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26th September 2009, 04:29 PM Old #1

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Dad loved banging Mum to this song because our family name is Bell....ding-a-dong!
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26th September 2009, 05:16 PM Old #2

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Please tell Mama you are making this up because there is something quite disturbing about you claiming to know your parents sexual practises
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Yeah I was just going to say...

Too much information?
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Please tell Mama you are making this up because there is something quite disturbing about you claiming to know your parents sexual practises

Surely you know stuff like your parents' favourite song? Didn't your parents tell you how they met, who courted who, the wedding day? Okay, I took a little dramatic license with the 'Dad liked to bang Mum to this song..' thing but I do know I was conceived to this song....after they drank a bottle of Lambrusco....
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Yeah I was just going to say...

Too much information?

It's not like I know who did what to who...lol
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27th September 2009, 03:29 PM Old #7

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its not my parents favorite song. but once i was listening to Material Girl and mum felt the need to tell me that she met my father while dancing to this song. and that he was wearing a hawaiian shirt and cowboy boots. i know it was the 80's. thank's mum.
i however wasn't conceived until later. on holiday. which she also felt she had to share, while we were on holiday in the same resort. and she wonders why i never call or visit
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27th September 2009, 05:54 PM Old #8

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Do you reckon that's why you love Madge so much HP??
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27th September 2009, 07:48 PM Old #9

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Do you reckon that's why you love Madge so much HP??

i'd like to seriously hope not
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27th September 2009, 08:10 PM Old #10

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Do you reckon that's why you love Madge so much HP??

ha ha.... we were allllll thinkin it!
Don't touch me there, I'll fall to pieces!!
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27th September 2009, 10:39 PM Old #11

confused that why he didnt get his lady?...
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my parent just submerge into the sea in Planet Decapod 10 to conceive me. No ding dong music in the water. Slush slush slush maybe
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