of the pound.

Ohhh no BW!
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Ohhh no BW!

I know, right?! Pulled himself up over a six-foot fence to do it. Determined little shit.

At this rate my weekend away will be reduced to drinking Rumba out of a coke bottle in Fed Square.
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And there's a problem with that? I haven't drunk rumba in like 20 years. Ahhh bad times, also how bloody old am I?
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Lol ha! your got your hands full thats a big jump for a little dog. Havent u got two? Does the other follow suit?
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@ Unda, Luckily I managed to palm off - *Ahem, I mean, re-home- the other little darling to another doting lesbian couple who have also been wanting one for ages. The couple of days between with them both nearly turned my hair grey! I have a big suspicion that they are ex puppy farm dogs, so they need a lot of time spent with them. To make matters worse, my bloody missus left them with me and nicked off to Melbs for ten days

@ Chimpy, Been a while since I last drank Rumba, but I do confess a weakness for Malubu, Midori and pineapple. Yum!
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They must not be close friends cos otherwise youd be worried about payback lol.
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Karma = speeding ticket 21km over after chucking a sickie.

Stealth = hiding the open cider bottle beside the seat before the Sen Con gets to the window

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... That sometimes my creative brain is a genius other times it comes up with crap
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5 hours sleep is NOT enough
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5 hours sleep is NOT enough

By 5, I mean 3.5
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