Do you have an addiction to samesame, confess it here. Do you find yourself at your computer at work not getting anything done because of it. Do you rush home and turn on your laptop to see what might be happening. Or do you have a smart phone and find yourself checking samesame whilst in the shower, in the middle of the night when you should be sleeping, up a ladder at work. Not that I'm confessing to that last part ahem. Get help here.

LOL *puts hand up* SS and fb, constant checks... Everywhere. Bloody phone.

Guilty. But it comes in phases & depends what the topic has been, or who has been posting. If people have been boring or generally uninteresting, I stay away for a bit & don't even think about it.

But when Chimpy is being all wise/hilarious/ cranky/talking about me, I can't help myself.
So I'm here a lot.

Cantankerous would have been better.

Ahem.

In my defence, I'm not on FB and have no friends IRL.

Thought so.

I feel so much lighter now.

Same, but that's because I've been living on coffee and cigarettes for the past couple of weeks.

There's nothing quite so good for the waistline as the anxious first moments of singledom.

It's the silver lining of emotional trauma.

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Do you have an addiction to samesame, confess it here. Do you find yourself at your computer at work not getting anything done because of it. Do you rush home and turn on your laptop to see what might be happening. Or do you have a smart phone and find yourself checking samesame whilst in the shower, in the middle of the night when you should be sleeping, up a ladder at work. Not that I'm confessing to that last part ahem. Get help here.

Save me chimpy! I cant not log in, I have compulsions to check Vlads commentry, I cant help but say "hi" in the Newbies thread and I must always read and respond to the crazy surveys (particularly the dirty ones). Is their a patch? Or a clinic I can check into?

Sorry one must save themself before they can help others.

I find I check ss a lot more when I'm feeling shitty hence why I'm on quite a bit at the moment. Taking my bitterness and anger out on faceless people makes me feel good.

Same.

Ohh I just thought you were a cunt.

Cunt shouldn't be used as an insult.

Besides, at least I'm nice in person.

Hahahaha

I must say, I just like a bit of banter - safe in the knowledge that I don't actually have to make time for anyone. Selfish, I know.

Im guilty big time. I just dont want to miss out. i love to live vicariously through u more interesting, quick witted and sharp tongued girls.... cos irl id probably have foot in mouth syndrome or stunned mullet thing going on. Besides the LL gives me the most lesbian interaction iv had... like ever!

Yep sad i am.

*raises hand*

although I mostly come here when I'm either really happy or really depressed. the numb plateau makes me feel too lazy to even write replies.

Haha. I totally relate to that.

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*raises hand*

although I mostly come here when I'm either really happy or really depressed. the numb plateau makes me feel too lazy to even write replies.

But you're hardly ever here, does that mean your plateau has plateaued. (even I don't know what that means I just feel the need to say plateau a lot)

I lurk a lot. I just read all the topics of people living their lives, doing stuff, and think 'wtf should I say?'

"just finished 12 hour shift. smell like a garbage bin because I had to do maintenance after my normal shift, after our maintenance man called in drunk. eating maltesers in bed."

^^^^and feeling so fucking lethargic all the time means its easier to remain silent.


my plateau is a way of life.

I occasionally have moments of shame about the pathetic shit I write on here, and so I don't post my 'wah wah bitch moan cry' thoughts.

I really think plateau should be spelled 'plattow'.

I keep having to go back and swap the 'u' and the 'e'.

Maintainence guys must be the same everywhere. I had a particularly pleasant encounter with one yesterday afternoon - he walked into the kitchen and grabbed an old bit of roast pork that had been soaking out on the benchtop for three hours, shoved it in his face then (while talking with his disgusting mouth open) made fun of my haircut, my tattoo and ageing women. I should have thrown him in the deep-fry.

Btw, I vocalise 'plattow' far too broad for what's appropriate. It sounds like something Les Patterson would say.

There is nothing wrong with maintenance people!

Maintenance people are so uncouth! All of them. Every single one.

har har har

Better than those stupid office workers eating cake all day and crying cause the air-con is too cold.

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Better than those stupid office workers eating cake all day and crying cause the air-con is too cold.

Fuck, that sounds like my induction last week. All four office workers were having a sook because the room was too cold, then made an enormous fuss until their manager came down and put a heater right at their feet. The room was totally fine. I felt like suggesting they perhaps eat a few more pies.

Then they started up on the company's No Alcohol policy... Because 'What if the client feels like having a glass of bubbly? (giggle)'. Ugh, Spew!!!

Office workers, if only you could beat them to death with their mouse.

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Ahem.

In my defence, I'm not on FB and have no friends IRL.

+1

Deleted my facebook months and months ago.