Channel 10 calls you to audition to be the host of a pilot late night variety TV show, replacing the seat vacated by Rove McManus. You get the gig.
You are asked to feature 3 celebrity interviews.
The celebrities, for the sake of argument, will automatically say 'YES' to your interview & will appear on your show.
Which 3 celebrities would you pick for your live TV show?

I'd pick Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
Just because they're topical at the moment.
Third one?
Tom Cruise.
For the novelty factor.

Oprah, because she is my best friend once she fucks Gail off!... waiting, waiting.

Toni Collette and Rachel Griffiths.

Oprah has only ever been interviewed by Phil Donahue, Larry King, David Letterman & Barbra Walters (since hitting the *big time*).
She doesn't really think (privately) anybody else has the 'calibre' to interview her above & beyond these 4 people. Useless piece of trivia. lol

Oprah will never get rid of Gail.
Oprah once wrote a suicide letter to Gail asking her to water her pot plants after she was dead.
That's how close they are....soul sisters, they are.

jesus. would you think of pot plants as your gasping your last?

i think the letter read like this
"i'm about to slash my wrists, there's money under the sink for you to go to bunnings and get more potting mix"

you never know, oprah may be a chair and noose girl

but the chair could slip and break a pott

i think the chair "slipping" is the whole point. plus she's got the note. gail will buy a new pot

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Originally Posted by local_warming

you never know, oprah may be a chair and noose girl

NO!
Oprah reads Same Same.
Oh.
My.
lol

No rope can hold that weight.


Oprah would drink a bottle of bourbon, beat the fuck outta Steadman and beat herself to death with a Christmas ham.

She wants to die happy.

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

NO!
Oprah reads Same Same.
Oh.
My.
lol

good, maybe she'll get the hint

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

NO!
Oprah reads Same Same.
Oh.
My.
lol

so she should read samesame. she need to corner a new market since all those lady readers of "O" magazine went AWOL when she didnt throw here weight behind sister hilary clinton in the democratic nomination bid

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

Channel 10 calls you to audition to be the host of a pilot late night variety TV show, replacing the seat vacated by Rove McManus. You get the gig.
You are asked to feature 3 celebrity interviews.
The celebrities, for the sake of argument, will automatically say 'YES' to your interview & will appear on your show.
Which 3 celebrities would you pick for your live TV show?

I would hold a Seance with the psychic from Woman's Weekly and try and contact Belinda Emmett, and ask her " Who makes a better TV host, me or your cheating husband who has already knocked someone up?'

I would then hold another seance to contact Athena Starwoman and ask her- " should I trust this psychic?"

Lastly- I'd hold the final seance and try and contact Jon Benet Ramsey and ask " Ok - level with me. Who really killed you bitch?"

No.
Oprah's researchers read Same Same on her behalf & get back to her on gay & lesbian program ideas. Because Same Same is Australia's leading gay & lesbian website & Oprah wants to do a live show in Sydney (I don't know when, but the idea is taking shape) Oprah is kept abreast of the stuff on here.

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

No.
Oprah's researchers read Same Same on her behalf & get back to her on gay & lesbian program ideas. Because Same Same is Australia's leading gay & lesbian website & Oprah wants to do a live show in Sydney (I don't know when, but the idea is taking shape) Oprah is kept abreast of the stuff on here.

Have you gone mental?

Oprah reads Same Same.

Firstly Oprah doesn't read.
People read for Oprah.
Oprah buys the rights to the book.
Oprah eats.

i thought her show was over

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

No.
Oprah's researchers read Same Same on her behalf & get back to her on gay & lesbian program ideas. Because Same Same is Australia's leading gay & lesbian website & Oprah wants to do a live show in Sydney (I don't know when, but the idea is taking shape) Oprah is kept abreast of the stuff on here.

are they raising the titanic to get her over here?
is this for real?

Oh, never mind.

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Originally Posted by honey-prawns

i thought her show was over

Not until 2011.
It's currently January 2010.

oh ok. cool i havent watched her in years

Look, people.
Oprah wants to come to Australia, is thinking about doing a show on SAME-SEX marriage in Sydney.
If you don't believe me, fine, but if you carry on like a bunch of queens you'll miss out on potentially being on Oprah.
No, I'm not mental.
No, I'm not lying.
I'm sorry I even mentioned Oprah.
Won't do that EVER again.

OMG, I so cannot believe y'all are so nasty toward my best friends Oprah and Gail.
BTW, my first post was just a ploy to get the HARPO reseachers to see it.

Love you sister girl xx
PS: my Nana makes the best grits and corn bread this side of Alabama!
I am so gonna be on that Syd show SS Bitches

it was just jokes and fun as always

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Originally Posted by marky markywicz

OMG, I so cannot believe y'all are so nasty toward my best friends Oprah and Gail.
BTW, my first post was just a ploy to get the HARPO reseachers to see it.

Love you sister girl xx
PS: my Nana makes the best grits and corn bread this side of Alabama!
I am so gonna be on that Syd show SS Bitches

Cheers.

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Originally Posted by Light-Bearer

I would hold a Seance with the psychic from Woman's Weekly and try and contact Belinda Emmett, and ask her " Who makes a better TV host, me or your cheating husband who has already knocked someone up?'

I would then hold another seance to contact Athena Starwoman and ask her- " should I trust this psychic?"

Lastly- I'd hold the final seance and try and contact Jon Benet Ramsey and ask " Ok - level with me. Who really killed you bitch?"

I like the Belinda Emmett one.

Same Same Media Player

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Back on topic: Three celebrity interviews....
Sir Ian McKellan
Rupert Everett
Elton John
Three queens tring to out-queen each other....reminds me of what this thread has become.

I don't know Oprah but I know of this ONE program IDEA.