theres something kinda intriguing about it tho - if i was gonna kill someone thats how id do it with full on dismembering
liek id knock on th front door and cos he'd prolly remember me he'd let me in then @ some point id smash him over th head with something heavy then take a knife to th body and cut an arm off and use it liek a paintbrush to paint shit on th walls till th blood ran out then throw th arm on th lounge and cut his head off and put it in a large pot on th stove to boil it up and open up his guts to take out his intestines and string them up on th curtain rod liek christmas lights and finally cut his dick off and stick it rite up his ass
then id b waiting for his flatmate to come home and id go thru th same process with him, but prolly not as violent - maybe just bash him and then stab him and leave him in th shower but i prolly would take his head off to and leave it in th toilet bowl
not that iv ever thought about stuff liek that
ever
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