Honeybooboo was everywhere when I was in the US a few weeks ago

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cracks me up when dogs do this

NZ man gets eel stuck in bottom- 0600 24 Sep 2012




A man showed up at an Auckland hospital emergency room last week with an unusual dilemma — an eel was stuck in his bottom.

The patient informed staff at Auckland City Hospital of his problem and X-rays confirmed his story.

"The eel was about the size of a sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source told the New Zealand Herald.

"Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that they have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."

It is unclear how the eel became stuck inside the man but it is believed it was successfully removed.

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Originally Posted by TheOldie

leik th boyf watchin porn. cep he aint that hairy. lol

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kewl. now i'm soo hungry. thanx oldie

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Originally Posted by moose6969

Hey freaky, where is this place?

new u'd b there in a flash, hey moosey. lol.

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LOL. This cracked old Freaky up, Mr Oldie.

I saw one of my brothers attempt this stunt trying to look like a cowboy when I was a little Freak. And sure enough the horse did exactly the same thing to him."Pig-rooted" off before he could even get on.

Come to think of it ........ not only did he not bother trying it again, he gave up horse-riding and took up motorcycle riding.

Guess they don't kick back the way horses do?

hey freakster, wots pig-root off mean? or do u country bois get up 2 th nasty with th animals? l

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hey freakster, wots pig-root off mean? or do u country bois get up 2 th nasty with th animals? l

No young fagster. It doesn't have anything to do with being "intimate" with animals. LOL.

The way I remember (and anyone from the bush can correct me if I've got it mixed up) father Freaky explaining it to me is

...... for a horse to "buck" you off, all 4 legs of the horse have to leave the ground. Think "bucking broncos " at rodeos (don't quote me, but I think Mr Flounder's avatar is a horse bucking, will have to have another squizz to be sure)

....... if a horse puts it's head down and only the 2 back legs go up (the more common type) it's known as "pig-rooting". Why? To be honest if I was told as a kiddie, I've forgotten.

Your "Uncle" Freaky was pig-rooted off a lot. The horse I use to ride named Challis, didn't like being touched in the flank. Getting on Challis. old Freaky was a bit lazy and didn't lift my leg high enough (no jokes please!!). So I kicked him in the flank getting on & ended up laying in a blackberry patch, when he pig-rooted me off. One of my brothers attempted to get on Challis like in Mr Oldie's gif & when Challis felt hands on his rump, lashed out (like in the gif) & my brother went "sailing". I now realise Challis was definitely not a "bottom" kind of horse. Bad-tempered old gelding (look it up!) if I remember LOL

Also learnt they when you do up the girth (strap that goes under the horse's belly, holding the saddle on) do it when the horse is breathing IN because if they're breathing OUT when you do it up, when you're riding and they breathe IN then you & saddle will slip under the horse's stomach. (Don't ask the obvious, young fagster, just take my word - I KNOW!! )

Bounce to the trot and squeeze with your knees when cantering or galloping. There you go,young fagster, free horse-riding tips!!

I'VE HAD HAND JOBS LIKE THIS .....

DOG MEETS DOG

NO HUGS HERE

NEARLY THERE!! .... NEARLY THERE!!

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new u'd b there in a flash, hey moosey. lol.

Hey dougster, u know me too well, dude

ONE SLURPIE ...... COMING UP!!

"I SAID WE ARE GOING .... NOW!!"

WTF?? .... NIFTY DANCE MOVES

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ... OR IS IT?

BOGAN BARBIE ... COMES WITH OWN "MOBILE HOME" + WHITE TRASH KEN

FINAL IMPACT

LOOKS LIKE THE LAST BLIND DATE I WENT ON