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30th July 2009, 04:59 PM Old #1

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With the deaths of Bea Arthur, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett & Walter Kronkite this year already, I've been thinking of who might be next (besides Patrick Swayze --- too obvious)...

This is my list:
Pope Benedict XVI - heart attack
Mickey Rooney - cardiac arrest (old age)
Christina Applegate - breast cancer
Liz Taylor - die in her sleep after drinking too much
President Barack Obama - assassination (???)

In making this list I am in no way wishing these celebrities dead, I'm just listing the most likely candidates....
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christina applegate has breast cancer?!
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30th July 2009, 05:15 PM Old #3

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I just hope Britney makes it through her aussie concerts before she carks it
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30th July 2009, 10:00 PM Old #4

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Im tipping:
Gough Whitlam - Im so glad he outlived Joh.
Margret Fulton - she was around in the early day of microwaves.
Ronnie Biggs - Level crossing accident perhaps?
Derryn Hinch - saw him down Chapel St. the other week and he was not looking well.
Molly Meldrum - if the Saints win the Grand Final?
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Im tipping:
Gough Whitlam - Im so glad he outlived Joh.
Margret Fulton - she was around in the early day of microwaves.
Ronnie Biggs - Level crossing accident perhaps?
Derryn Hinch - saw him down Chapel St. the other week and he was not looking well.
Molly Meldrum - if the Saints win the Grand Final?

Good call!
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30th July 2009, 10:13 PM Old #6

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Dame Elisabeth Murdoch, mother of Rupert...
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30th July 2009, 10:42 PM Old #7

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Oh, I am getting a vibe here (and you know my vibes)...........

It's one of the remaining Beatles and it will be an accident of some sort.
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I just hope Britney makes it through her aussie concerts before she carks it

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For a 'D' grade celeb - I'd say Todd McKenney - non-accidental drug overdose at Sleaze......
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31st July 2009, 10:55 AM Old #11

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Diana Ross - liver failure
Katy Perry - Eaten By A Giant Mole
Kevin Rudd - Heart Attack
Lindsey Lohan - O.D.
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Steve Jobs CEO from Apple isn't looking good at present with a liver transplant which may work or not work, recent photos show a fragile and sickly looking Steve.
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Oh, I am getting a vibe here (and you know my vibes)...........

It's one of the remaining Beatles and it will be an accident of some sort.

Paul McCartney tries to buy back The Beatles catalogue from Michael Jackson's estate and has a heart attack after discovering the re-sale purchase price?
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Ash things were never the same between Michael and Paul after Michael obtained the Beatles catalogue, in fact they never spoke after it happened. Another interesting aspect to Michaels death and the possible buy back down the track i sense.
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31st July 2009, 01:21 PM Old #15

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re: Applegate
can breast cancer come back if you've had both your jugs removed ?
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can breast cancer come back if you've had both your jugs removed ?

No, but if it's spread elsewhere then it would be another form of cancer.
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Ash things were never the same between Michael and Paul after Michael obtained the Beatles catalogue, in fact they never spoke after it happened. Another interesting aspect to Michaels death and the possible buy back down the track i sense.

They did speak to each other, though. Through their lawyers...for a while. Paul conceded he couldn't afford it, rang him up & admitted defeat. The death knell of their friendship was when MJ sold the rights to 'Come Together' for a Nike commercial.
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First thing that popped into my mind was that 'Celebrity Death Match' tv show that was on a while ago:

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Celebrity Deathmatch - Madonna Vs Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!! - YouTube

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Celebrity Deathmatch_P!nk vs Mandy Moore - YouTube


I have a feeling the Pope (Ratzinger) won't be around for much longer...
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Senator Heffernan - Beaten to death by angry mob

Kevin Rudd - Brain embolism

Kanye West - Drive by shooting...kinda like Tupac but nobody will give a shit.

Silvio Berlusconi - Heart attack from misuse of viagra

Nikolas Sarkozy - Burned to death in car after motorcade is pelted with molotov cocktails

Gordon Brown - Loses other eye in some outdoor accident and falls off a ledge of some sort due to lack of vision...ooooh that has a couple of meanings there...
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Paul McCartney will get stumped to death. Miley Cyrus will have a donkey kick her in the head (again) and keel over. Amy Winehouse will react to morphine given to her at the dentist. Marcia Hines will od on coke.
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Kyle S will develop throat cancer and die.
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Madonna will be killed by a religious nut, who is really peeved at her and her Qabbalah.

John Travolta will commit suicide.

Latoya will be really annoyed by all the attention Michael is getting, and will die too.

Britney will have a round of E.C.T therapy, but to no avail. She will take all her Xanax and die in a lonely room. Autopsy photos will reveal she never groomed her shmoo.

Corey Haim will die of kidney/ liver failure. The world will be shocked, as they all thought he was already dead.

Tom Jones will die in his sleep.

Three weeks later, at an impromtu concert in Minnieappolis, Prince will announce he has motor neurone disease.- His disease will progress quickly. He will be dead six months later.
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Did you know both Madonna & LaToya Jackson have something very special in common? They both share the honour (?) of having slept with Dennis Rodman.

Both Michael Jackson & Madonna have had Naomi Campbell feature in their video clips ('Erotica' in 1992 & 'In The Closet' also in 1992).

Prince has both tried and failed to seduce Janet Jackson & La Toya Jackson.

Paula Abdul has slept with two Jackson brothers - Jackie & Marlon.
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Kanye West - Drive by shooting...kinda like Tupac but nobody will give a shit.

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James Watson – chokes on his nobel prize during sex
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Ivana Trump dies of heat exhaustion & post-traumatic orgasm disorder after being pumped 3 hours non-stop by her viagra-fuelled toy boy lover.
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Ivana Trump dies of heat exhaustion & post-traumatic orgasm disorder after being pumped 3 hours non-stop by her viagra-fuelled toy boy lover.

post traumatic orgasm disorder!!!!!!
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Sir Ian McKellan dies from spontaneous anal cavity combustion disorder (SACCD) after his live-in rent boy accidently mistakes his BAFTA award for a dildo during an ecstacy-induced sex session.
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Liza Minelli dies of a heart attack after contacting the services of a psychic medium to summon the spirit of her mother Judy Garland & her mother from beyond the grave reports that Peter Allen is in heaven dirty dancing with Patrick Swayze in drag shouting 'I won't call Australia home anymore if you put me in the corner & let me carry your watermelon of a ball sac!'

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