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Originally Posted by beingurself2

Now you know why I never smile....lol...

Now that you mention it

i really dont like dalmation dicks.. you know... thick at the bottom, thin at the top with a bright red head and a slight bend..

i like my men to have a human penis at least...

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Originally Posted by hazyinseptember

i really dont like dalmation dicks.. you know... thick at the bottom, thin at the top with a bright red head and a slight bend..

Oh my gosh, I went out for a short time with someone like this when I was at Young Gays. Loved every other part of him but the doodle just freaked me out. It was always moist too. Thank god he ran off with someone else!

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Originally Posted by guru_g

Oh my gosh, I went out for a short time with someone like this when I was at Young Gays. Loved every other part of him but the doodle just freaked me out. It was always moist too. Thank god he ran off with someone else!

A case of have moist penis will travel

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Originally Posted by differentsame

Does anyone know a better brand?

OMG!

*Yack*

Let's revive the debate . . .

Cut or Uncut?

I choose not to express a preference as apparently doing so shows me to be bigot and may lead to suicidal feelings in those who feel rejected.

This is an old thread. It's got 3 clones created by the one person speaking to each other.

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Originally Posted by mark_

This is an old thread. It's got 3 clones created by the one person speaking to each other.

Mark go back to your American forums.

- Patricia

I have no preference as long as it works.

Oh, a Guru infested thread. How I miss that guy

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Originally Posted by pioneer_to_the_falls

Oh, a Guru infested thread. How I miss that guy

you can install a fax machine and i will transmit the court orders

Oh my gay god. Mama does remember this thread fondly. There's about two pages of fighting between Mama and Guru been removed which is a shame - it made good reading. Mama did hate that man so much. She's glad he's gone. She only wishes she knew where he was posting now so she could go do battle with him again.

^He has a blog...
http://thebestjudge.com/about/

I thought he might have used it to bag out Samesame but couldn't find anything.

My cock is cut, but i just love any cock, i dont really have a preference, as long as its in my mouth or hole.LOL

I like a kosher cock as a rule but I'm like moosey... I'll gag on anything

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Originally Posted by Barrin

^He has a blog...
http://thebestjudge.com/about/

I thought he might have used it to bag out Samesame but couldn't find anything.

I'm too frightened to even go and look. I imagine a psychiatry student could probably get enough material for an entire PhD thesis.

Being of the Jew'ish rather than the Jew variety....I've been spared the knife; I've never understood the cut vs uncut debate. Perhaps since my erect member has a fully retractable hood and it's hard to tell either way when it's up. As for the cleanliness comments, I've never had a manky dick, I've never experienced another guy's manky dick. Perhaps it's because I am the youngest of 6 siblings and learned at birth that a clean member is close to godliness from my older brothers. Perhaps it's the jibes about my sisters fishy smells that is ultimately responsible for avoiding vag! Perhaps I'm analy retentive about my own cleanliness and that of who I have shagged with...I dunno.

I reckon some cocks look beautiful and some are down right fugly regardless of cut or not.

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Originally Posted by Mama Catastrophe

Mama would have to say that if she did have to choose she would probably say that cut ones tend to look more attractive to her. That’s not say she doesn’t appreciate a nice uncut cock as well. As for the cleanliness argument – well Mama has always said a cock is only as clean as its owner and if they are a pig then chances are their cock will also be rank – cut or uncut. Mama has had some nasty experiences with cocks of both varieties. One uncut gentleman she encountered with had this huge unruly foreskin that almost resembled a wind sock at an airport which Mama had to literally peel back in the same fashion as she removes her Schiaparelli stockings. Once she finally uncovered the head it was this scarlet red color, glistening with some slime and seemed to be pulsating – it almost looked angry towards to Mama and she felt quite uneasy about proceeding any further – but it was a slow week and the rent was due so she just told the punter she had mouth ulcers and gave him a quick ham shank. He wanted to see Mama again but she told him she was taking a couple of months off and instead gave him the number of the three tooth moose crossie that worked behind Safeway on Saturday nights.
The other nasty experience (well not really nasty, just a bit frightening) she had with a cut gentleman was with this guy whose cock was a different color to his body. The guy was white but his cock was brownish with a pink knob – it looked like a licorice allsort. This was very disconcerting to Mama as she feared this discoloration may be some form decay that was afflicting this man’s penis so she was loathe to put it in her mouth – think she used the bleeding gums excuse that time.
All in all the one type of penis that Mama really doesn’t care for are the ones (usually uncut) whose knobs are so sensitive that even the feel of Mama s breathe as she leans to go down on them causes them to wince and ask her to be more gentle.

Mama,

I wept tears of laughter and spat a perfect glass of Sav Blanc all over my iPad when I read this. Your use of language is priceless!

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Originally Posted by Dsquare

I'm too frightened to even go and look. I imagine a psychiatry student could probably get enough material for an entire PhD thesis.

Original material. Nothing new here

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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

Original material. Nothing new here

Don't mention the war

I do it subconsciously you know. I've watched them so many times the dialogue seems like my own memories.

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Originally Posted by Dsquare

Don't mention the war

I do it subconsciously you know. I've watched them so many times the dialogue seems like my own memories.

That's a worry. I'd be happier if all your internal dialogues were your own.

I remember back in Perth in the late 90's uncut cocks weren't the fashionable thing. Many guys prefered cut and would be very upfront about their preference as well.

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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

That's a worry. I'd be happier if all your internal dialogues were your own.

Most of them are except for the voice that keeps saying "Father, father, it hurts" and the raspy one that keeps saying things like "Now the bitch is mine".

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Originally Posted by Marc

Perhaps since my erect member has a fully retractable hood and it's hard to tell either way when it's up.

POIDH

It's not really any of my business since I don't have a dick , and I'm not personallt interested in them BUT being the mother of two sons I could never really get the idea of cutting bits of their bodies off when they were babies...or ever...
It's not from an idealist perspective or anything but it just seemed unneccesary and wrong.
And I remember Mum telling me how when my brother was circumsised how he immediately threw up on the doctor, and even though he was so little seemed to be in pain for weeks.
could just be a Mum thing?

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Originally Posted by moonbeam

It's not really any of my business since I don't have a dick , and I'm not personallt interested in them BUT being the mother of two sons I could never really get the idea of cutting bits of their bodies off when they were babies...or ever...
It's not from an idealist perspective or anything but it just seemed unneccesary and wrong.
And I remember Mum telling me how when my brother was circumsised how he immediately threw up on the doctor, and even though he was so little seemed to be in pain for weeks.
could just be a Mum thing?

Wish it was a Mum thing weets, but Mama knows a couple of Mums who have insisted their boys were circumcised - one even Doctor shopped until she found one that would do it!!

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Originally Posted by Mama Catastrophe

Wish it was a Mum thing weets, but Mama knows a couple of Mums who have insisted their boys were circumcised - one even Doctor shopped until she found one that would do it!!

Yeah, I guess I heard of that before...whether to chop or not is a bit of a debate in parenting circles too.

One old lady told me she thinks it started because of hygiene issues in the old days...especially when men went to War and they couldn't wash...but that's really not an issue these days...or maybe the army could just cut men when they joined up???

The other agruement for in parenting circles is that your son might feel 'different' if his dick is different to his Dad's dick.
But really, how often do Dad's and sons compare dicks? (I don't actually know since I am a woman but was under the impression that although they may go for a piss under the lemon tree together Dads and Sons don't often look too closely at each others dicks) What says you men?
Would you be confused if your Dad was circumsised and you weren't?
Would your Dad telliing you that either is ok would make you feel better?

My dad was circumcised and I wasn't. My parents said they didn't want to do that to me and that was fine by me.

I was in the army and your cock is going to get mank regardless. We take baby wipes out these days for a bird bath but water does the same thing. Makes wanking out bush 100 times easier as well, this one guy I knew used the sweetened condensed milk for lube :\

Cut cocks are more boring as well but I don't judge because the guy didn't have a choice.