Though I do not understand this Twitter business I had the below emailed to me and thought it was hilarious:

https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Anyone got any other funny shit your Dad says?

My dad is a complete stoner so the best he can do is mumble and nod when he does not listen to a word I say.

My dad used to say... if you don't leave your doodle alone the magpies will come down a get it!
Quickly...go inside and put some pants on!

The shit you do when you're 18

My Dad used to sing the following tune to me...

'Mindy and a magpie sitting on the grass,
Mindy shoved her finger up the magpie's arse.
The magpie said 'Ow ow ow ow!
Get your dirty finger out of my arsehole!'

No joke! No wonder I'm petrified of magpies now.

If he was cooking and the dish needed a little something extra he wuld refer to it as a beetles foreskin.

eg: 'Just a beetle's foreskin more salt I think'

HA! Yes, my step dad used to say if I did not eat my vegetables I wouldn't grow hair on my 'totler'.

Sometimes the shit people say is about shit!
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question...8050111AAKmVwd

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Originally Posted by barabin

HA! Yes, my step dad used to say if I did not eat my vegetables I wouldn't grow hair on my 'totler'.

As long as he didn't say toddler.

And also I could be drunk... yep I am definitely drunk, but that is the greatest thing I have ever heard

my dad once picked up a bit of rotten cungy on the beach and squeezed it as its slimy orange goo came oozing out and said when you get old this is what it looks like. I often wonder if my parents were aliens.

Gross.

The shit you find at Diamond Beach.

omg are you stalking me??? how did u know that was Diamond beach? Your freaking me out here. I lived in Diamond Beach for 4 years but nobody on here knows that?

wtf

just for the record Barabin just said something to me that no one else could possibly know unless I told them.

and freaked both of us out, in a good way

I finally found my very psychic, I will love him and pet him and hug him .....