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29th November 2009, 03:22 PM Old #1

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Do you, just like Bela, want to be fucked into unconsciousness by Edward's icy cold vampire cock? Well, now you can be!

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Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

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Size Length: 6.75" Diameter: 1.55"

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  • Twilight
  • Fright Night 1 and 2
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • True Blood TV Series
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series
  • Angel TV Series
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29th November 2009, 03:32 PM Old #2

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Do you, just like Bela, want to be fucked into unconsciousness by Edward's icy cold vampire cock? Well, now you can be!


Source:http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mv...duct_Code=VAMP

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I struggle with twilight, she is just to lame for any of these boys really give a shit about her.
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I struggle with twilight, she is just to lame for any of these boys really give a shit about her.

I've not read or seen a thing about Twilight except what I've been informed of by my spies. Apparently Edward fucks Bela into unconsciousness and at once point gives her a C section with his teeth. Hott.
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29th November 2009, 10:00 PM Old #4

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Personally I prefer playing with this...

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oh, that'll hurt come morning!
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oh, that'll hurt come morning!

Just depends where you stick it and what part of it gets stuck in where you chose to stick it.

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not at this time of night, it'll just confuse me!
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oh, that'll hurt come morning!

Bells, your on fire tonight. What's your secret?
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ummm...I'm tired, haven't had dinner.....I don't know!
Oh...maybe it's the painkillers?
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ummm...I'm tired, haven't had dinner.....I don't know!
Oh...maybe it's the painkillers?

Yep, it'd be the painkillers. Got any spare?
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no, they're all MINE dammit! mmm....Satan's candy.....

Bugger, just ate an apple. Now the witty repartee is doomed to fail with all that healthy goodness. I better quit while I'm ahead....
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no, they're all MINE dammit! mmm....Satan's candy.....

Bugger, just ate an apple. Now the witty repartee is doomed to fail with all that healthy goodness. I better quit while I'm ahead....

Apple? Bah! Unwanted vitamins. Quick, pop another pain killer.
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no, they're all MINE dammit! mmm....Satan's candy.....

Bugger, just ate an apple. Now the witty repartee is doomed to fail with all that healthy goodness. I better quit while I'm ahead....

Depends on where you put the apple core once you were finished eating it.
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Depends on where you put the apple core once you were finished eating it.

hahaha!

no, I McGyver-ed the apple core for later. I just need a match-stick and some gum and I'm set to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Oh, I think I need sleep....the curse of the pretty painkillers.....lovely.......
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hahaha!

no, I McGyver-ed the apple core for later. I just need a match-stick and some gum and I'm set to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Oh, I think I need sleep....the curse of the pretty painkillers.....lovely.......

Well, with that I think we can pretty safely say the apple didn't kill the witty repartee.
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