Well where do I begin?????

Friend and I was staying a bondi beach so we decided to get really drunk and really stoned. After the bottle of vodka i made the smart suggestion that we go down to the beach. So we get to the beach and my bestie turns to me and say's "hey lets go skinny dipping". Next thing the clothes was coming off and we were running naked around bondi beach about 5 in the morning freezing our willies off. After the swim we relaxed on the sand, still naked mind you and during this time we both must of nodded off or somthing cause all I remember is waking up naked on bondi beach about 6 in the morning watching those fucking fitness first boot camp bastards walking towards us with these big cheezy grins on their faces. OMG quickly grabbing the clothes and running up the main strip of bondi beach in our nickers laughing all the way..

How embaressing

Whats the worst drunking activity have your graced your life with??

That really takes the cake...

Well between my drunken fuck-fest of NYE 08-09 at Sircuit

and

terrorising the idiots on Chapel St when I was about 16-17 after going through a couple of bottles of vodka with 4 other mates (they're Russian, it's normal)...I'm not sure which one I would pick.

I do remember waking up after one massive party at some person's house a while ago, boots still on my feet, braces down, shirt missing and my jacket hanging off the ceiling fan. I am not sure what the fuck happened but it was one hell of a wake up, especially when I found out I was in West Heidelberg, that just made me freak out because I wasn't sure who I knew in that suburb.

Oh that is hilarious! Thanks for your stories guys. I guess the stupidest thing I've done drunk was go up to a workmate of mine in a club and demand the question, "You're a power-bottom aren't you?"

Not really that exciting, but it got a laugh.. and the truth outta him

Oh I also gave a guy a BJ in front of CCTV cameras but I didn't know they were there til we were done

hmmm well my experience on the weekend drunk....

Met the flate mate of some friends of mine, he introduced himself and I said "oh right your the guy that everybody says sleeps around with anything that moves..."

Needless to say we didn't chat for very long after that.

Anthony that is amazing. Great work.
Eltharion you're a C*#T!!! haha

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Originally Posted by jimmy_

Anthony that is amazing. Great work.
Eltharion you're a C*#T!!! haha

Hey I'm not a c*#t! lol I didn't even think when I was saying it.....as I sobered up I was thinking to myself now why in the f*ck did I say that!?!

Honestly I'm really sweet

bahaha! yeah I've done something like that too. I was with two of my old besties at one of their houses up in chatswood watching movies and playing videogames all night, and having a drink or two along the way. one of them crashed at around 2am but the other friend and I thought it would be a fantastic idea if we went for a nude run, the only thing is we didn't have a clock in the room so we didn't know what time it was, we just knew that it was dark outside, well, moslty. So we snuck out the back of his house and up the driveway, stripped off and then kinda realised that it was starting to get light so we thought we should hurry and bolted out the driveway and ran into an early morning jogger.
didn't really know what to do in this situation so we just kept running...FAST!

I write poetry when I'm drunk.
Nerdy, I know, but you know the old saying 'vino et veritas' (truth in wine).
I also do tea-leaf readings after my 3rd glass of wine. Live life on the edge, I say! lol

Asherbella's new drag outfit

Think more Fran Drescher meets Janet Jackson.
Asherbella never goes blonde, never wears glasses & her signature frock has always been a little black dress....

Oh I love giving massages when i'm a bit trashed. When I was 18-19 I used to go to like house after parties cause usually we where so freaking high that comedown wouldn't hit untill that arvo. Anyway we'd all be in the living room listening to music drinking, smoking and I would be going around the room giving peeps massages. They used to fall asleep on me! Best thing was I was apart of my dealers inner circle and got alot of free drugs cause of my skillful hands. hehe

p.s. I ain't no piss weak massager either...........deep muscle massages are my specialty

those early morning boot camp folks have seen it all before. viewing naked skinny dippers at that time of the morning is par for course at coogee beach

go 2 arq

Okay I have another drunkin story to tell........

When I was 13 mum had a BF up in Gondawindi which is about 2 hours outside of Moree in which it was his Bday bush party. So we are at the party and there where two girls there Kylie and Suzie. Both where 18-19. They decided to turn up with OP rum in which they got me completely trashed in matter of min. The next thing I know I'm being dragged into the back room completely stripped and the bloody bitches had their way with me. Mum walks in me up against the wall sliding down in completely stunned at what just happened. The party continued till the wee hours of the morning and all literally slept where they dropped. I went into the toilet only to find a baby bush pig squeeling it head of which scared the shit out of me. Went back to bed and about 30 min later all I hear is this massive thump. Got up to see what happened and all the boys where on the floor dying of laughter as they had flooed the water bed mum and BF where sleeping on, with an electric blanket mind you! Mum got this massive electric shock from the blanket and she was thown across the room and she was twitching and shaking a bit so she went to the bathroom, opened the door and screamed her head off at the baby bush pig that was left in the toilet! lol

That morning I got up early and had the bright idea to stuff up theguys who electricuted mum. I got a chain and tied it to the fenders of the 4WD utes, tied the chain to the fence. The time came when everyone woke up and we all had brekkie, as the boys started to leave the took the fence with them.

Next thing I know we are going 150 clicks down the highway to get to the station as we where running late.

Honestly............a bush party is something you HAVE to experience and believe me there is a whole heap of shit that I have left out that happened that night let me tell you!